Beauty Pageant Meme

[promised_victory]

IC Beauty Pageant Meme

1. Post (work safe) pictures of your character at their finest.
2. Characters ICly reply to your comment with a rank of 1-10 with 10 being the best and 1 being the worst.
3. Everyone then proceeds to discuss/threadjack/argue/laugh at the various scores.
4. Much crack is had!

Comments

[fortuity]

<sub>[What!? Lucy starts to back away, half afraid she's going to be attacked in the middle of an amateur beauty pageant, and then--

--there's a mirror?]</sub>

What's wrong with my hair...

[thiscloakisgreen]

You're wearing it all wrong. How is it you expected to compete with it in such disarray? The very thought poisons my very being with anger directed at your utter ignorance. What is it with teenagers these days wearing their hair off in such a way as to say "I am merely a lower class girl, please ignore me!"

[fortuity]

_{[Disarray? Ignorance? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Lucy doesn't even know where to start to try and form an argument.]}

How is it wrong? It's just my hair!

_{[Self-consciously, she brings her hands to her head. If she was seriously trying to compete, she knew plenty of styles that would probably do the trick...]}

What are you supposed to be, a hair dresser!?

[thiscloakisgreen]

No. I have robots do that for me.

[Perfectly on cue, a large, vaguely humanoid robot appears just behind the Doctor, hands having turned into very sharp, bladed instruments clearly designed for anything but cutting hair.]

It's a delicate procedure. Would you like a trial version?

[fortuity]

_{[OH GOD, BLOODSHED AT A BEAUTY PAGEANT.]}

No! Definitely not!

[thiscloakisgreen]

Suit yourself.

[It goes away.]

[fortuity]

And don't you dare bring that thing back!