Tuesday Sexting, and happy belated Canadian Turkey Day!

[legit]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

neopolitan ( rwby )

[sweetkicks]

( wow she'll actually have a conversation for once. )

[notstimpy]

Is this Neo? My teammate found a duffel bag with some of your clothes in the locker room.

Rey | SW: TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

caroline forbes » the vampire diaries

[coy]

sharon carter - mcu

[taskforced]

[libertie]

I miss you.

[ LOOK it's really late in wakanda and he's feeling romantic okay ]

Liquid Snake | Metal Gear | ota

[saveyourserpent]

[no underage, incest, or bathroom stuff. my phone automatically suggests this, incredible. kinklist is here, misfires are fun, let's roll.]

[tretij_rebenok]

I'm going to suck your cock and have you moan all night.

patty spivot - the flash

[taskforcing]

[flashionablylate]

It's getting pretty cold out. Do you need some help staying warm?

Václav Koller | Deus Ex: Mankind Divided | ota

[hi0ctane]

[no underage or bathroom stuff, kinklist is here, misfires and the like are good, go go go.]

[augumentative]

I want to tie you up and spank your ass.

Frank Castle | Daredevil/MCU

[thegoodbad]

[misfires/awkward/fail texts more than welcome]

[underachievement]

You got that stupid skull on?

shades alvarez, marvel's luke cage.

[usurp]

Jessica Jones | MCU | ota

[questionablemethods]

Jane Foster | MCU | ota

[sciencenonfiction]

tulip o'hare ( preacher )

[ohare]

angela moss / mr robot

[databreach]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[ex_boning176]

[blacksheepwolf]

wyd tomorrow night?

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[ex_prick866]

[accidentalpha]

It would be easier to focus if you would stop with the dirty talk that only I can hear.

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

[angelus]

buffy summers | btvs

[ex_sunnydale623]

[hunkydory]

You up for playing nurse?
Cause after tonight's bullshit, I've got a few places that could use it.

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[theterminator]

[streetfights]

I can see why Felicity is always distracted when you're working out.

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf

[gohan]

Niklaus Mikaelson | The Originals

[asuma]

Carol Danvers | Marvel | F/M

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[But OTA for misfires.]

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

Mercy | Overwatch

[arzt]

I guess we can assume Ivy's a member of Overwatch or something

[aloe_vera]

Doctor could you take a look at this bruise? I think I may of overdone it last night.

[Attached was a picture of Ivy. Specifically her uncovered chest. To her credit she actually did have a fairly nasty bruise on her left shoulder.]

Do you feel you should give it a look yourself?

jessica jones.

[underachievement]

[ genuine, misfires, teaching captain america how his dick works. y'know, whatever ]

crosscanon? feel free to ignore! c:

[heisenbitch]

yo how's my girl?