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[bobbysocks]

THE SEX CURSE MEME

Maybe you accidentally knocked over an old witch woman. Maybe somebody you got on the wrong side of at work experiments with hexes. Either way, you've gotten on SOMEBODY'S bad side, and that someone apparently is a huge pervert, because your sex life is about to get REALLY WEIRD. Of course, maybe it's not such an effective curse after all, if you like this sort of thing...

Warning: these prompts can get into dub-con or non-con, so caveat emptor.

Usual meme rules go here:

1. Post your character.
2. Tag another character and roll on the RNG chart. You can decide which of you is cursed and which of you happens to be the first person attracted by the curse.
3. Porn.

RESULTS:


1. Gang Curse: You walked on the world's horniest train. You pass by a bunch of people who all suddenly decide they want you at once. Or maybe just your one lover suddenly has five of them. Either way, get ready for a LOT of loving.

2. Yandere Curse: Cupid's arrow suddenly strikes somebody hard. Like, really hard. And guess what, you're the first person they see! This could get pretty dangerous.

3. Horniness Curse: In the worst possible place, at the worst possible time, you suddenly get so horny you can't even move. What's more, somebody decides they really want to help.

4. Control Loss Curse: Suddenly, you find somebody who can make you do whatever they want you to. Inevitably, said person's ideas on how to handle this start getting pretty lewd.

5. Anatomically Incorrect Curse: Hey, you just got a superpower! Your body no longer conforms to standard rules of anatomy! So of COURSE you're going to run into someone or someTHING that wants to, well, "stretch" the situation.

6. Well THAT Wasn't There Before Curse: You suddenly have parts you didn't have before, and no matter what you do, somebody's going to find out sooner or later. And they're going to want to, well, experiment.

7. Sexual Clumsiness Curse: Gee, these curses are awfully passive. Maybe you're actually the sort of person who likes to get a bit of something on the side on a regular basis! Unfortunately, you are now the most inept fucker that ever existed. Literally.

8. Pregnancy Curse: Maybe you suddenly really wanna get pregnant. Maybe you suddenly ARE pregnant. Don't ask how it works if you're a dude, you probably don't wanna know. Or maybe you just meet someone who really wants to get YOU pregnant. Either way, babbies.

9. Stuck Curse: There you are, minding your own business, when SOMEHOW you manage to get stuck in something. Like a hole in the wall, or whatever. Unfortunately, the curse is such that rather than help you out, you get someone who decides to take advantage of the situation. Whoops.

10. Interruption Curse: Masturbating? Having sex? Getting dressed? Somebody's going to walk in no matter what! The question is, does it end there, or do they suddenly want to join in?

11. Associate Curse: "But I mean really, who believes in curses, right Bob? Ha ha ha... why are you looking at me like that?"

12. Genderswap Curse: Guys turn into girls! Girls turn into guys! And inevitably, regardless of your record before, THAT'S when you run into everybody who's looking for sex!

13. Dicks Everywhere Curse: You opened your mouth to say something, and then a penis suddenly pushed in! Or you're going to the loo, and you feel something pushing against your ass. Diiiiicks.

14. Accidental Sex: You never INTEND to have sex. You just keep having it on accident. ...No, I'm not going to help you figure out HOW you have sex on accident.

15. Wild Card: Or maybe you have your own little deviant ideas. Go for it. I'm not your boss.

Comments

Trip | dmmd | m/m

[trippedup]

[Open to all but the genderswap curse!]

[dramaticalblue]

[ How do you feel about an Aoba? :D ]

Kyle Rayner | DCU | M/M

[artesania]

[Yes to all of these.]

Sho Minazuki | Persona 4: Ultimax | m/m

[bronin]

[No for 13 but yes to everything else]

Chase | Kamen Rider Drive

[reaperbutt]

[Open to all prompts, genders, mediums,and no tagging style preference!]

Kureshima Mitsuzane | Kamen Rider Gaim

[callmemicchi]

[OTA! Can be aged up as required.]

[lunchleader]

((I s2g that RNG actually gave me 6 for the prompt. Which of the boys do you want to inflict this curse to and do you want to add any other curses on top of it? Also, any particular body parts to add on for preference?))

Kumon Kaito | Kamen Rider Gaim | OTA

[dowhatyouwant]

[I write him ace so a lot of these prompts would be really fun to explore the effects of!]

Tomari Shinnosuke | Kamen Rider Drive

[shin_niisan]

[M/M only unless we have prior CR, unless it's genderswap and then we'll play it by ear because his sexuality will be very confused...]

BARRY ALLEN | THE FLASH | OTA

[gottagoflashfast]

[ prompt: a meta human hit him with their power and now he and my tagger has to deal with the aftermath of the curse. ]

Arataka Reigen | Mob Psycho 100 | M/M

[congame]

[ Time to put his talents to good use!

Especially interested in Stuck Curse, Control Loss Curse, and Gang Curse.

Gonna have to pass on Genderswap, Pregnancy, and Non-standard anatomy though. ]

Jimsa | Arslan Senki | M/M

[twokinds]

(( no to being the yandere and to genderswap and pregnancy. ))

[inreturn]

[How do you feel about 6 and 7? Or do you have ones you prefer more?]

Kanata Igarashi | Shinigami x Doctor | M/M

[wagashiplz]

[ No genderswap or pregnancy and no Kanata being yandere. ]

Sonja | Advance Wars | F/F

[commandandcontrol]

[ Up for most! ]

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Gets stuck, futa soldier decides to bang her??? Maybe get some fisting since it's on your yes??? ]

Joseph Joestar | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure | OTA

[youregonnasay]

(Everything works for me, feel free to PM questions or just start here)

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

[I'll pass on 8 or anything involving noncon, but otherwise, go ahead.]

[sleepysunflower]

[3 or 6, perhaps?]

Derek Hale - Teen Wolf - OTA

[sourwolf_hale]

(13 sounds a bit weird so I'm gonna say no to that one)

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - Open To Anyone

[inheritstheredsouls]

((Not interested in 2 and 13; not interested in incest or non-con, either. Open to consenting and dub-con versions of all other prompts.))

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone

[drivesshotgun]

((Not interested in 2 and 13; not interested in incest or non-con, either. Open to consenting and dub-con versions of all other prompts.))

[onewithwater]

(OoC: Curious - are OCs okay and I was thinking of a 1 with Kiriko being pampered by a bunch of Maries here?)

cathy | catherine | f/m.

[yourcatherine]

tomo yamanobe | seikon no qwaser | ota.

[boobmonster]

honey kisaragi | cutie honey: the live | f/m.

[cutieandroid]

[dreadpiratecaptain]

[Because I haven't thrown him at her before, maybe the computer virus curse of horniness hits her, and a certain pirate's near at hand to help her cope with it?]

mei-ling zhou ❄ overwatch ❄ ota.

[snowcaps]

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - Open to Anyone

[summerorange]

((Not interested in 2 and 13; not interested in incest or non-con, either. Open to consenting and dub-con versions of all other prompts.))

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - Open to Anyone

[lunchleader]

((Not interested in 2 and 13; not interested in incest or non-con, either. Open to consenting and dub-con versions of all other prompts.))

Hiei | Yu Yu Hakusho

[three_eyed_demon]

[OOC: No 7-14 please, though for pre-existing CR can request 9 or 12 if that floats their boat]

[demon_rose]

Long after he'd returned to the demon world, Kurama had settled into the new routines of life. Get up, do some gardening, slaughter any low levels who came into his garden (they made good fertilizer), chat with Yomi the odd times that his old friend stopped by for tea, spar with Yusuke on occasion (though for some reason the half-breed wouldn't fight him in the forest, hm...), have lunch, snitch some small treasures from the local villages for the hell of it, and do some more gardening. It was a nice quiet life for the ancient thief, really.

Not, of course, that it meant he'd grown complacent enough not to sense Hiei the moment he came into his territory. The youko smiled, looking up towards where he expected to see him. "Hiei, so kind of you to visit." His nose twitched at an unexpected wisp of scent. Was that..? Mmm.

Arthur Kirkland (England) | Hetalia | M/M

[english_dignity]

[ooc: Open to all but clumsiness and interruption.]