"Self-pity's a terrible look on you," Gene comments. "So's putting words into other people's mouths. What I'm saying is, you've designated me as your personal chef, but we both know I'm your personal slave. You don't have to be kind to me. Hell - you don't even have to treat me like a human. But you do.

"So I'm going to rise above my station for a moment and ask you frankly: what the hell's crawled up your ass about this? Because it feels like you're taking this personally. And you're doing a pretty poor job of hiding the fact that you're sulking."