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[sockland]

the rap battle meme ☈ POST YOUR CHARACTER ☈ TAG ANOTHER CHARACTER WITH WICKED RHYMES ☈ BAM!! YOU ARE NOW IN A RAP BATTLE Originally posted here!

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Hester Shaw | Mortal Engines

[facelesshunter]

Naija | Aquaria | OTA

[fathoming]

Liir Thropp | The Wicked Years

[friendofdorothy]

Paul-Muad'dib Atreides | Dune | OTA

[thekillingword]

Shinichi Okazaki | NANA | OTA

[hiredpistol]

Steven Universe | Steven Universe | OTA

[itsmesteven]

Mario | Nintendo

[jumpman]

Jamal Lyon | Empire

[heavythecrown]

Clint Barton | Marvel 616 (i went first, deal with it)

[vagabond_code]

Okay, this looks bad, and I'll admit,
I don't even like to rap or hear hip-hop and if--
Wait, I guess I really mean the crap you see on TV.
The older stuff ain't so bad -- as if you'd listen to me.

So what's the deal here, we rap or we die?
I've seen some wack-job bad-guy set-ups in my time but,
I'd say go back and forth until we figure it out.
So now that means it's your turn -- you'd better give me a shout. What?

[shishkebub]

[He takes a long puff on his cigar, sighs, and puts it out.]

What's the word for a beat so stale,
when yer spittin' rhymes with dudes this pale.
I'm a busy man tired of all your bullshit.
You wanna tag along? I'm calling a Quinjet.

But while I'm Avengin' there and Defendin' here,
I'll spare some time to kick some archer rear.
I ain't some half assed arrow-firing grub,
I'm X-Man First Class, you understand it, bub?

[vagabond_code]

First class - what's that, like kindergarten?
You should think before you pop out those claws and start startin' -
Go ahead and hit hard me then and I'll hit harder.
With bones like that you should have gone to school as a barber.

And I hope that they're immune to sickness,
Sick beats that is because God as my witness,
You may be an Avenger and you may be an X-Man,
Try to kick this archer's rear you'll be as good as an ex-man.

[shishkebub]

That's a nice try kid, you've got some spunk
makes it a shame that your beat's all junk.
See, I'm the best around at what I do,
and it won't be nice when I do it to you.

When these knuckles go pop, best move your feet,
cuz I've got yer scent and ya smell like dead meat.
You've got some Renner ass to appeal to your fans,
but I'm a super star, you can call me Jacked, man.

[vagabond_code]

The only junk I see here's a pile of scrap metal.
Is that what you want in hand when there's a score to settle?
I'd rather bring a longbow with me any damn day.
Not to mention it can hit you from far farther away.

Okay. Say you're the best at what you do,
Rap's not it by a long shot so if I was you,
Then I'd go snuffling off home to your house in Westchester
Leave the rapping to the guy that'll best ya.

[shishkebub]

I ain't surprised that's the best you've got,
'Specially when considering you're no Bishop.
You've been replaced and your yesterday's news,
Speaking of which, what's the deal with Bruce?

He's a man with an arrow, only he refuses to kill!
So what's the matter, couldn't afford the Nerf bill?
If you toughened up and started earning some green,
Maybe you wouldn't be some lazy discount Oliver Queen.

[formicidae]

Let's start this off with a simple ahoy, you.
And since we're such buddies I won't immediately destroy you.
But still, it's a battle, so let's pray you studied hard
Because class is in session and you should be on guard.

So let me introduce myself to those who are curious,
The name is Hank Pym, the doctor with two fists most furious.
And then we have Hawkeye, the upstart contender
Who thought that it'd be wise to step to this OG Avenger.
So go on, Clint, go and show me your plan,
Or don't, because you're facing a real giant, man.

[vagabond_code]

Here's a plan - hit the books and get back to me,
Find Goliath number 2, refresh your mem-o-ry.
See you should have tried studying your history
before you stepped up to the plate enthusiastically.

But that was then and this is now,
Put a slingshot in my hand and guess how it'll go down?
My shots still hit the mark just like back in the day they did -
But this time they'll be calling me David.

[formicidae]

David's far from close, and I'd expect some more raging, too,
Especially when's ou remember that your sidekick keeps upstaging you.
And I do recall that Goliath, the harness and so much more,
But especially when you copied me to improve your rating score.

So keep that in mind when you decide to reply to this:
You're always going to be leagues behind this Supreme Scientist,
Whose achievements were made with a certain particularity
Will keep bombing on in this lyrical singularity.
Seriously, Clint, I don't know why you try
To keep up with the father, architect, and God of AI.
But I've gone on too long, and I'm still just a giver
But I doubt you have much more in your quiver.

T'Challa (Black Panther) | Marvel

[vibraniumweave]

Hank Pym | ALL ABOARD THE MARVEL TRAIN TOOT TOOT

[formicidae]