The Tinder Meme

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The Tinder Meme

So you've swiped right. Maybe it was an accident; maybe you're really jonesing after seeing that picture of them fitting an entire Chipotle burrito in their mouth; or maybe, you're just so goddamned bored that lurking around on a hook-up app just seems like the best way to spend your Sunday afternoon. Whatever the case, you've just matched with someone. Want to feel them out with a chat that turns uncomfortably sexual in the middle of your workday? Or just skip straight to an awkward date where you realize they were using their best friend for their profile picture and you're trying to escape out the bathroom window? The uncomfortable world of internet dating is your oyster.

♦ Comment with your character, including preferences; put in your Tinder profile if you're feeling adventurous.
♦ Tag other people to make their lives attractively uncomfortable.

Comments

Grace Ford | OC | M/F

[barre_none]

[murdocksboy]

✓

[Text-to-voice reads the profiles, and Matt randomly swipes, in the hopes it doesn't end up too awkward.]

Makoto Kino | Sailor Moon | OTA

[yukitohogo]

[Can age up to 18.]

Photo

Likes: cooking, cleaning, kicking ass, being around nature, martial arts, reading, bargain shopping, thunderstoms, and protecting loved ones.
Dislikes: Airplanes, cheaters, biology classes.
Looking for: A Prince Charming. Either male or female. Someone nice and caring and doesn't mind tall or strong girls. Or a cocky asshole. Bonus points for either category if they're fit and have a confident smile.
Bio: What shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!

Amma Preaker | Sharp Objects | F/F or M/F

[ammapreaker]

Zinda Blake/Lady Blackhawk | Preboot DC

[aarpdiscount]

Are we a bird of a feather?

Likes: Good beer, good food, dancing, big band swing
Dislikes: Texting instead of talking
Looking for: Dance partners, drinking buddies, a good time

[murdocksboy]

✓

Merriell "Snafu" Shelton | The Pacific | OTA

[orthodontia]

MERRIELL SHELTON (22) Bayou born marine and WWII vet. One big snafu looking for a place to happen. You buy me a drink, I'll buy you breakfast.

✓ ✕

YES / MATCH / TICK
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

NO / CROSS
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[flufficer]

✓

[ Yes, Judy has a Tinder. Why? Because Nick made her one. This is also Nick doing the swiping, actually, much to her distress. ]

Foggy Nelson | Daredevil (Marvel Netflix/MCU)

[howmanyfingers]

[Profile written by Matt Murdock, photo probably chosen by Karen.]

Foggy gives great hugs, cheats at pool, and is the far smarter half of a poor but dogged law firm.

Despite that, he's actually a lot of fun.

[reliablelies]

✓

Matt Murdock | Daredevil | OTA

[murdocksboy]

[profile written by Foggy Nelson]

Matt Murdock, 31
This is Matt. I'm writing his profile for him because he's blind and this is a touchscreen.
I don't even know if he's going to use this app.
Ask him to introduce you to his much more charming best friend.

[onlyawarrior]

✓

[He remembers meeting at a party!]

Judy Hopps (human AU) || Zootopia

[flufficer]

[ She lost a bet with Nick, is what happened here. ]

Picture

Name: Judy Hopps
Age: 26
Bio: I'm a cop and I love my job. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with this account. Have a nice day?

[keepthebalance]

✓

[How can he not swipe 'yes' for a cop named Judy?]

rey || st:tfa || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc: idk why not?]

Rey, 19
i know all about waiting

Likes: travel, meditation, flying, learning, adventures in trying new foods
Dislikes: sand, being told that i can't do something, boredom
Looking For: i suppose i'll know when i find it. let's talk and find out. bonus points if you can make me laugh.

[terriblefreedom]

[ Green checkmark. Keesha isn't so good at the waiting, but she's doing a lot of it. ]

Daphne Greengrass | Harry Potter | f/f

[acarpous]

Daphne Greengrass (26) Aspiring poet looking to further broaden the narrow world-view she was raised in. That's a nice bed you've got. Can I Slytherin?

✓ ✕

Mordred Pendragon [ Arthuriana ]

[beltaned]

MERDRAUT PERKINS (18)
classics; ancient history; motorbikes
cymru am byth

B)

[peryglus]

✓

[You DID say he was supposed to try one-night-stands, Merdraut.

But also Percival probably has more than a little to do with this.]

Julia Wilkinson | WoD OC

[handwaver]

[photo]
Julia W. (35)
Likes: Snow, highlighters, dogs she never brings to work
Dislikes: People who don't use Oxford commas, being wrong
Looking for: Men, woman, ???
Bio: Please help us get the stick out of her ass. Please also don't tell her how to edit her profile.

[acarpous]

✓

Carol Danvers | Marvel | F/M

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[Certainly set up and written without her knowledge. Most likely by her best friend, Jessica Drew.]

Carol, 33

Former Air Force. Kind of a dork. Coolest job ever.

Likes: Ice cream, pizza, punching bad guys, Star Wars, cats
Dislikes: Annoying people, bad guys, people who make sexist jokes
Looking for: Fun, dates, someone to save the world with, whatever!

[likea_nerve]

[ Welp. Since they're both here. ]

✓

Vinnie Smalls | Buying Time | M/M for shipping

[dailyleisurecredits]

[photo]
Vinnie Smalls

Got this app because of a friend that thinks I need more friends. (Thanks Galena but why...)
Welder at HCC, kind of lower level...I make music too when I have the time and credits.

!!

[papapink]

Pembe Sevim (29) I'm an old sort of soul, like having fun with others most of all. Looking for friends and more, so give me a swipe if you like!

[ Most of his pics are him with that blinding grin of his, in different settings; parks, clubs, etc, etc.

And by the way, Vinnie, here's a little... ]

✓

Bruce Banner | MCU

[likea_nerve]

[ This Tinder account was 100% created by Tony Stark without Bruce Banner's knowledge or consent. ]

Somewhat-handsome supergenius who may or may not turn into a giant green rage monster when he doesn't do his yoga. Comes highly recommended.

[ this is the first profile picture. and this is the second.]

[flufficer]

✓

Pyrrha Nikos| RWBY|OTA

[reluctant_destiny]

[So this was the new app Nora had told her about. She mumbles while playing with her phone.]

Nora said she played this with Ren. So you have to make a profile for this game? [Okay....so a selfie then. Would it be showing off to get milo and akuo in the picture? She was a huntress after all. Now just to type a few things about herself.]

[icescream]

[Swiping right the moment she sees Pyrrha. This is gonna be good.

Neo loves trolling people on this thing.]

Neville Longbottom → Harry Potter → OTA

[serpenticide]

Neville Longbottom (26) I teach unruly kids how to keep plants from killing them.

✓      ✕

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>


NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

[flufficer]

✓

Jamal Lyon | Empire | m/m

[heavythecrown]

Jamal Lyon Music is life but sex is good inspiration.

[grindr]

✓

Elliot Alderson | MR ROBOT

[viewsource]

Elliot Alderson (29) hoodie wearing dickhead on the outside, okay but socially awkward dude on the inside. and organs on the inside too. as far as i know.

[radical_hacker]

[Ed swipes right, this guy sounds like someone from her overseas travels.]

Kenny | The War At Home | m/m

[rainbowflavored]

Khaleel Nazeeh Al-Bahir (18) Call me Kenny! I love musicals, comic books and light saber fights! My best friend is Larry. Am I doing this right? Hi?!

[artistbucketlist]

✓

Eugene Sledge (Modern AU) | The Pacific

[contractings]

Eugene Sledge (25) War vet. I work in a cushy job now. I like dogs a lot. I'm kind of new to the area too.

[flufficer]

✓

Narcissa Black | Harry Potter | OTA

[purelyblack]

Narcissa Black (18)
Pure-blood. Slytherin. Descendant of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
Individuals lacking in class and status need not apply.
Toujours Pur

what did you expect t b h just uses this journal to hit on narcissa i guess

[abodement]

✓

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | M/F

[missromanova]

[This profile was written by Tony Stark. She doesn't know.]

[First picture, and second picture.]

Smoking hot Russian in desperate need of getting some action. Will know if you left swipe. Is just as scary as she sounds, but seriously, really hot. Can probably drink you under the table. Flirty.

She likes cats.

[howmanyfingers]

[Considering his recent exchange with Matt, he's like 9.999999% sure this is some joker catfishing people, but he swipes right nonetheless and just kinda stares.

Radical Edward | Cowboy Bebop (post anime)

[radical_hacker]

Name: Radical Edward
Age: 24
Bio: By day computer tech and by night a bounty hunter.

(Modern AU only please!)

[terriblefreedom]

[ Green checkmark. Bounty hunter? Plz tell moar ]

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[misskringle]

[Got talked into this by Nygma after the whole Tom nightmare. He's thinking her luck will improve? He also wrote the profile.]

She's 24 and the retro loving queen of the GCPD file room in need of a life beyond the office. But trust me, she's more than what she looks like.