Literally ruining lives ([personal profile] memeboogeyman) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-11-07 12:01 pm

When I think about you I touch myself

THINKING OF YOU

( a meme for all your mutual masturbation et al needs! )

There's nothing more embarrassing than being walked in on during your private time...except, maybe, if the person who's walking in is the one you're thinking about while taking care of business. Oops.

You just can't help it! Picturing someone you don't know, as sexy as a random model or superstar may be, is nowhere near as appealing as when your mental images are personal - maybe you can't even get excited unless you're thinking of someone you know. This person could be the one you've wanted forever but can't have, a new fantasy, a partner you can't be with right now, anyone that accidentally came to mind and you couldn't unsee, a new fantasy, someone completely taboo, or even a person you just picked because you wanted to.

Can you not let them know that you were totally picturing them in the most compromising of positions, or is the cat out of the bag because you were obvious or verbal? How will you feel about being walked in on? Mortified, probably, if you're normal. Freaked out? ...even more aroused?

Hey, it could happen! Bodies are weird.

But things don't just end in your total humiliation, oh no. That would be too convenient. The person's not leaving. They're angry, perhaps demanding an answer, maybe wanting to tease you, or possibly curious.

Actually, they may just want to join you. I bet that never happened in you wildest fantasies.

How to Play
  • This being a smut meme, you know the above encounter will end in sex of some sort. Feel free to use this meme to get your mutual masturbation kink on or anything else you can possibly think of.
  • Reply with your character and preferences (ie, women only, definitely no taboo, etc). Assumed CR is definitely going to be a thing here.
  • Top level comments are the ones being walked in on by those commenting to them. If you'd prefer, you can leave your comment blank, or you can give a short blurb about what your character is doing to get themselves off. Think of it as a headcanon meme, especially if your character has unique physiology.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!
twelfth_labour: (; it's always best when the candle's out)

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS | M/F

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(Caught or walking in.)
proteusmoon: (☾ The papercuts)

[personal profile] proteusmoon 2016-11-09 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
( OOC ; Heeey, would you be interested in doing stuff with these two again? )

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standyuser: (009)

Yu Narukami | Persona 4 | M/F

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maggie sawyer (supergirl) f/f

[personal profile] ncpd 2016-11-07 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
( either/or )
wingedman: (72)

sam wilson | mcu | ota

[personal profile] wingedman 2016-11-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[either/or, 21+]
rainbowflavored: (green)

Kenny Al-Bahir | The War At Home | m/m

[personal profile] rainbowflavored 2016-11-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Either/or]
zvonecek: (pic#10677568)

Otis Zvonecek | Chicago Fire

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[Either / or]
Edited 2016-11-08 00:19 (UTC)
unaffluent: (Default)

Adam Parrish / The Raven Cycle

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corve: (Default)

[personal profile] corve 2016-11-08 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
It felt like a blessing that Monmouth Manufacturing was empty -- Gansey was out somewhere that Ronan could have honestly cared less about in the moment and Noah hadn't spontaneously appeared for a while now and knew better than to go popping up in his room unannounced. Most everyone knew better than to go wandering into Ronan's room without as much as knocking, or announcing themselves first. Ronan relished in the silence of the building, even Chainsaw was sleeping soundlessly in her cage on the other side of his room.

This was his time. Sweet alone time.

So what better way to use that time than by fantasizing about one of his best friends, with his jeans and briefs kicked across the room and his hand fisted around his cock, stroking himself slowly, his lips forming the syllables of Adam's name -- a barely audible whisper as he rocked his hips up toward his hand, his mind lost somewhere between a dream and reality, a middle ground that he so rarely visited because of how incomplete of a space it was. He didn't like floating in the middle, Ronan either wanted to dream, or to be awake, the only thing keeping him in this space now was the image of Adam beneath him.

But, in all that middle space, Ronan was blissfully unaware of the way that his door was still cracked open -- something he probably should have double checked... but, there were more important things on his mind.

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antigifted: (smug)

Dazai Osamu 》Bungou Stray Dogs 》m/m pref

[personal profile] antigifted 2016-11-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
howdoeros: (post-performance)

Yuuri Katsuki • Yuri!!! On Ice • m/m pref

[personal profile] howdoeros 2016-11-08 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
eventuallea: (Default)

Axel | KH

[personal profile] eventuallea 2016-11-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
thesefirststeps: (Default)

Rey | SW: TFA | OTA

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myownaccord: (pic#10054780)

Yachi Hitoka | Haikyuu!! | OTA

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the_greywaren: (Default)

Ronan Lynch | The Raven Cycle

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corve: (Default)

Ronan Lynch (The Raven Cycle • m/m)

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atrian: (Laying in bed)

Roman » Star-Crossed

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(can be either role. ota.)
deniles: (Default)

Niles | Fire Emblem: Fates | M/M

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[Happily finding someone or getting caught.]

mon-el ( supergirl ) ota

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Toudou Jinpachi | Yowamushi Pedal | OTA

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reluctant_destiny: (Default)

Pyrrha Nikos| RWBY|OTA

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feathermanr: (Default)

Re: Pyrrha Nikos| RWBY|OTA

[personal profile] feathermanr 2016-11-09 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Maybe he walks in on her in his room fooling around on his bed, or in someplace more public. He leaves and she decides to take care of it herself, he forgets that he left something behind and comes back in to find her having her fun?)

Re: Pyrrha Nikos| RWBY|OTA

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No problem

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dustbun: (Default)

Velvet Scarlatina | RWBY | OTA

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dramaticalblue: (» embarrassed)

aoba seragaki || dramatical murder || m/m

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[ can be either role. ]
comingupexplody: (Default)

Junkrat | Overwatch | OTA

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[Canonmates are welcomed, even weird ones for whom it makes no sense to be fucking him! I'm pretty easygoing. Crosscanon is also totally welcome!

Available in both cis and trans flavor (the latter being post-top surgery with vagina.) Just specify which you want.

His f-list is here!]
scritch: (126)

liv moore ( izombie )

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sectum: (all the wasted time on my hands;)

ronan lynch / the raven cycle

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roman godfrey ( hemlock grove )

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