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Emerald Fields ([personal profile] emeraldfields) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-10-21 09:11 pm

The Random Scenario Meme 3.0


THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0



- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?




jalapenos: (Default)

oh no this is cute

[personal profile] jalapenos 2016-10-24 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He had been reading through the lines of his latest role, something just as melodramatic as his other works, something with a great mood to it and an even greater musical number in the height of the excitement. As much as he enjoyed the content before him and in all its adventurous vigor, the alert from his phone is enough to divert his attention to his phone. It's not like he hadn't memorized his lines already!

Ah, Seven. Wasn't he busy with work? Then again, he was as skilled with everything technological as he was with the arts. Kindred spirits...

And when he sees it, he can't help but laugh, his lips curling in amusement as his words roll right into the chat.]


Haha
How thoughtful of you, Seven~
I am glad that my visage is perfect to encourage those looking for love.
It's flattering lol
varhellathen: (⚘ to the place i know)

[personal profile] varhellathen 2016-10-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Lasulahn had spent much of the first week at Skyhold helplessly lost. While that meant he'd found all sorts of interesting rooms, it also meant one or more of his companions or advisors was vexed and flustered by the time he found his way back. It also meant he'd run face first into plenty of cobwebs - how did spiders even survive at this elevation?

But now, that familiarity with the castle allows him escape when things get too overwhelming. Not too often, but today is one of those rare indulgences. There was a room in one of the towers where the roof had yet to be repaired, but there was a bed and fireplace. When it snowed, it was one of Lasulahn's favorite places to be. That was his destination currently, slipping through back passages--

Unused to finding anyone in these halls, the Inquisitor nearly runs face-first into the Charger, but manages to catch himself at the last moment. "Lieutenant!" he says in surprise, but his expression breaks into a wide, warm smile. "Ever a sight for sore eyes." A glance around. "Ah, were you looking for something? It's not often anyone is back here."
pleasereset: irimad on tumblr (Plotting)

[personal profile] pleasereset 2016-10-24 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans will find a post-it note attached to his hand when he wakes up.

Dear Sans,
I have kidnapped your jacket.
If you want to see it safely returned and unharmed, you will need to bring 100 monster candies to the kitchen immediately.
Preferably before mom starts making dinner.

Signed,
A Sinister Villain (Mwa ha ha ha!)


Sans' jacket is missing, but if he goes into the kitchen his jacket will be sitting at the table. With a small, fuzzy goat monster currently wearing it.]
smoothkreminal: (Just a little smile)

[personal profile] smoothkreminal 2016-10-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Running into the Inquisitor wasn't a major part of his plan, practically knocking into him face first. "Oh! Your worship," He starts, gently bowing his head in respect to the other man. He was slighter, but they were practically matched in height. It was nice actually, when most stood a little taller, and being in the shadow of a Qunari like Bull made you feel smaller than you really were.

The smile gets him to smile back, unsure of the compliment, but at least pleased by it. He had such a sweet face that it was rather hard not to enjoy a compliment from him. "Just looking for a wayward recruit. I honestly wasn't paying much attention where I was going, sorry. I could have bowled you over if I hadn't stopped." And of course that wouldn't be any good. He definitly had weight on him, and the story would find it's way back to the chief. He'd have to hear it retold with laughter from the chargers for a good week. Thank the maker for small miracles that he hadn't knocked him down.

"Hopefully I'm not intruding. This passage is rather quiet isn't it. You don't seem to be alone often." He can understand the want to be alone. Especially with such an overwhelming responsibility.
guardimom: (one last hug)

celebration

[personal profile] guardimom 2016-10-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's been a whole year. They've negotiated a peace treaty with the humans, established new lives, and blessed a new home full of future happiness. Toriel still feels a sense of wonder when she sees sunlight filtering through her window in the morning, and she's grateful every day.

For tonight, she has a special surprise prepared at dusk. When she sees Sans, she greets him with an overjoyed hug, scooping him right up. That's not as unusual as it once was, but her enthusiasm's on overdrive today.]


Sans! What a wonderful day this is, is it not?
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Spock | Star Trek AOS | OTA

[personal profile] thinkingmachine 2016-10-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
medals: (( 103 ))

jem walker | in the flesh

[personal profile] medals 2016-10-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
nerine: (He said let's get out of this town)

action-2; fight club, shhhh

[personal profile] nerine 2016-10-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, Monts, could safely say she's been in worse situations, but it certainly wouldn't match up with the sheer strangeness she's somehow gotten entangled up in. First off, there's going on ~*outer space adventures*~ with one, Peter Quill a.k.a. Star-Lord and his crew. Secondly, landing on a planet where they were supposed to pick up a package from a questionable client (Monts had lightly inquired if "questionable" always had to be the case) and then somehow getting lost in one of the city streets among all the crazy and outlandish looking aliens.

One of them had pulled her into the bar, offering her a drink and then...
]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Well, she's in a bit of a pickle.

Monts is now trapped by a circle of rowdy alien bar patrons as the individual in front of her twitches on the ground after trying to be too touchy with her. She tries to keep her cool and is rather successful at looking nonplussed as the patrons start shouting bets and getting more drinks, and a much LARGER alien starts to approach her... Not good.
]

Any day now...??

[She mutters this to herself because while she can toss around anyone and anything she wants and that's all well and good, it'd be good if someone could cut through the crowd right now.]
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[personal profile] prayed 2016-10-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah.

Kyoko blinks. Her eyes drop down to her lap, immediately uncertain of how to respond. It's not unusual. Her quick wit and sharp responses would always slow when the subject turned to her--as if she didn't know how to deal with being worried about, as she didn't know how what to do with being something that mattered. She had expected him to be worried about his friends, but nothing more or less than that.

It was ridiculous. They were good people. Loyal to a fault. She's envious of that dedication.]


Hmm.... I guess that would be a problem, huh.

[She elbows him lightly, a playful grin on her face. It's not quite dismissing his feelings, but an effort to fill the gap as she searches for something more to say. Something more worthy of somebody like him.]

You're going back to the city, right? Tons of cute girls there. You'll definitely forget about me as soon as you get home.
varhellathen: (⚘ to the place i know)

[personal profile] varhellathen 2016-10-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Just Lasulahn is fine," he says with a little exasperation, although it is at least with a goodnatured tone. Your Worship was an imposing title, as much as 'Herald of Andraste' (Lasulahn wasn't sure if he was the Herald of anything, much less the figurehead of a religion he'd never followed). But, so many people insisted on calling him that, he'd given up for the most part. Cassandra and Josephine said it was 'good for morale'. Maybe it just helped people focus on something other than the fact he was a Dalish elf.

Krem is handsome - Lasulahn hadn't missed that when the Chargers' lieutenant had shown up outside the Haven Chantry doors. And he had the added benefit of being quite impressive, but certainly less imposing than Bull. He'd not gotten to talk to Krem and Bull too much, but Lasulahn had enjoyed the few conversations they were able to have.

The Inquisitor is rather small - smaller than most people expect, considering the impressive titles lauded on him. A slight frame and a height shorter than most human men meant that Krem certainly would have knocked him back, if not down entirely. He chuckles at the thought. "I wasn't looking either, obviously. Ah? No, no- I use these halls to slip away when I can, occasionally." He holds a finger to his lips. "Just ah, don't tell Bull, if you don't mind. I wouldn't want him to have to fetch me like a nursemaid every time someone wanted my attention."

He considers carrying on his way, but as usual, offering his aid seems almost a compulsion. The chance to get to know Bull's right hand man didn't seem a bad alternative to a quiet evening hiding away. "Would you like help? Looking for the recruit, I mean."
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[personal profile] mewnifestos 2016-10-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ follow ur heart. i too am down for pretty much w/e, so if you're feeling one of those in particular, go for it. ]
smoothkreminal: (And she said)

[personal profile] smoothkreminal 2016-10-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I couldn't-" He starts, ducking his head a little, though the elf's tone gets him to lift his head, a small smile, "Not in public anyways. Chief'd box me for sure. That and the look your advisors would give me. The ex-Tevinter soldier. I'd be the new Dorian Pavus. Next they'd make up stories about how even the Soporati can do minor spells and are bewitching the herald." There were rumors all around about any sort of company the inquisitor held. Whispers of things about the chief, of Dorian, of Cassandra. Josephine. The whole of Skyhold, waiting for one rumor or another to bare fruit.

"Crazy the things people make up when they have too much time on their hands. All these gossips, should be put to work. No one needs eyes following them around like they follow you." He's sure he's preaching to the choir, but at the offer of help he smiles, shrugging.

"I've all but given up, but you're welcome to. I wouldn't mind the company. It's rather cold out anyways, conversation will keep my mind off it."
varhellathen: (⚘ long long journey)

[personal profile] varhellathen 2016-10-24 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"It was worth a try," he says, in mock lament. "Perhaps if everyone else didn't insist on calling me that, too." At least the Iron Bull could get away with calling him 'boss'. He turns to walk the direction Krem had been heading, allowing the other man to go first.

"And I had thought Varric was creative," he says with a laugh. "The rumours these people come up are remarkable. You know something is off when the rumour that you were handed out of the Fade itself by the Bride of the Maker is one of the more tame things about you that's circulating."

He's getting used to it, even if he doesn't particularly care for it. It didn't help that sometimes his advisors circulated rumours on purpose to further their cause.

"Oh, that's right. It's much warmer in Tevinter, isn't it?" Ever since Dorian had told him Tevinter wasn't all blood magic and slavers (although that still seemed to be most of it), Lasulahn had been fascinated by the enigmatic nation.
smoothkreminal: (Ready for you)

[personal profile] smoothkreminal 2016-10-24 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't want to be disrespectful, though he doubts the other man will care. It's an interesting thing, rising far above your station. Krem himself as a mercenary had a far better life now than he did in Tevinter, on the edge of slavery or starvation before he had joined the military. He wondered what it must be like, suddenly having all those eyes on you, expecting brilliance and experience far beyond your years and humble beginnings. It would be too much to ask though. Perhaps later, but for now he just settles into a walk, easy and calm in a hope to at least give the inquisitor what he wanted in the far, quiet halls of the hold.

"It's like the rumors that start to circulate when the chief comes to town. He sleeps with someone and then the whole place is abuzz. You should hear some of the things they come up with. None of it is for polite conversation." He could probably ask him about it, the chief that is, get a good laugh out of the both of them.

He shivers as they pass a window, glancing out to look at the snow falling again, nodding at the question. "It's not as warm near the border, but it doesn't get like this. We're in the mountains...even traveling the chargers aren't usually marching in snow. Makes me wonder how your lot do it, the Dalish I mean. All I can think of is huddling around a fire with an animal skin trying not to freeze to death."
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2016-10-24 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ He should've known Monts would end up causing trouble.

And that's saying quite a bit, considering the types of people he usually runs with. An assassin, a thug and his bonsai tree, and a maniac. And while they caused their own messes, they, at least, were a known quantity. Monts was a whole new type of trouble to contend with.

It takes some time for Peter to notice she's gotten herself separated, and he grimaces to himself, turns to the others and tells them to split up and keep an eye out for her. Newbie that she is to space and all its wonders, there was no telling what unsavory character might trick her into. Follow the wrong person, say the wrong thing, eat the wrong food, sign the wrong form—

Well. There were a lot of things to be concerned about.

It's the shouts that catch his attention, though, the determined chanting from a bar that could only spell trouble brewing, and he zeroes in on that. Peter shoves his way through the crowd, shouldering past patrons to annoyed grunts and curses and offering only cursory apologies in his wake. At last he bursts through the crowd, stumbles into the empty space of the circle, save for Monts (oh, good) and—

A Sagittarian, standing at his full height and cracking his knuckles. And looking pretty eager for a fight.

Peter closes the distance in two loping strides, putting himself squarely between the two of them. He holds up both hands – one to Monts, the other to the stranger. ]


Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, let's all just calm down, okay?

What the hell's goin' on?
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noiz | dramatical murder

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[personal profile] firemetwice 2016-10-24 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
"The incredibly gay funeral directors I'm calling on your behalf now that Leo is out for your scalp?" Donna replied cheerily as she balanced the phone between her shoulder and ear while sifting through papers.

It's a groggy voice she knows well, but that doesn't mean she's about to take it easy on him.

"I think it might be best just to grow a moustache and get a fake passport."
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[personal profile] peacemakers 2016-10-24 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Faraday never stayed in one place long, never really let himself grow roots in a town. Force of habit, he supposed. Made things easier on everyone involved when he blew into town, tricked a few men out of their hard-earned money with a few crooked games of cards, and blew right out again. He wouldn't have to worry about the repercussions, and the men would just learn their lesson the hard way: never play a game of cards with one Josh Faraday.

But sometimes, trouble followed. Sometimes, it drifted along right after Faraday, even days after he had left one place and found his way to another. And sometimes, it ended with someone facing down the wrong end of a gun.

Bang.

Faraday skipped on that town after his ill-fated run-in with some poor loser who called himself One-Eyed Tom. The scuffle had left the world short one more man, and Faraday had stood over Tom's body, thinking on how things could have gone differently. No time to dwell, though, in case the sheriff found the two of them out in the fields, and Faraday fled the scene.

At about midday, he arrived in a new place, charming a few folks into directing him to a gunsmith – his fight with Tom had left one of his guns with a canted barrel, which Faraday could hardly stand. Small as the place was, though, he wasn't too surprised to find they didn't have one.

Next best thing, then. Faraday directed his horse to the blacksmith, giving the newly affixed horseshoe sign a glance before turning his gaze on the man with the white mop of hair.

"This your place?" And he couldn't help but sound slightly dubious when he asked. The man certainly didn't look like any blacksmith Faraday's ever seen.

[personal profile] adamos 2016-10-24 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't bring you flowers and chocolate in hopes of getting something in return.

[Rose smiles brightly. Seriously, he brought gifts because he likes Undertaker, not because he was expecting to get something in return.]

I brought you these things because I like you! Your happiness is my happiness too!

[Sorry Undertaker, Rose tends to go into worship mode when he likes someone. That means bringing them things to make them happy and being super happy just to see them pleased.]

You don't have to buy me anything though...
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[personal profile] firstratelaugh 2016-10-24 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't?

[He sounds genuinely surprised. Usually, when people give gifts, they do so in hopes of having the favor returned; the fact that Rose did it because he likes him only makes the gesture more endearing.]

Rose, you are truly delightful~! [With that said, Undertaker leans to finally return that kiss, lips dusting across Rose's cheek.] I can say that I am happy then.

[It's absolutely no reason to apologize. Seriously, he finds it so appealing that Rose brought him things just because he could that it makes him want to return the favor even more.]

I know I don't have to, but I'm going to. [Clutching the armful of flowers a little tighter, Undertaker brings them closer, letting the petals brush along his cheek. Then, he motions down the sidewalk with his other hand before removing the box from beneath his arm to carry it easier.]

Shall we?
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Judy Hopps || Zootopia

[personal profile] flufficer 2016-10-24 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Direct tags at [personal profile] pawandorder if you want the bunny!

No smut.
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[personal profile] eats_snakes 2016-10-24 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not one of them. My name isn't important right now. What is right now is getting you out.

[Snake would leave the socialising until later, since the terrorists were only knocked out, stunned. Not dead. He shot the lock off using his silenced pistol and broke open the door.]

The Pentagon sent me. There's a cave over that ridge where we can shelter for the night.

[Since it was approaching sunset and who knows what animals or people would find them crawling through the jungle at night. Night patrols of terrorists was a real possibility.]

You can trust me, I'm on your side.
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Bucky Barnes | MCU | ota

[personal profile] pystoi_shifer 2016-10-24 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
[no crack, fluff and smut with discussion first. Ask if you've got any questions!]
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[personal profile] hardballsy 2016-10-24 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"No; name suggestions for your future Republican children."

Josh stifles a yawn and rolls onto his back. The sound of blankets rustling carries through the line, and then it's quiet again.

"Wha'd I do?"
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4-9, Lily

[personal profile] peacefulwinter 2016-10-24 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd been a little while ago that Winter realized us had more than one meaning where she and her perfect, lovely, endlessly patient wife were concerned. And it was something that perplexed her the more she considered it. There was us, just the two of them; the most intimate of her considerations, and the most powerful. Whether it was an afternoon of cuddling on the couch or an emergency call to kick some ass, Lily was the person she was most comfortable with in the whole world, and it showed.

But... there were more meanings, when she let herself dwell on it. Us as the two of them and Jasmine, where Winter worked to keep her sister-in-law as close as true family and by the same token tried not to strangle the other girl for whatever crazy jab she came up with. Us as the two of them and Molly, who had become surprisingly close (and whom both Lily and herself had become surprisingly protective of) when the dust of revelations settled. Us as the All Stars. Us with their collective immediate families. Us...

...was a loaded word, and as she took a feather duster to a series of picture frames representing most of those definitions, Winter found herself considering what the word - the feeling, really - meant to her. Which meant she was more or less staring into space, or alternately gazing at the pictures themselves, between bouts of cleaning. Which of course meant she was very much in the way, loitering in their not-that-large living room, with alternately contemplative and satisfied looks on her face.

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