THE AFFLE WAFFLE MEME

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IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

WHAT IS IT
It's like the Denny's meme but more southern.

Welcome to the waffle house meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and Generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the waffle house. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.


PROMTS

8 AM: Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM: You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate

2 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

Comments

john connor | terminator 2

[johnconnor]

Steve Rogers | MCU

[capsteve]

Eugene Sledge (Modern AU) | The Pacific

[contractings]

Jamie Campbell | Zoo

[jamiesgotagun]

Sara Lance | DCTV

[thecanarylives]

seragaki aoba | dramatical murder

[intonation]

8 AM

[squishyserenade]

[It's 100% Clear's fault they're here. No use even trying to deny it. But now that they've arrived and a bounty of chicken and waffles is set before them, he just looks blank.]

This establishment advertises falsely.

Dutch Velders | The Strain | OTA

[curiousnotmalicious]

satya (symmetra) vaswani | overwatch

[lightform]

Mink | DRAMAtical Murder | ota

[scenter]

[m/m for ships]

Lockdown | Transformers Animated | OTA

[ruthless_hunter]

[Can be humanized or making use of his holoform]

MICK RORY ( HEATWAVE ) | DCTV | OTA

[burneverything]

: STUFFS ALL THE FOOD IN HIS MOUTH :

[allsugarnotea]

[All but the pie which L has rescued, because that's his.]

frank castle | daredevil (mcu) | ota

[brutalize]

[probably on his 16th cup of coffee no matter what time of day]

Sora Takenouchi | Digimon Adventure Tri | OTA

[straightfromtheheart]

(She's used to strange and weird rifts in reality, but keeping her waiting in a booth is definitely a big 'no-no.')

Magento | X-men

[homo_superior]

[purpleintheface]

Kilgrave acknowledged the colorful laminated menu like you might acknowledge a bug splattered on your windshield or a perhaps a ruptured septic tank.

"This is food?" he asked.

jesse pinkman | breaking bad

[heisenbitch]

2 am (Surprise bitch)

[morethan084]

[Honestly, was Waffle House ever bad? The answer was: no. She barely chewed up her food before she leaned her head back on the booth like she just died and went to heaven. She kinda did, because this Texas bacon patty melt was too much.]

Oh my god. This is what heaven feels like, in my mouth.

chloe price ( life is strange )

[snog]

Nero | Devil May Cry 4

[cabanero]

Frisk | Undertale | OTA

[dustless]

[They have a coupon.]

[runs]

[Apparently this place likes to give out coupons to children. Or perhaps there are only the two of them and staff just figured that kids go on the same table.

Either way Kitty is sitting across the table from Frisk, swinging her legs and ...stealing some waffle from Frisk when they aren't looking because why not.]

Randy "Ryo" Maclean | FAKE

[heardofdenial]

[Because this is only a fitting place for him to potentially end up... drinking coffee and probably reading a newspaper; just feel free to bother him.]

rafael scarfe / marvel's luke cage

[precinct]

Steven Quartz Universe | Steven Universe

[jamminshield]

[You could say that he's waffling on what to order.]

[sworntothesword]

[ Oh steven... ]

"Hmmm," Connie said, looking through the menu herself. "The responsible choices would be the under-500 calorie menu, since they have the most nutritional value per calorie. But on the other hand..."

She puts it down, with it open to the grand slam page. "You should try a restaurant's signature dish at least once, right? To maximize the experience!"

Harry Potter | the same | anything goes

[hangry314]

[ I play him during first series (platonic and sex free) and post the first series, spinning off from then. Or AU for anything. Crossovers, whatever. I'm not familiar with the cursed child series, so I can't unfortunately go there. ]

[chosenbylightning]

((Feel like giving some gen cross-canon a try? I have a feeling these two could wind up friends))

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[misskringle]

(Its the only thing open after shift. M/F for ships, OTA otherwise and canon through "Knock,Knock".)

luke cage ( mcu )

[clad]

( he just wants a cup of coffee glass of oj. )

[brokeassgoing]

[Why did he have to pick the one Disney Wafflehouse there is. There is a fucking true blue sing-along going down and Badou doesn't have enough coffee for this.

Without being invited over (naturally), he slides into Luke's booth.]

Please tell me you've got some booze or something.

wanda maximoff | mcu

[witchplease]

[wingedman]

[It's late, they're in the middle of nowhere in the South (Sam's pretty sure he heard someone playing that banjo music from Deliverance earlier), and what better place for fugitives on the run from the law to eat than Waffle House? Nobody expects to find superheroes eating waffles at 2 AM. After checking with Steve to see if he's hungry (Steve is always hungry), he pulls over when he sees the yellow sign and gently shakes Wanda's shoulder to wake her up.]

Hey. You want some food? Maybe coffee?

[Yeah, Sam, offer the girl who was sleeping a cup of coffee. Great plan.]