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THEFMLMEME
'Things cannot get any worse.'

RULES:
o1. Put down your character/s ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Taggers can consult the spirits of their ancestors / rng for one of the prompts below.
o3. Well done, your characters are now stuck reliving Friday 13. Forever.

You'd also end up a fmylife.com celebrity, if -

o1. You've got to hit the road after your car breaks down in the exact middle of no where, you've got no phone reception, and your name isn't even Jack.
o2. You accidentally clicked SEND on the venting e-mail with all your gripes about this person.
o3. You two cut in front of a deer at a crossroad, while jogging. It's now stalking you home and may or may not be out to get you.
o4. You're dealing with a tragic wardrobe malfunction at an important function, and they're strategically armed & bored to help you hide it.
o5. You need help brutalising a vending machine to recover your money or the chocolate goods it's cruelly withholding after swallowing your bill.
o6. You're enlisting brave warriors to jimmy your lock after forgetting your keys inside.
o7. You're here to impress this person, but you've just totalled their car / cherished family memento.
o8. You accidentally filled their pet's bowl from your vodka, rather than flat water bottle, and you now have to cover up poor Fido's alcohol indiscretion.
o9. Your marked cards, 'customized' dice and other cheating paraphernalia fall out of your sleeve right after winning a good gambling game and some snazzy cash.
10. You are the last two people whose names are drawn out during a conscription lottery.
11. The one day you remember to wear your sunglasses, the weather breaks and you get struck by lightning. In ~~snickering~~ polite company.
12. You're the next person in this long line to buy an amazing limited edition item and you forgot your wallet. Oh, look, this hapless person still has theirs...
13. At long and last, you two are close enough for them to answer your brofist today! As they wear their new studded rings.
14. You have to enlist their help to resolve an almost surreal emergency. On April Fool's day.
15. A nice old lady rushing down the street drops their belongings in your hands. They're stomping towards you for an extra serving of your terrible excuses.
16. You're taking advantage of the awesome underwater scenery to take a selfie together. A shark photobombs behind you.
17. Your first date has been going well, they want to kiss you.. after eating something to which you are heavily allergic.
18. You want to sleep in on your first day off in ages. They drop by at 7 a.m. to spill their heart, soul, relationship drama and feelings on yaoi and won't go away.
19. You're just about to get vengeance/receive an international distinction/lose your virginity... and you get woken up by this person.
20. You've happily brought gasoline to help your car avoid o1, just as they're trying to put off the fire that's started around your vehicle.

FML

Karen Page + Daredevil + MCU

Shiro | Voltron: Legendary Defender | OTA

Rafe Adler | Uncharted

Ezra Bridger | Star Wars Rebels

Velvet Scarlatina | RWBY

John Watson | Sherlock | M/M

ishida uryuu || bleach | ota

Remus Lupin | Harry Potter Series - Marauder Era

Rock Lee | Naruto

tsukino usagi | sailor mooon

shinya hiiragi | owari no seraph

trunks | dragon ball

Mary Watson | BBC Sherlock

oswald cobblepot / the penguin | gotham

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujincho

Ruby Rose | RWBY

Billy Kaplan | Marvel 616 | ota, m/m for shipping

Luke Cage | Marvel 616/MCU | ota

Mercy / Dr. Angela Ziegler✦ Overwatch ✦

Adam Jensen | Deus Ex

Homura Akemi | Puella Magi Madoka Magica

adam sackler | girls

Eliot Waugh | The Magicians

Davy Jones ♆ Original Character ♆ OTA

Saft | Original Character | OTA