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bakerstreet2016-10-13 04:43 pm
untakentrick) wrote in bakerstreet2016-10-13 04:43 pm
Epitaph, Valentine, Paul Revere, I got the AU right here.
all the world's a stage. sometimes it's an opera house packed to the brim, and sometimes it's a high school auditorium that just your mom showed up to see.
any which way, you know we got drama.
how do
- post with whatever preferences you have, maybe including a role
- comment on other people's top levels, maybe with rng, maybe not, maybe looking at the prompts and maybe just doing your own dang thing
- make sure the show goes on, okay
who be
a) the cast: the star of the show, the romantic interest, the understudy, the extra; you'll be on stage, so help you
b) the design team: the director, the AD, the costume designer, the set designer, the prop designer, the lighting designer; it will happen by someone else's blood sweat and tears okay
c) the crew: the stage manager, the ASM, the costumer, the shop tech, the prop master, the electrician, the board ops; better get the spikes at the edges of the stage glowed or there will be blood on your hands
d) the swings: the musician, the choreographer, the usher, the house manager, the animal wrangler, the child wrangler; lbr you also know all the words to the overture and that one scene
e) the everyone else: go on, crazy diamond, you do you
what do
I. stage aus
1) i have to do a literal three second quick change and you were assigned to help me out of this dress and into another one c'mon lets go
2) HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU ABLE TO HIT THAT HIGH NOTE
3) i’m one of the leads and you're the dance captain, i keep forgetting my choreography in the giant sappy romantic dance scene, can you help me (again)??
4) we’re the romantic leads and we literally hate each others guts with a burning passion but kissing isn't so bad i guess
5) the cast party is in the restaurant you work at, could we get a table for 47 please?
6) literally no one cares, go ahead and change in the middle of the room (ok maybe i care a little bit because damn)
7) OH MY GOD STOP SINGING LES MIS SONGS WE DID THAT SHOW THREE SEASONS AGO
8) i'm the assistant director and stage manager, i have a lot to do so please stop hitting on me
9) i'm the choral director and your voice is incredible, why in the world did they put you in the ensemb- oh it’s because you cant act for crap jesus christ
10) whatever you want you've got this
II. backstage aus
1) we have to build thirty set pieces in a week, your hilariously bad singing to the radio is the only thing getting me through this, bless your soul
2) excuse me but it is really hard to focus on using this follow spot when you keep talking would you kindly shut up
3) OH MY GOD THATS THE WRONG COLOR PAINT……..GET IT OFF THAT WALL NOW
4) you’re the lead and im in charge of costumes, so it’s ok for me to measure your chest and stuff. for costume reasons.
5) how did you manage to catch the entire metal catwalk on fire
6) hey you’ve got sawdust on your butt, here let me…..dust it off for you wink wink
7) I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WE WERE USING ACTUAL FIREWORKS IN THIS PRODUCTION………SAVE ME
8) is it really necessary for you to yell across the building for me when i gave you a walkie talkie a week ago
9) i swear to god if you break one more prop i am booting you out of the play
10) hey we have a break, do you wanna go make out in the black box?
11) you look strangely sexy in black and a mic oh no
12) hello! i cannot help but notice that whenever you move a prop, your arms have a lot of muscles in them!! will you kiss me please!!!!!
13) oh god please grace me with the sound of your voice during mic check every day for the rest of my life
14) just go friend you've got this
got from here and also here
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