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Seven Minutes in Heaven Meme

So however you got there, you're now stuck in a closet with someone. You have seven minutes (seven comments each) in which to get your makeout on before the door will open. Doesn't matter if you try and blast your way out, the door just ain't budging.


①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

Eames [The Forger] | Inception | OTA

[notjustathief]

[lakoffselephant]

[Oh, hey.

Arthur's just going to look at Eames with his head cocked to the side, not daring to say anything.]

Miranda Tate | The Dark Knight Rises | OTA

[no_ordinary_citizen]

Charlie Kelly | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[luvitmlikstake]

[sweetdee]

[Oh... oh, no. Ew.

Ew, gross.]

Charlie?

Bane | The Dark Knight Rises | OTA

[gothams_reckoning]

Re: Bane | The Dark Knight Rises | OTA

[gothamsreckoning]

Bane stares at this other Bane confused a little and he frowns, with crossing his arms.

"Whooo are you show yourself. I do'nt have time for this."

Piotr Rasputin | Marvel; Comics | Het

[newartistx]

I only have movie verse, hope that's okay -- we can assume aged up

[slipsthrough]

[Okay, stuck in a closet. Like this will be a problem.]

Take my hand.

Soma Cruz | Castlevania series

[soma_cruz]

[torturedrose]

[STARE.]

. . .

Sadaharu Iwao | Power Play | Any

[very_much_an_otaku]

Hang on, I've got this! Be just a second!

[After shifting to a low stance, Sadaharu bolted forward, slamming into the door as hard as he could. Unfortunately, he has the power of an otaku, rather than an athlete. Even if the door wasn't reinforced, this would still have been a terribly poor decision.]

That...that was such...a bad idea.

[goneunnoticed]

...It was... a good effort... don't feel bad.

[The girl reaches out into the dark to put a hand on the otaku's shoulder-- meant as a comforting gesture, of course, and she'll even massage a little, which would be nice in theory...

but then there's the spooky voice and the mouthbreathing habit and the ice cold j-horror fingers...]

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4

[idole]

Jack O'Lantern | Marvel 616

[uglier]

[ u no u want 2 ]

[britishmexican]

[ bane is rly uncomf

here

you can't tell because of this fucking facehugger strapped to his mouth but he is SO UNSURE ]

Lal Banerjee | OC | m/m

[alphalone]

[Alpha werewolf. Oddly timid, but there you go.]

Samus Aran | Metroid | OTA

[thechozonone]

Stiles Stilinksi | Teen Wolf | OTA

[oralfixations]

hope you don't mind

[fullmoonarmani]

Damn it....this is just like Jackson.

[Don't worry Stiles Danny is just going to glare at the door a bit before turning and looking around the rather cramped closet. Yup...there was going to be one less player on the lacrosse team come morning. But it wouldn't be Danny or Stiles missing out on practice.]

[killcrop]

[ is it cheating if you make out with yourself

just curious



oop
found some monopoly money ]

Danny Mahealani | Teen Wolf | M/M

[fullmoonarmani]

Lord El-Melloi II | Fate/ too much canon | OTA

[skinnymandria]

[enjoymyatelier]

[so












...who's this douchebag, exactly]

Painwheel | Skullgirls | OTA

[torturedrose]

Photo Finish ✶ My Little Pony: FiM ✶ ota

[photo_finish]

Asami Sato | The Legend of Korra

[renegade_daughter]

[upset]

[ Growing up in a secluded compound without anyone else her own age meant Korra was unfamiliar with many teenage activities – including party games. Before she has a chance to ask how this works, she finds herself locked in a closet with a familiar face. Looking genuinely clueless, she throws a glance at the door, then back at Asami. ]

So, uh. What are we supposed to do now?

Masaru Daimon | Digimon | Aged up to post epilogue for late teens/adults

[daimondai]

jake english | homestuck | ota

[kringlefuck]

Souji Seta/Yu Narukami | Persona 4 | OTA

[myriades]

Re: Souji Seta/Yu Narukami | Persona 4 | OTA

[orphism]

[WOW this closet is pretty small. The shenanigans that got them into it are so hilarious they cannot be described here. A pity.

This is both really troublesome and...kind of nice at the same time.]

I blame you for this.

orphaner dualscar | homestuck | OTA

[douchescar]

[crabcakes]

Neptune's Beard!

[La'gaan is completely unfamiliar with the rules of this game. That happens when you live in Atlantis; completely underwater, separated from everything, it's only natural that you end up with very few cultural similarities with humans. It unfortunately extends to games, because this "seven minutes in heaven" that has him shoved in the closet with some purple guy? Yeah, this fishlike Atlantean isn't impressed at all.

And he's just about given up on trying to bash down the door. He has a girlfriend to go see, worlds to help save...all of the good stuff.]

Are you just going to stand there? If you know something about this I don't, feel free to chime in at any time.

deadpool | marvel 616

[ugliest]

Re: deadpool | marvel 616

[pootis]

The Heavy grabs Deadpool by his wrists and slams him against the cheap wood paneling that makes up the closet's interior walls. The pressure of his giant hands is immense, easily bruising Deadpool's wrists, but this is not even noticed in the heat of the moment.

He leans in and whispers in Deadpool's ear in a gravelly voice, the stubble of his face scraping against the mask, "I think you should fight some one much, much smaller."

Abby Barnes | OC | Open!

[reluctantmafiaprincess]

Alistair | Dragon Age | OTA

[hopsborders]

[NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WHEN HE BECAME KING]

[ladywarden]

[Those Orlesians and their party games. MAKER. Why had she even come to this? Oh, right. Hero of Ferelden. And Alistair had asked nicely.]

You'd think castle broom closets would be bigger.