P-1 Grand Prix Meme!!

[laimperatrice]

DESPERATE FIGHTING AMONG FRIENDS!
THE P-1 GRAND PRIX!


You may not know how you got here, but you have found yourself in a strange world inside the Television, surrounded by ghostly black figures. A strange  (or maybe familiar) figure shows up on the monitors and informs you that you must fight to advance! It doesn't matter if you have a persona or not, only by winning the P-1 Grand Prix will you be allowed to leave!  

How to Play: 

1. Post with your character. Include a scenario or leave it open! 
2. Another Character will reply and will be matched up against your own.  
3. Fight to see who is the manliest of all men! If you're not interested in fighting, the words of your opponent will be distorted (attacking your emotional weaknesses) until you do. 
4. Have fun! 

Comments

Shizuo Heiwajima | Durarara!!!

[t_n_t]

[Honestly he needs very little reason to start a fight with someone, so come at me bro.]

[kicks_ass]

[ Okay...which way was the exit?

Shizuru had enough of this shit and it hadn't even started yet. ]

Yu Narukami | Persona 4

[cardcrusher]

[It's only natural for him to be here.


...Right?]

[tearsofsteel]

[Not only did he end up in an unknown world with televisions and ghost with a screen telling him he just entered a fight, now he's facing someone with a face eerily similar to his. This has wrong written all over it.

The cyborg just stares blankly at the other fighter.]

...I'm sorry.

[We're off to a great start.]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

[Jonathan's more concerned with the strange place he's literally stumbled into and figuring a way out than he is with any potential fights. That isn't to say his guard isn't up, because it most certainly is. He's just, ah, distracted. That's all.]

Mitsuru Kirijo | P3

[laimperatrice]

[It was one matter to jump into a TV without any real planning on how to get out, but now that she was separated from the others, and unable to find a quiet place to search for them, the only option was to move forward until one of them were found. She had faced a couple people already, some of which seemed to have been drawn in here without their knowledge, and her energy levels were feeling low. Not that any of them were particularly difficult as of yet, but it would be best to recover a moment and try and locate the others.

Running one hand along an invisible wall until it met a more solid one, she tested the door to the right and ducked inside once it opened for her. Hopefully it was unoccupied.]

tl;dr

[emp3thy]

[The transition to becoming the Seal had been as peaceful as his last moments suggested. For the most part, he was aware of nothing at all; lost in an endless dream of swirling stars. He knew time was passing; but whether it was a day, a month, a year - he didn't know, and for the most part, it didn't matter. It simply was.

But occasionally, he awoke. Usually it was when something happened in the living world to provoke Erebus into greater activity. Often this ended with the blinding patch of raw power he'd come to realize was Elizabeth appearing and sending it packing again. He hadn't yet found a way to signal her when that happened, but her presence alone was enough to make him feel like something close to human, just for a bit.

Other times, it was for no particular reason. In those rare peaceful moments when his consciousness surfaced and he remembered that once he'd had a body, a life, and people he cared to protect, he tried to reach out. The power of the Universe was immense enough that he could spare a little to search the sea of souls for a sign of anything familiar.

Usually he found nothing, but occasionally he caught a glimpse of something - a flash of a thought, the smiling face of someone left behind. No way to communicate, of course, but it was enough. They weren't among those who had given in to despair.

What he had never encountered - and never expected to - was something so concrete that it nearly yanked him straight out of the Seal. For a moment he was afraid it actually had. The next, he registered three things.

First, he was still connected to the Seal, though with a great deal less power than it probably needed. Fortunately this wouldn't be an issue for the present, as Elizabeth had recently defeated Erebus again.

Second, his head was clearer than it had been since the month before he died. It was clear enough that he could remember that fact, and know that he really shouldn't be in this place - standing on what felt like ground, looking through what seemed like eyes, and breathing what, at least, appeared to be air.

Lastly, he knew the feeling that had called him here: the presence of living, familiar humans, somewhere deep inside the sea of the soul.

All three of these were problems. But the excitement of the last was overwhelming the other two, and it was with that thought that Minato Arisato, who finally remembered that name, stared questioningly at the walls of the music room of an unfamiliar high school.]

Hei | Darker Than Black

[fusedstars]

[This was just ridiculous. At any rate, Hei isn't willing to get himself hurt just because of some random fight forced onto him. It's clear he's ready to throw down, even against the supernatural.]

Bang Shishigami | BlazBlue Calamity Trigger

[scruffyman]

TOH!

[Well, Bang was never one to turn down a challenge. A tournament usually had money, and that could be used for the good of his fellow men. There's determination in his eyes, fire burning within them!]

I, Bang Shishigami, shall win for the sake of all those of Ikaruga!

[herebodybody]

[Lights... camera... ACTION! Yeah, we've heard this song and dance before!]

"I stole you a precious heirloom, but then I eated it!
The Undying Punslinger Catgirl, MS. FORTUNE!"

Prrrr~ So you're my first opponent, nyah? Sorry to say, Scruffy, but I'm gonna be the one taking home that prize tonight!

Ragna the Bloodedge | BlazBlue

[secondcomingofzonvolt]

I don't got time for your stupid little games, so get me the hell out of here!

[Someone isn't happy, and is in fact swinging his sword against the monitors, as if striking those would be the exit he desired.]

Yusuke Urameshi | Yu Yu Hakusho

[fingerbangingood]

[Yusuke is more than ready, actually shadowboxing a bit as he waits for some challengers. Hey, he had to fight to leave, so why not enjoy some good fighting?]

[deathprint]

...

[Well, this was...familiar. And not in an altogether nice way, mind you.]

Demi-Fiend/Naoki Kashima | SMT Nocturne

[childofthenocturne]

[Naoki...does not look too pleased. Best approach him with caution.]

Ishtar | Vampire Game

[xroyal_bratx]

[ WHY DID THIS ALWAYS HAPPENED TO HER?!!!!!

You got an awkward girl holding a holy sword, confused and trying to figure out what was going on.

What do? ]

...Haha, you know I'm not really good this kind of thing....

[ Just the awkwardest laugh ever. ]

Re: Ishtar | Vampire Game

[second_star]

[ His head was spinning...what the hell? Where was he-A loud voice broke through his thoughts, shattering his sleepy state along with his eardrums. ]

From broken laws to broken hearts, he really doesn't give a damn!

The Rusty Knight In Sour Armor, Yuri Lowell!

[ Alright, what the hell? He opened his eyes, taking in his surroundings...and this was no where he recognized. Machinery and what looked like boxes with pictures on them surrounded him, and in front of him stood a girl, not one he recognized. And he already had his sword in hand? Goddamn. ]

Hey. You mind pointing me to the exit? Don't know how I got here, but this was definitely a wrong turn.

Luke fon Fabre | Tales of the Abyss

[sacred_flamer]

Aw man, why do I have to fight like this?

[Beware, ladies and gentleman, the (Un)naturally Born Whiner has stepped into the TV. Actually, Luke has no idea how he got there or why he's there, but the place is creepy, and he wants out.]

[golden_age]

[Pearl isn't exactly sunshine and roses being brought here, and she's certainly taking none of this shit well.]

[Being the unfortunate bastard and the first person she's found in the tv world, Pearl grabs him by the scuff of his shirt and slams him against the nearest wall, spitting her words into his face.]

Where am I. [She lifts him off his feet to stare down his eyes.] Tell me!

Tohru Adachi / Persona 4

[pitythefool]

[Don't ask how exactly he got here. Just roll with it.]

[scruffyman]

Ah, I take it you too are participating in this tournament, fellow fighter?

[Poor Bang, he can't see Adachi for who he is...]

Tokiya Mikagmi | Rekka no Hono

[koori_no_ken]

[ Oh...wait...was that a girl?

Who knew, but the person certainly didn't like their surrounding one bit and not to mention that he was carrying a strangely iced sword.

He was looking around and hopefully find a way out of this place, because he had no interest in participating in this. What reason was there to? He had nothing to stake, and nothing to find out. ]

Minato Arisato / Persona 3

[emp3thy]

[In the music room, looking very confused and probably also half-asleep.

See this hideously long tag for more on how he got here at all.]

[fools_journey]

[ The other player just hit Random, and hey look.

I mean.

Hi. It's your Shadow. or is it...? Things get pretty distorted in this place... ]

. . .

[ He just looks at you, hands in pockets. Waiting. ]

Nyarlathotep | Persona 2

[chaos_that_crawls]

[Time to have some fun.]

[thousand_curses]

Oh. Did I find the bonus boss?

Eikishi Mishina / Persona 2

[theundieboss]

[And guess who gets called out next on the program.]

"..Strong on the punches, but slow on the uptake,
THE EAR-SHATTERING WANNABE-SINGER UNDIE BOSS, EIKICHI "MICHEL" MISHINA!"

"...THE HELL?! HEY! I am not a wannabe-singer!...or an Undie Boss! GINKO, ARE YOU WRITING THESE?!"

[Keep reaching for that dream, Eikichi.]

[scruffyman]

...Undie Boss?

[Just who was his opponent!?]

Kazuma Kuwabara | Yu Yu Hakusho

[ainohenshin]

[ Kuwabara had just finished saying goodbye to his sister and cat, before he found himself inside...well a TV. How did it happen? He didn't know, but he was sure as hell wasn't sticking around to find out.

Kuwabara was kind of cradling his cat in one arm and prepared to call his Reiken in the next one. ]

Why do I got a bad feeling about this?

[ He raised a brow as he trailed forward, looking out. Why were there black blobs and what was that huge screen? ]

...OI! HEY I know guys can hear me. What's goin' on here?

[pishirogane]

Ask all you want. They will not answer you...

[Stepping forward now is... a short kid. One grey-blue eye looks at Kuwabara, their mouth in a thin line. Yes, the 2000-IQ Killjoy Detective appears to have stepped forward]

If you want to leave, you'll have to win. Only by playing by their rules will you be free to potentially alter them later.

[For them, it's the only way to find out why this has occurred at all. Lead to this room, this strange boy was going to have to contend with the detective.]

Why is this happening | All the Personas

[therooms]

"Hello? Collect demonic call, and it's for you!
The Large-Nosed Velvety Receptionist, Igor!"

[Oh my gods what is even happening.]

[ainohenshin]

[ Why was he staring at a dude with long ass nose? This couldn't get any weirder could it?

Kuwabara wasn't going to think about that, nope. ]

.....Er...

[ Amazingly enough, his cat decided to break the silence by meowing. ]

Gilgamesh | Fate/stay night [Carnival Phantasm]

[rulebreak]

[AND SUDDENLY.]

[FROM ON HIGH, A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE!]

You quarreling mongrels are certainly a sight to behold! To have the audacity to hold such a tournament and not think to include me?!

[The announcer chimes right in after that, as if on cue.]

"Powerful and arrogant, but he's nothing without his not-so-heterosexual life partner!"
'The Gilded King Of Hoarders, Gilgamesh!'


...WHAAAAAT?!

[sacred_flamer]

[brb, snickering at you.]

Rock Volnutt | Mega Man Legends

[hippopotamus]

[ No, there is no grand entrance here, no fabulous speech.

Instead, you all get an armored blue kid who couldn't look more confused about what was happening even if he actively tried. ]

"An itchy trigger finger, a walking armory of weapons, and the ability to lose all his money to a greedy sibling,
The Sister-Peeping Lord of the Hippos, Rock Volnutt!"

... W-What?

[grobycisstronger]

"And in this corner!"

[A tall strange cyborg is shown, approaching the young Rock. Eyes are determined, and mouth hidden under that cloth of his.]

"The unknown assassin with killer hair, a force that only victors can tame, the robot with the unclever name, Grobyc!"

[Grobyc doesn't speak, instead getting into a fighting stance. It's clear he doesn't care about titles. Besides, it was mostly true.]

Saori Nakagawa - original character

[needsteaplz]

[Whoever signed her up better run.]

"A woman with a patience of a saint but don't ever insult her cooking! The mother of all mother hens with no life and no love, SAORI NAKAGAWA! "

What kind of intro is that?!

hi don't mind me, just gonna be an oc with you

[aesculapianavowal]

[He didn't sign her up, but he's in here, too. A slight fog erupts as he emerges, soon followed by his own epithet:]

The lonely overemotional child doctor, king of pretending he's older then he is, HIPPOCRATES!

[He raises his crossbow up so that it can be easily aimed, though he's not pointing it at Saori yet. He looks to be about 14-15, though the cutting glare of resentment about his situation in his eyes is hard to miss.]

Saori, right? Any idea where we are?

[He'd normally be more formal, but he's close to bubbling over with anger. He's not overemotional! Speaking of, his voice has an obviously irritated, almost cutting air to it. He's just less expressive about it.]

[not_that_scary]

The master of the kill-steal, the fashion horror show from another world, Haseo!

THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO EVEN MEAN!?

[hermit_kaoru]

[Never mind how or why Kaoru is here, especially in his real body (he looks far more terrified than strictly necessary), but he is, and, if anything, he does seem markedly more relieved when he sees Haseo. Never mind that he's supposed to fight him. Surely Haseo wouldn't... Not like this... right?]

...I don't think you look bad, Haseo. [He could never think that.]

Mami Tomoe | Puella Magi Madoka Magica

[anothersoul]

[She doesn't remember transforming. Or, for that matter, ending up here.]

Her marksmanship may be great but just remember, aim for the head or one of her juniors!

[Okay. Now that girl has a musket, ready for a fight.]

The Forever Lonely Over-Protective Musketeer, Mami Tomoe!

Now that's just plain rude.

[disistsubomi]

[Give Tsubomi- erm, no. Give Cure Blossom a second to realize the situation. She doesn't even know why she's fighting since there isn't a Desertarian around. And she didn't even know why she transformed, but... Clearly that girl was supposed to be her enemy?]

Those clothes... Um...? Are you a Precure as well?

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck.

[wweh]

[This is a completely new situation for him. Well, not really. He wasn't even sure how that TV got there and why he thought it was a good idea to step into it, after all. On cue, the announcer introduces our lovely highblooded troll.]

"Just one step away from Troll Harry Potter, dreaming of being in a bad romance!
"The Hopeless White-Science Prince, Eridan Ampora!"

[Yeah. Eridan's just going to glare at that. And try to find where that voice is coming from.]

Prince a' Hope thank you very much.
You're pretty fuckin' terrible at this job if you can't even announce someone like me properly.

Johnny Bravo | Johnny Bravo|

[usedthemonkey]

Neat! So this is what it's like to be in TV Land...

[Yep. Don't ask.]

"Always one to make the ladies run, and always ready to introduce you to his momma!"
"The Oedipus Complex with Perfect Hair, Johnny Bravo!"

...You're an Oedipus Complex. Whatever that is.

Must mean I'm pretty.

Re: Johnny Bravo | Johnny Bravo|

[scruffyman]

Making young women flee in terror!? What manner of fiend are you!?

[Bang has to stop being so gullible.]

It is clear someone of your caliber must be taught a lesson! As the ninja of love and justice, I, Bang Shishigami, shall show you the error of your ways!