Maybe not everyone, but Tony sure does! He zooms into the kitchen at 7:45, already spruced up and dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. Sometimes he likes to remind the Board that he can act like a civilized human being, when he feels like it.

"Nice," is his only greeting before he unpeels the banana and eats the whole thing in about two bites (please, contain your dick jokes). As soon as the omelette hits his plate, he starts wolfing that down too. "Oh, man," he mumbles between bites. "I love you. I love breakfast." I love... lamp.

The omelette disappears with astonishing speed, and then he chugs the orange juice, apparently determined to finish the entire meal in under five minutes. "Awesome," he decrees, and then he bounces up and straightens his tie and jacket. (The fact that he managed not to get egg all over his fancy clothes must be some kind of miracle.) "I'll be back this afternoon. Need anything before I go? Phone's off in the meeting, god help me." Forcing him to disconnect from the internet? Barbaric!