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[argue]

Ｘ Ｅ Ｎ Ｏ Ｐ Ｈ Ｉ Ｌ Ｉ Ａ No judgement, only tentacles. Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries, after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy? Directions: 1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner! 2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity! 3. Be excellent to each other, dudes. First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions. Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point. Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now. Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful. Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight. Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married. Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them. See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants? Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different... How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way. You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle. Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different. Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun. Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked. Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it. It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together. Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body. Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am. Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off. Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use. Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny. Grossed Out: You tried to be open minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off. Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling. More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic. Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved. Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs. WILDCARD

Comments

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang | Homestuck | OTA

[eighteyes]

[ A troll, from that one comic with the crazy grey-skinned people. She's got horns, super-strength, mind control powers... and both a tenta-dick and nook. ]

Vizzik Joltcable | World of Warcraft | M/M

[kajamidas]

[Vizzik is an Azerothian goblin. About three and a half feet tall, bright green all over, but otherwise pretty much shaped like a miniature human.]

anya | pokemon OC | ota

[sirnight]

( info in journal. a highly intelligent/sapient Gardevoir. Various psychic powers, including hypnotism and empathic links. Can be played male or female. )

[alohajoy]

[I think there's a nurse Joy who'd be more then a little curious and easily manipulated by Anya's abilities if you're interested?]

chi-chi ( dragon ball ) f/m

[princessbride]

( ...obligatory boring human )

Alta Ugund | FFXIV OC | f/m

[keenflurry]

( Alta is what is known as an Au Ra, a race with lizardy-dragony-type features. These include tails, horns, and scales. Her skin is a dark blue-gray and she has glowing limbal rings. Otherwise mostly human-like features. The women of the race tend to be incredibly small, with Alta being just shy of 4'10". )

ariel ( the little mermaid ) f/m

[seacups]

( merbabe ♥ )

[conner_el]

[Don't suppose the merbabe would be interested in an half-alien clone? Just double down on the weirdness.]

Khloe Aliapoh || Final Fantasy XIV || OTA

[wondroustail]

[Kittengirl! Of sorts.]

zero {less than zero} m/m

[notyourdamnpet]

[Anthropomorphic red panda (or blue in his case) with a memory and attitude problem. He's an absolute dick so if you're interested, please read through the information in his journal so you know what to expect. Usually subs "unwillingly" because he's a proud bastard who won't admit he likes it.]

hope this works

[moneyhunt]

It really wasn't that Chika liked Zero, exactly. It was just a convenient relationship, not quite friends but with all the extra benefits. It didn't help that they were shunned by the world for looking different to begin with with Zero taking the larger brunt of it while Chika only got teased for the fluffy ears and tail, so it helped to bring them both closer together, if only in solidarity against the world at large.

They argue though, often continuing until they've already forgotten what the original argument was. Tonight though, it was a matter of who got to be the top. Neither side enjoyed being fucked but they didn't have any other option, so foreplay tended to involved some fisticuffs, as seen when Chika shoved Zero by the shoulder into the wall.

"You got to do it last time!"

"Marie" | OC | OTA

[onewithwater]

(Water elemental)

Lockdown | Transformers Animated | OTA

[ruthless_hunter]

[Giant alien robot who turns into a muscle car. Can have an avatar made of solid light upon request.]

Toothiana | Rise of the Guardians | OTA

[exchangesfor]

((dunno what I'm doing but why not))

[tomoveyou]

[If a late tag is okay, Layle here is a human from a world where people sometimes get born with crystal-growths that give them magical powers (telekinesis and gravity-manipulation in his case), as you do, and he's a big ol' xenophile who is also a total slut and not very good at the whole emotions-thing, so if you're more interested in romance than casual hook-ups this character might not be the best fit.

BUT on the other hand if that is indeed your scene, I was thinking of a scenario along the lines of 5, 8 and 13. Layle is a recent arrival to her world (or Guardians can travel across alternate dimensions now because why not), he runs into Toothiana and uses his abilities to help her solve some kind of crisis, flirtation happens during the fight and after the battle is over he'd like to help her "unwind". Also he really wants to pet her feathers. They are so very, very pretty.]

Tygra | Thundercats | OTA

[passedoverprince]

[missingen10]

[ooc: yo! feel up for doing a thread between these two? kagami's a hotheaded basketball prodigy who's big on sports, food, teammates, and just to pile on the tiger themes, his first name's "taiga" and most people liken his presence to said cat. let me know if you're interested and we can work something out~]

Cupid | Hercules: TLJ & Xena: WP | OTA

[productofloveandwar]

Václav Koller | Deus Ex: Mankind Divided | ota

[hi0ctane]

[human, but human with mechanical parts (including a robodick if you're into that sort of thing). big on experimenting, bring on the weird stuff.

no underage or bathroom stuff, kinklist is here.]

lioriley | original | ota

[invigorates]

( dark elf with magical glow lines. info on journal. )

Urdnot Wrex | Mass Effect | m/m

[wrexecution]

[twogunsonesword]

[Well he's used to demons and angelish things, so probably good to say Dante's good with aliens. If you're up for a thread with these two, it could prove interesting. Dante's a Nephilim (halfdemon, halfangel) devil hunter, and while I don't know a whole lot about Mass Effect, I know enough about science fiction to be comfortable in the setting.]

Leonardo | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | m/f

[leonardo-leads.insanejournal.com]

[Has a habit of making a purring sound in the back of his throat when he's aroused.]

Deadlock | ABC Warriors | OTA

[anarchyrules]

A psychic wizard robot who comes with attachments. Kinkier is his jam.

Saft | Original Character | F/M

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[A half-dragon who looks mostly human...but she can turn full dragon so there is that. Alternatively can be AU'd to be totally human and falls for the beastie person!]

[academian]

[Care for a really curious boy who would be super interested in the dragon thing?]

Corentin Lavellan | Dragon Age: Inquisition | OTA

[allergictohalla]

[Oh, why not; I'll throw in an elf. He's pretty much human-looking except for the total lack of body hair.]

Simon Ashlock | World of Warcraft | OTA

[paladingus]

[Simon's just a garden-variety human, but he's all about the weird. Lay it on him. (Literally.)]

Fern Green | Awful Hospital | OTA

[greenmamabear]

[She swears she's human. Just, you know, green.]

Killer B - Naruto - m/f

[goninjagoninjago]

[Comes in three flavors- big buff demon-dude, octopus-bull monster (also comes in partial mode if you just want the tentacles or the bull part), or a shark-man form if that's your taste. Whatever the case may be, it's gonna get kinky here.]

[summerorange]

((Offering up this heroic lady to help calm down the octopus-bull monster? Up to anything kinky involving that form that isn't gore/vore and non-con))

Vincent Valentine - Final Fantasy 7 - m/f

[dramaticflipping]

[Comes in four forms- big furry lion-bear beast, classic bat-winged demon, zombie-wraith-ghost and massive beefy Frankensteins Monster. Furry/wingkink/necrophile/beefcake lovers, here is the character that improbably merges all the things you like!]

[drivesshotgun]

((Maybe 27 with the beast? She could be a late-joining team member who wants to help him out, and the beast takes over part-way? I'm also open to any other ideas that you might have.))

Peter Quill | MCU | m/m

[pelvicsorceries]

[human/alien hybrid. He will literally sleep with any and all aliens or unique species.]

[shadowblends]

[yanno, i'm preeetty sure we haven't done anything but sexting threads. i n t e r e s t e d? 8')]