In my bed

[justformemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

Dr Hannibal Lecter || Hannibal || OTA

[drlecter]

[ Hannibal Lecter is sleeping in your bed? How...unlucky for you ]

[doctorbloom]

[I'll take stab him in the face for 2000, Alex? XD Unless it's pre Season 3. ;)]

Elizabeth Swann | Pirates of the Caribbean

[missswann]

Lydia Martin || Teen Wolf || ota

[astutelydia]

[deceitful]

[ Lydia Martin lives a perfect life.

A two story home in a nice neighbourhood, stately brick covered in ivy and the lawn perfectly manicured. A pool in the backyard, with just enough green for the little dog she owns.

Peter remembers the pool, in a hazy sort of way, and the little dog too. Prada, wasn't it? Cute thing. Of course, he hasn't ever actually held her. Not exactly. But then again, neither has he actually been in Lydia's room. Not exactly.

Not like he is today, prowling around her room while she sleeps peacefully. He's already poked around the ensuite bathroom, looking in Lydia's medicine cabinet, and thumbed through the magazines and books and knickknacks littered on her vanity. None of it could be what anyone calls particularly interesting, but a bedroom is intimate. How it's kept, what's kept in it, all of that reveals so much about a person.

But Peter's already got the grasp of Lydia's personality. What he's doing here is waiting for her to wake up, and while he's waiting, he takes a seat at the edge of her bed, the mattress sinking beneath his weight. He has a book in hand-- required reading for school, perhaps, or for pleasure's sake. Flipping it open, he reads. ]

I knew that he had been lying awake ever since the first slight noise when he had turned in the bed. His fears had been ever since growing upon him. He had been trying to fancy them causeless, but could not.

Shiro | Voltron: Legendary Defender | OTA

[headlion]

giving you the much needed D.

[juniberries]

[She knows that her room is perhaps the comfiest bedroom in the castle, she also knows that she kept Shiro waiting for her for far too long. So when you couple a nice bed with a man who clearly rarely gets a good night's sleep...well...

She honestly shouldn't be surprised.

The doors slide open as she enters, the plans for the next mission she had wanted to discuss with him in hand on a tablet.]

I apologize for being late, Shiro, the mice were-- [She stops mid sentence, momentarily thinking Shiro isn't in her room, until entering further to see that he's lying down, curled up on top of her bed. She pauses, pursing her lips and debating whether she should wake him, or...well, it really isn't like Shiro to just fall asleep like that, so maybe he genuinely needs to. Earthlings do seem to need a longer sleep cycle than Alteans, after all, and she knows Shiro sleeps the least out of all of the paladins.

So she's just going to make herself at home, sitting at her vanity. She's scrolling through the plans, reworking them a bit and humming lightly to herself as she waits for Shiro to wake up. But she isn't going to give him all day, of course.]

peggy carter » mcu » ota

[mucked]

[ passed out after a hard night's work? or maybe this is part of the mission? who knows, but there's a spy in your bed. ]

d.

[redactions]

[ There's a spy in this particular one — which is irregular enough to be disconcerting. He lives above the garage; has the run of the house too but rarely goes upstairs. No rent, though that doesn't sit easy with him. Just a lot of cooking. He figures he's getting real good at turning their palates somewhat international. There's a lot of that these days: travelling, secret meetings. He gets to keep a rifle by his window just in case. Out of the war doesn't mean a pass on watching their backs. ]

How was California?

[ Breakfast is sitting at the foot of the bed; toast, eggs, and bacon. Bucky puts down his book when she stirs. ]

goodnight robicheaux | magnificent seven

[warsover]

[ voice testing castmates preferred ]

Re: goodnight robicheaux | magnificent seven

[deadlyhairpin]

It's a rare luxury to find a town that not only has an inn where they can rent a room, but one that is still willing to do so after Billy has tricked half its men into losing their money, betting against him. But this one seems to be just that sort of special brand of unique. And Billy wasn't about to complain once he saw the nice, big bed in the center of the room. With fresh sheets and all! He'd demanded it immediately upon walking in (which he thought was fair, since Goody got the last one).

But apparently, after a few drinks and a 'cigarette' or two, such deals are forgotten.

Billy lets out an annoyed, "Hey," after he stumbles back into the room, still clutching he bottle of whiskey he'd bought after Goodnight decided to turn in. His friend is spread over the bed, sound asleep, however.

Spread over his bed.

"Hey," he says again, walking to the edge and nudging at Goodnight's arm with his whiskey bottle. "We agreed! You take the floor."

elena fisher | uncharted | ota

[tearsinajar]

glen ichinose ( seraph of the end )

[pressurize]

[amortize]

[ good fucking luck ]

jack vessalius | pandora hearts

[andturning]

Parker | Leverage

[vented]

[OTA for gen, M/F for shippy. Cast and crosscanon welcome. More likely to be the one caught.]

jumin han | mystic messenger

[winetasting]

( ota for gen, m/m for ships. open to him being found in someone else's bed or someone being in his. )

1-a

[lovemyselfie]

[ There was a warm comfort all around, one Zen wasn't used to. Of course his bed was comfortable, but it wasn't this comfortable, and he certainly never had anyone over to actually curl up with in bed. For those reasons exactly, when Zen started to wake up, he slowly realized something was up.

On one hand, when was the last time he ever slept this good, but on the other hand, it was still really unfamiliar, so he opened his eyes a little, the first thing he noticed being black hair. It wasn't long, but it wasn't all that short either, but the way he was curled up he couldn't quite get a good enough look at them.

He slowly sat up and pulled the blankets away just a little to get a better look at the black haired person. He was already going to be embarrassed enough since he didn't normally wake up in stranger's beds so why not see the beauty he was-- that was Jumin. That was definitely Jumin.

Shit. ]

Hey.

Steve Rogers | MCU

[capsteve]

Ezio Auditore | Assassin's Creed | ota

[dominus]

[ gen for ota; m/f for ship; enjoy that assassin sprawled in your bed? ]

[mucked]

[ it's 1947, and peggy carter isn't pleased with this assignment. admittedly, inviting him back to her flat is less like diving on a grenade and more like uncovering an unanticipated silver-lining. but in the brief hours before morning breaks, she has to shake away her enjoyment and get down to brass tacks.

with care, she eases out of bed. a light breeze breathes through her open window, and so peggy spares a moment to belt her silk robe over bare skin. if she's honest with herself, she feels a lingering tightness in her stomach: an appetite whetted. and so she tries to satisfy that feeling by rifling through auditore's things. she fishes her fingers through the pockets of his castaway trousers. by little light, she thumbs through his wallet. the ssr suspects deep mafia connections, and she's determined to find proof in either direction. ]

Jamal Lyon | Empire

[heavythecrown]

Kenny | The War At Home

[rainbowflavored]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[ex_boning176]

Ranpo Edogawa | Bungou Stray Dogs | OTA

[pretiare]

[sleeperwakes]

[ If you don't mind some voice testing and a very sleepy Eldritch horror? It's probably a prank in very very poor taste tbh. ]

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

[angelus]

gaby telller | the man from u.n.c.l.e | ota

[hacken]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[ex_prick866]

ellie harrison | avalon high

[ladyofshallnot]

[ m/f for anything shippy, but ota for anything else. ]

beatrice | much ado about nothing

[withgrieving]

Leo || Fire Candy

[liononfire]

good luck Leo

[caretaller]

[He's hogging the blankets while being extra cozy up to his nice new warm pillow. How did an ancient sword turned human get into the bed of man thousands of years in the future? No one knows. Well, he does, but he believed this bed was empty when he got here! Honest!

His mission can wait until the morning. Or until he realizes that he slept through the whole time travel ritual. But it was just so boring to hear his master drone on and on with the same chants...]

dimitri | anastasia

[remindme]

[ m/f for shipping, but ota for anything else. ]

Peter Quill ★ Marvel Comics ★ OTA

[starbuckslord]

( Teen!Quill available @ cazimi upon request. )