TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSday Sexting!

[legit]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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[reliablelies]

Oh, is that all?

Thor can get very jealous, I'll have you know. He might not like it.

[bravelight]

For now.

Something tells me you care about his jealousy just as much as I do, if not less.

[reliablelies]

You would likely bear the brunt of his anger, in any case.

Before I agree to anything, why don't you give me a hint of what you would do to me?

[bravelight]

You're not exactly in the position to be asking for such things, but I'll play along.

All you need to know is that I'll be attentive to all your needs and wants. I'm sure Thor's a physical beast, but I'll make your body crave and tingle in ways it never has.

[reliablelies]

It sounds like I'll be making out just fine with this deal.

I'm in my chambers right now if you'd like to stop by.

[bravelight]

I'll be there shortly. I hope you've changed your sheets at the very least.

[Odd as it may be, he's willing to have Loki but not share the same sheets he and Thor have soiled together.]

[reliablelies]

Of course I have. We were together yesterday, not today.

[And yet he's still walking a bit funny. Thor had been particularly rough, though Loki couldn't say why. A lot of pent up energy, most likely.]