promised_victory: (Default)
Arturia Pendragon (Saber) @ Nowhere ([personal profile] promised_victory) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-08-06 09:18 pm

Beauty Pageant Meme



IC Beauty Pageant Meme


1. Post (work safe) pictures of your character at their finest.
2. Characters ICly reply to your comment with a rank of 1-10 with 10 being the best and 1 being the worst.
3. Everyone then proceeds to discuss/threadjack/argue/laugh at the various scores.
4. Much crack is had!
tiare: (pic#)

Usagi Tsukino | Sailor Moon | Open to All

[personal profile] tiare 2012-08-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
renegade_daughter: (Asami: The Last Hairbender)

Asami Sato | The Legend of Korra

[personal profile] renegade_daughter 2012-08-07 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
some_text
edgar_roni: (her cup size is over 9000!)

Re: Asami Sato | The Legend of Korra

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[His score card reads 10. In smaller, markered-in text below it, he's added: "CALL ME."]
renegade_daughter: (embarrassed)

[personal profile] renegade_daughter 2012-08-07 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She feels a bit silly being put on the spot like this, but oh, well. Cheeks tinted pink, Asami in turn holds up ten fingers to the blond, indicating a 10 of her own.

He is quite attractive, despite his... forwardness. Asami likes confidence.]
edgar_roni: (confidence)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that just makes his day. Smiling and with a little wink, he holds up another 10 scorecard for her.]
renegade_daughter: (Ohoho really?)

[personal profile] renegade_daughter 2012-08-08 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Asami chuckles quietly, blush becoming a bit more evident as she winks back. She feels as if she's making a fool of herself, really.]
fortuity: (♦ but you burn it hot)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, what a lovely woman!]

A 10 from me!
renegade_daughter: (ooooo really?)

[personal profile] renegade_daughter 2012-08-08 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! [Asami offers a slightly bashful smile. She's still not sure what she's doing here. May as well make the most of it.]
fortuity: (♦ confetti rainfall)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Humble and lovely. Aww, Lucy is slightly jealous.]

You deserve it!
fortuity: (pic#4187327)

Lucy Heartfilia ♦ Fairy Tail

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 05:43 am (UTC)(link)




[It's not a meme without at least one cat outfit.]
Edited 2012-08-07 05:43 (UTC)
edgar_roni: (frustrated)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He almost submits his score but pauses and consults--]

Wait. How old is the contestant?
fortuity: (♦ when do we ever really get it right?)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ignore that silly outfit!

[Like hell Lucy wants to be judged on her beauty while wearing a cat costume, but since when does age matter?

... Is she getting a good score or not?]


Does it matter?
redhairedknight: (happy)

[personal profile] redhairedknight 2012-08-07 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten, of course. [She wouldn't give Lucy anything less.]
fortuity: (pic#4187378)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Erza! Thank you!
gesta_chan: (desu)

Gestahl | FF6 | I'm so very sorry

[personal profile] gesta_chan 2012-08-07 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
runebladeknight: (Hi.  You're stupid)

[personal profile] runebladeknight 2012-08-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[You know, the lowest score is supposed to be a 1, but your ex general is so horrified that she makes a card with a 0. She makes no apologies.]

Lydia Martin || Teen Wolf

[personal profile] pretty_lies 2012-08-07 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
firsttofreedom: (Smirk)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry Lydia, but the number Isaac holds up is a [9].
Edited 2012-08-07 09:05 (UTC)

[personal profile] pretty_lies 2012-08-07 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Cue the patented are you serious? look. "A nine?"
firsttofreedom: (Watching)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
"That time you laughed in my face kinda taints any opinion I might have of you."

[personal profile] pretty_lies 2012-08-07 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right. That. Lydia stares for a moment before rolling her eyes. "Whatever."
firsttofreedom: (Arms Crossed)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Did you honestly believe that I wouldn't take your personality into account? Or are you not aware that looks aren't the only thing that matter?"

[personal profile] pretty_lies 2012-08-07 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a brief flicker of surprise in hazel eyes before she laughs. "Please. You don't even know me."
firsttofreedom: (Arms Crossed)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Funny how defensive you're getting, given how quick you are to judge people that you don't know."
buttwalks: (Default)

The Red Guy, Cow & Chicken

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
strongbefore: (25; it's impossible to express)

[personal profile] strongbefore 2012-08-07 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Erica holds up a card that says -10. Scrawled under the number is, Pants. Get some.]
buttwalks: (pic#4441865)

1/2

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
-- Hel-lo! It's me, Mister and Miss Butte Montana, here representing the MAGICAL city of Butte! Ahaha!
buttwalks: (pic#4441863)

2/2

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, what's this? A ten for little 'ol me? [ Mr. and Ms. Butte Montana gasps out of shock and surprise!! He--she--whatever-- hasn't noticed the minus sign yet, because he is an idiot. ] Oh, thank you, thank you SO MUCH!! You like me, you really like me!!
lobster_tranny: (Not even close)

[personal profile] lobster_tranny 2012-08-07 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[SCUZE ME BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE FLAMBOYANT SATAN HERE

Him pens a neat 0 with the note Trying too hard.]
buttwalks: (pic#4441871)

1/6

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ As soon as he sees that dreaded zero, Red starts bawling his eyes out. Cue the violins. ]

Oh, I'm a failure! My dreams are completely and utterly shattered, oh boo hoo HOO! Ever since I was nine, I always wanted to be a pageant queen, just like my old man and his old man before him! Who would've known that I'd turn out a big FAT loser instead?! Oh boo hoo!
Edited 2012-08-07 07:18 (UTC)
buttwalks: (pic#4441882)

2/6

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ He runs up to the nearest wall-- ]

LOSER!
buttwalks: (pic#4441883)

3/6

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ SMASH ]
buttwalks: (pic#4441882)

4/6

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
LOSER!
buttwalks: (pic#4441883)

5/6

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ SMASH ]
buttwalks: (pic#4441884)

6/6

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaauhhhhhhhh . . . is that you, Grandpa . . . ?
lobster_tranny: (explain)

[personal profile] lobster_tranny 2012-08-07 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there something wrong?
prisonwonka: (squeeee)

[personal profile] prisonwonka 2012-08-07 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Holds up a card saying: 'So fabulous, I don't EVEN.']
buttwalks: (pic#4441864)

[personal profile] buttwalks 2012-08-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you, thank you, MA'AM!! I do try, ahah!

And might I add, that's a FABULOUS hat you're wearing! Quite, ahah, fetching.

Megara | Hercules | OTA

[personal profile] tie_myown_sandals 2012-08-07 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
runebladeknight: (Beautiful)

Celes Chere | Final Fantasy VI

[personal profile] runebladeknight 2012-08-07 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
edgar_roni: (heh)

Sorry, had to.

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[After looking from side to side, he posts up his (predictable) score: a 10.]
runebladeknight: (Uhm . . .)

It's Celes's fault for being so damn pretty!

[personal profile] runebladeknight 2012-08-07 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[And her look is predictably flat. You know, after she restrains herself from hitting him for looking so closely.] Why doesn't that surprise me?
edgar_roni: (all the world's women would grieve)

Indeed.

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He was just making sure certain folks weren't around. Honest! But even so, his smile is still casual yet teasing.]

Now, now, Celes. You know there's a rule against chatting with the judges. It could be seen as a form of bribery.
runebladeknight: (The fields of war)

[personal profile] runebladeknight 2012-08-07 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh-huh. She'd give him the benefit of the doubt, but . . . she knows him.

[And that little comment gets him a raised eyebrow and a punch to the face. And not a playful one, either. She'll just stand there, unmoved by any posturing he'll put on, with an expression that clearly reads, "Does this take care of that assumption?"

[... She's really no good at these refined type things without a script to follow, is she?]
edgar_roni: (asdfghjkl)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Off the podium. But it's okay.

Totally worth it.]
lockpick: (do you?)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Solid ten for the right hook!

[After seeing Edgar get socked, Locke is diplomatic enough not to give a straight answer. ...But not diplomatic enough to keep his big mouth shut.]
ethereal_earth: (Put aside)

Terra Branford | Final Fantasy VI

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2012-08-07 06:34 (UTC)
edgar_roni: (young king on his throne)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[The score card he holds up reads 10. Is anyone surprised? Not him.]
ethereal_earth: (Do you know what I mean?)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
O-oh... Really? Thank you, Edgar.

[Flustered Terra is flustered.]
edgar_roni: (joy)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Why, the experience of course.
ethereal_earth: (In those faraway eyes)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
What experience? I didn't do anything. I don't understand.
edgar_roni: (I'll have you know...)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Allowing me to let everyone else know what I think of your appearance.
ethereal_earth: (Just tell me what it means)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

[Fidget. How does she react to compliments, and how does she know if Edgar is sincere? He says this to all the girls.]]
edgar_roni: (kneeling)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Hint: he's always sincere towards the ladies.]
ethereal_earth: (And have you seen it too?)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She may be flustered, but she's still touched.]

Thank you, Edgar... You're very kind.
lockpick: (but you don't really care for music)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He warned you about lecherous young kings, brosis.]
ethereal_earth: (Don't say that)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[That you did. But compliments are nice.]
edgar_roni: (unamused)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[GO ATTEND TO THE HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMP OF THE WORLD YOUR GIRLFRIEND, LOCKE.]
lockpick: (it's true that all the ones you love)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Behave yourself around Terra and he won't even let Celes know you called her heavy.]
edgar_roni: (caught in the act)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He is behaving!]
wotdriveshim: wtfrainbow @ photobucket (indifference is)

[personal profile] wotdriveshim 2012-08-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
0.

[He is a judge. He thinks you're a lovely young lady, Terra, but demeaning and exposing the superficiality of pageantry is what drives him.]
ethereal_earth: (The memory slides)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She tries not to look too dejected - she wasn't expecting super high scores, after all - but still, that hurts.]

Ah. I see.
wotdriveshim: (being shipped is)

[personal profile] wotdriveshim 2012-08-07 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Numbers imply limits. They cannot hope to describe you, my lady.

[Not a single tone of flirtatiousness to his voice; it's matter-of-factly, even and flat.]
ethereal_earth: (Just tell me what it means)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

Oh.

Watch as Terra slowly turns a bright shade of red. Flirtatious or not, no one except Edgar has ever said anything like that to her, and she really doesn't know how to respond.]
burdenof: @ iconsforkittens (059. (modern) merp)

sigyn ∫ myth/mcu-ush

[personal profile] burdenof 2012-08-07 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Modern garb, because why not.]

strongbefore: (07; for a second I feel free)

Erica Reyes || Teen Wolf

[personal profile] strongbefore 2012-08-07 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
firsttofreedom: (Smug [With Erica])

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
There's a smirk on his face, a 'ten' scrawled across his palm, and he isn't even attempting to be subtle as he eyes her up and down.
strongbefore: (17; if it feels right)

[personal profile] strongbefore 2012-08-07 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Hell yeah." Erica strikes a flirty pose for Isaac, then blows a kiss at him and winks.
firsttofreedom: (Grin)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
The smirk fades into a grin and Isaac winks back. "Like you expected anything less."
railroading: (Because I l、l... lo...)

Kouzuki Anna | Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

[personal profile] railroading 2012-08-07 06:39 am (UTC)(link)


[If this says "I'm a tsundere, please tease me" to you, that's because she is, and you should.]
lockpick: (I've told the truth)

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | I'm not sorry, bro

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[You read that subject line right. Locke's sure as hell not entering himself, but since Edgar seems to be enjoying himself so much...]

lockpick: (but you don't really care for music)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Turns out that guy in Jidoor will tell just about anyone they look just like Maria, okay.]
lockpick: (the major lift)

Don't be mad just because you're losing, Ed.

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Personally, I think it's flattering on you.

[In a terrifying sort of way.]
edgar_roni: (WHO wants to marry me?)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh...]
aria_di_celes: (Thanks but no thanks)

[personal profile] aria_di_celes 2012-08-07 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[If you tell him the ribbon suits him she might need to have a few words :|]
lockpick: (you can be proud of)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[None of you people have a sense of humor.]

[Don't get jealous Celes, it looked much better on you.]
edgar_roni: (swagger)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Not by much, though. Right?]
aria_di_celes: (????)

[personal profile] aria_di_celes 2012-08-07 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[It's almost like he enjoys being punched by Celeses]
edgar_roni: (K.O.)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe.]
lockpick: (a serenade to the soul)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[There's simply an entertainment value of an entirely different sort.]
lockpick: (I really fucked it up this time)

[personal profile] lockpick 2012-08-07 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[...okay this isn't funny anymore.]
gesta_chan: (guuurrl)

[personal profile] gesta_chan 2012-08-07 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[You can cleave me in two any day~]
edgar_roni: (view askew)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[More like two million pieces. Which he'll have Terra set ablaze.]
ethereal_earth: (Said it's all in my mind)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Ready and willing to help you with that!]
ethereal_earth: (I can't endure)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Terra just. Stares. In horror.]
rainbowbrush: (This is my melody)

[personal profile] rainbowbrush 2012-08-07 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Whoooooaaaa! Loverboy looks better in that dress than Celes does~!
edgar_roni: (I'm being a brat)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuck you, Shadow. And fuck the Rhythm Method.]
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

Faris Scherwiz | Final Fantasy 5

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
edgar_roni: (feh)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[With all of the chin-stroking, head-tilting, and squinting -- all done with a poker face -- it takes Edgar approximately five minutes to come up with his score. And one has to wonder why, considering it's the very predictable score he's been dishing out to everyone.

Except, he's holding up two 10 scorecards.]
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Took him long enough.]

I thought judges were supposed t' be unbiased.
edgar_roni: (chillin')

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, hey, these things take time. Okay?]

We are. It doesn't change anything.
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah, who're you trying to impress?

[According to memes (depending on the meme) they've already gotten married and the whole shebang.]
edgar_roni: (can't contain my excitement)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Those are memes! You know they don't carry over all the time.]

I'm not trying to impress anyone here. I'm simply being honest.
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Only when it makes it more fun.]

The trouble is, flattery comes so easy to you, I'm not sure that you even know when you're just blowin' hot air or not.
edgar_roni: (shall I start?)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That's beside the point! >B|.]

Faris, I'm always honest. Always.
andrarrrgynous: (This is stupid)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I find that hard to believe.

[No offence.]
edgar_roni: (solemn)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
...and why is that?
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're a politician.
edgar_roni: (blue glare)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Ouch.]

And you're a pirate. What does my status matter?
andrarrrgynous: (Yeah so?)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
I never claimed t' always tellin' the truth.

Have you ever heard of an honest thief?

[Besides Locke.]
edgar_roni: (sideglance)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
I did not mean to imply that you ever made such a claim. I was simply pointing out that my status -- which I was born into -- has no bearing on what I feel towards you, in spite of your chosen profession.

[Pssh, Locke is in denial.]

But believe what you like.
ethereal_earth: (I wanna be with you)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Terra shyly holds up her '10' scorecard.]

You... You're very handsome.
edgar_roni: (young king)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Terra, dear, that's --

[He stops himself short. A million things can go wrong and, really, who is he to say anything about it at this point?]

...an excellent and precise score.
ethereal_earth: (Help heal my heartache)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
You think so too? I'm surprised.
edgar_roni: (I can't...)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The icon and keywords, Terra.]

Yes. Faris is, ah, a special case.
Edited 2012-08-07 08:39 (UTC)
ethereal_earth: (Told myself for a long time)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm happy to see that you can also find men attractive, Edgar.

[She means that sincerely, too. And it doesn't even occur to her that this might be weird, or an odd thing to say.]
ethereal_earth: (Told myself so many times)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes. I thought you only found women as beautiful, but it's good to know that you aren't biased.
edgar_roni: (frustrated)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-08-07 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Again, he won't say anything. He'll just keep quiet.]

Right...
ethereal_earth: (Just say goodbye)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
...Is something wrong?
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, cute.]

Why thank you, Miss
Edited 2012-08-07 08:29 (UTC)
ethereal_earth: (Put aside)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome!

I can't be the only one that thinks so...
andrarrrgynous: (Default)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about me. I already got a ten from you, that'll do me.
ethereal_earth: (I'd do anything at all)

[personal profile] ethereal_earth 2012-08-07 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ghjefheqwej Faris stop you're making Terra's heart flutter.]

O-oh! But you deserve far more praise. I can't be the only person that thinks you're handsome!
okei: Thank you, Kalina! ([por] what?)

LOL IDEK

[personal profile] okei 2012-08-07 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uh.

[What are these feels. This is a guy.

Right?]


I think -- I think I'll pass.
andrarrrgynous: (Get that outta my face)

fffff

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rude.]

You pass? Just what's that supposed t' mean?
okei: Thank you, Kalina! ([por] hang dog)

[personal profile] okei 2012-08-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't give a score. You, uh, have an unusual look about you. It wouldn't be fair...
andrarrrgynous: (: |)

[personal profile] andrarrrgynous 2012-08-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Who're you callin' unusual?

[She's not sure whether to be offended or not.]

Just pick a number, it's not that hard.
wellbangokay: (I'll be going now)

John Shepard | Mass Effect 1-3

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)


[Wait. How did he get here? And how did this pic get here what the]
cantacquityou: (Mega-WTF)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS JUDGE IS AS ANONYMOUS AS POSSIBLE.

But 9.]
wellbangokay: (pic#4433083)

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. [That's nice of them. It'd be even better if he knew who it was but still-]

Thanks.
dont_touchmyshit: (that's funny)

Re: John Shepard | Mass Effect 1-3

[personal profile] dont_touchmyshit 2012-08-08 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
8.

[She's trying not to smirk.]
Edited 2012-08-08 01:04 (UTC)
wellbangokay: (I'M KIDDING)

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-08 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Juuuust 8, Aria?]

That's awfully generous of you.
dont_touchmyshit: (tell me another one -eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] dont_touchmyshit 2012-08-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, might be able to push it to an 8.5 if you lose the jacket. Just saying.]

I have my moments, what can I say? Nice tattoos.
wellbangokay: (pic#4433083)

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-08 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[But it's a nice jacket...]

Thanks. Still can't remember when this was taken though. [That tattoo on the right totally does not say "Mark". It says...idek Shepard or something.]
dont_touchmyshit: (crossed arms)

[personal profile] dont_touchmyshit 2012-08-08 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is, but it's obstructing a better view.]

Need to have your name grafted onto you in case you forget, Shepard? And here I thought you wouldn't be the kind for modeling.
wellbangokay: (Load up your battle tits)

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-10 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
First year in the military. [He gestures at said tattoo.] I was being indecisive- but at least it's a name I can remember.

I'm not. [Seriously, where did this image come from?] Unless Cerberus was doing something else with my body before I woke up.
dont_touchmyshit: (that's funny)

[personal profile] dont_touchmyshit 2012-08-10 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully you can remember your own name with all the blows you've likely taken to your head.

[She doesn't know either but it's stupidly amusing as an image.] Perhaps, I wouldn't put it past them. Maybe you have a new career ahead of you if you ever drop the military.
wellbangokay: (Garrus's rectum)

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-11 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Dryly, yet amused:] Thanks for your concern.

I doubt it. I don't find standing in front of cameras flashing at me all day appealing at all.
dont_touchmyshit: (tell me another one -eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] dont_touchmyshit 2012-08-11 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Anytime. [You get a smirk.]

And here I thought the saviour of the galaxy wouldn't mind a little more publicity. Guess I had you wrong then, Shepard.
wellbangokay: wigglewiggleicons (Sir butt pirate)

[personal profile] wellbangokay 2012-08-11 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
The paparazzi and I don't always see eye to eye. [He doesn't really appreciate public slander either.]
dont_touchmyshit: (aria-neutral)

[personal profile] dont_touchmyshit 2012-08-12 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose not, but the paparazzi aren't really the same as modeling photographers. At least one tends to have a soul.
firsttofreedom: (Grin)

Isaac Lahey || Teen Wolf

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
title or description
xdaddy: (all the way inside)

[personal profile] xdaddy 2012-08-07 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Indignities of actually judging at a pageant (of all things) aside, have a 9. The leather jacket is a nice touch. ]
firsttofreedom: (Cocky)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Isaac shrugs, just one shoulder lifting lazily, and there's a smirk firmly planted on his face. "I can live with a nine."
xdaddy: (wipe the smile from off your face)

[personal profile] xdaddy 2012-08-07 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I gathered.

[ His response is equally lazy, although quite dry. He's heard rumors about this boy. Wolf-whispers, an induced mutation influenced by lunar cycles and previously unheard of; and he's curious. ]

I cannot imagine a point either way would damage your self-esteem very much.
firsttofreedom: (Smirk)

[personal profile] firsttofreedom 2012-08-07 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Personally, I think the whole point system is a waste of time, but I was curious." And the guy had a point. Isaac didn't care too much about the difference between a nine or a ten.

It wasn't a zero at least.
Edited 2012-08-07 13:39 (UTC)
okei: Thank you, Kalina! ([por] smirk)

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[personal profile] okei 2012-08-07 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
cape_and_wizard_hat: (Bragging)

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-08-07 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
nuns4money: (...well fuck me)

6... or something like that.

[personal profile] nuns4money 2012-08-07 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You look nice... for a horse.
cape_and_wizard_hat: (Bragging)

[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-08-07 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Trixie thanks you for your praise.

[She takes a haughty bow.]
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[No scorecard, just snarky!Phoenix.]

And who did you you insult to get that dress?
cape_and_wizard_hat: (Angry)

[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-08-07 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You offend The Great and Powerful Trixie with that notion!
cape_and_wizard_hat: (Angry)

I'm loving this.

[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-08-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Trixie did no such thing! There's a thing called a boutique from which she purchased this dress!
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

I just like playing shade-throwing Phoenix. XD

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I need evidence. Any receipts?
cape_and_wizard_hat: (Disappointed)

[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat 2012-08-07 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The Great and Powerful Trixie requires for her to hear you sincerely apologize for your vile transgressions before she has anything more to do with you.
itachi_san: (happy)

[personal profile] itachi_san 2012-08-07 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)


(And if sexiness fails, eye contact with judges is sure to bring results. Sometimes, it's good to have sharingan.)
redhairedknight: (is that a challenge?)

[personal profile] redhairedknight 2012-08-07 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)


(Sure, she could go with the seduction armour, but that seems a little overkill (and possibly not work-safe))
fortuity: (♦ stairs are leaning dusk 'til dawn)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
10!

[Erza gets top scores!]
thiscloakisgreen: (Default)

Because

[personal profile] thiscloakisgreen 2012-08-07 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whilst writing his score down.]

I daresay her outfit shows much elegance, practice, and most of all, the true visage of Erza Scarlett.

[Scorecard shows a ten out of ten.]

You should take notes, Ms. Heartfilia, rather than dress in the same loathsome manner as a party animal on holiday.
fortuity: (pic#4187335)

LMAO

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That was just one time!

[What a jerk! Why does everyone have to make fun of her!?]

Besides, if you really knew how to compliment women, you'd know that the outfit has nothing to do with it! Erza gets full marks because she's beautiful regardless; she could be wearing a sack and it wouldn't matter. Maybe you're the one who should be taking notes.

[Oh ho ho, Lucy's logic cannot be defeated.]
thiscloakisgreen: (battle)

[personal profile] thiscloakisgreen 2012-08-07 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you insulting me, mage? [His eyes light up with lightning...actual, magical lightning.] You dare...insult Victor von Doom, the King of Latveria?

[it begins thunderstorming outside.]
fortuity: (pic#4187159)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[King of what? What's with this weirdo, getting so heated over nothing!?]

I'm the one who should be saying that! I just told the truth!
Edited 2012-08-07 18:38 (UTC)
thiscloakisgreen: (close up)

[personal profile] thiscloakisgreen 2012-08-07 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not try my patience, young lady. [This close to him, Lucy can see his eyes glowing a color eyes really shouldn't be glowing.] I wished not to stoop to your level, but you have forced my hand.

[His hand raises up in a threatening sort of manner and glows green...for about two seconds. A large mirror suddenly appears in it and he holds it to her.]

The way you wear your hair...is quite dreadful. In comparison to all of the elegant, graceful ways everyone else is wearing theirs.
fortuity: (pic#4187180)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[What!? Lucy starts to back away, half afraid she's going to be attacked in the middle of an amateur beauty pageant, and then--

--there's a mirror?]


What's wrong with my hair...
thiscloakisgreen: (animeish)

[personal profile] thiscloakisgreen 2012-08-07 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You're wearing it all wrong. How is it you expected to compete with it in such disarray? The very thought poisons my very being with anger directed at your utter ignorance. What is it with teenagers these days wearing their hair off in such a way as to say "I am merely a lower class girl, please ignore me!"
fortuity: (pic#)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Disarray? Ignorance? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Lucy doesn't even know where to start to try and form an argument.]

How is it wrong? It's just my hair!

[Self-consciously, she brings her hands to her head. If she was seriously trying to compete, she knew plenty of styles that would probably do the trick...]

What are you supposed to be, a hair dresser!?
thiscloakisgreen: (doom)

[personal profile] thiscloakisgreen 2012-08-07 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I have robots do that for me.

[Perfectly on cue, a large, vaguely humanoid robot appears just behind the Doctor, hands having turned into very sharp, bladed instruments clearly designed for anything but cutting hair.]

It's a delicate procedure. Would you like a trial version?
fortuity: (pic#4125527)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH GOD, BLOODSHED AT A BEAUTY PAGEANT.]

No! Definitely not!
thiscloakisgreen: (side looking)

[personal profile] thiscloakisgreen 2012-08-07 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself.

[It goes away.]
fortuity: (pic#4125527)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
And don't you dare bring that thing back!
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (me) (Standard Face)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I find such frivolities to be utter rubbish.

[Though he holds up a 10.]
teenagebadboy: (What?)

Aaron Livesy | Emmerdale

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-07 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Fancy, (c) ITV Studios and Danny Miller himself.

[Yep, the facial expression is pretty much his reaction to the whole thing... The Mun tried to convince him to have a shirtless more sexy look.]
Edited 2012-08-07 13:20 (UTC)
fortuity: (♦ when do we ever really get it right?)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... 7.5, that's my score! Subject to improve if you smile more!
fortuity: (♦ a collection of our lives)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! [What a funny smile! But it's a cute try.] Okay, I'm bumping you up to a 9! One point for the smile and a .5 for the effort!
teenagebadboy: (What?)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What's so funny?
Edited 2012-08-07 22:07 (UTC)
fortuity: (pic#4125557)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing! I was just thinking you have a cute smile!
teenagebadboy: (What?)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And you think that's funny? [Puzzled Aaron is puzzled]
fortuity: (pic#4187421)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Because pretending to be contestants and judges is fun! It's a compliment, don't worry.
fortuity: (pic#4125555)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, aren't you having fun? Look, you already got a really high score! That's great, right?
teenagebadboy: (Neutral/Unsure)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-07 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah it is. Don't know why I scored that high but... eh whatever.
fortuity: (♦ in your gifted hands)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's because of Lucy Heartfilia's Fantastic Scoring Guide! Be happy! If you get a lower score, it doesn't hold a candle to mine, so there.
teenagebadboy: (At the pub with Jackson)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-07 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehrm alright. Thanks then, I suppose.
fortuity: (pic#4125557)

[personal profile] fortuity 2012-08-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very welcome.

[Lucy is pleased with herself, yes indeed.]
odinsscion: (Amused)

[personal profile] odinsscion 2012-08-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I would say 8.5 perhaps a 9 if you let your hair grow a little.
teenagebadboy: (Yeah)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-08 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
I like my hair as it is.
odinsscion: (Playful)

[personal profile] odinsscion 2012-08-08 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh its a nice look on you its just I like to have something I ran run my fingers through.
teenagebadboy: (What?)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-09 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Mebbe you ought to get yourself a girlfriend then. They often got lots of hair.
odinsscion: (Playful)

[personal profile] odinsscion 2012-08-10 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, to the disappointment of the fairer sex my feelings for them are strictly platonic.
teenagebadboy: (Neutral/Unsure)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-10 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're like me then? Being... that.
odinsscion: (Upset)

[personal profile] odinsscion 2012-08-10 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And what exactly would that be? We have several things in common with each other.
teenagebadboy: (Yeah)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-10 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You know... being gay.
odinsscion: (Afterglow)

[personal profile] odinsscion 2012-08-11 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
There now that wasn't so hard to say was it, and yes I'm quite gay.
teenagebadboy: (Neutral/Unsure)

[personal profile] teenagebadboy 2012-08-11 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't been out that long... it's still a bit hard.
scalpedsociety: (nervy)

Aramat Drawdes|Alabaster

[personal profile] scalpedsociety 2012-08-07 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
123-04

[Modern clothing cause the typist does what she wants.]

whutobjection: (aw shucks)

Phoenix Wright|Ace Attorney

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
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cantacquityou: (My teacup brings all the lawyers to the)

Pfft.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
2.

Could you not choose a photograph with a little less blood?
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry... this was the only picture of me I had. [That made him look hot as hell.]
cantacquityou: (Impatience)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it? Well, this one was making its rounds about the prosecutor's office.
whutobjection: (wtf man?)

omg where did you get that pic from? (needs more shirtless Feenie in her life)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sees it, goes into this face on the icon.]

...I don't have tattoos...
cantacquityou: (Fuck your theory)

Edgeworth's personal colle--I mean, I don't remember. But there's plenty.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...Could be airbrushed.
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

is totally saving that pic

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I see that. But why would anyone forge shirtless pictures of me? Why do you have them? Are you trying to blackmail me?
cantacquityou: (Who committed the crime of flatulence?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[Without hesitation, of course.]
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you? Is there anything you could want from me?
cantacquityou: (???)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[...Maybe the snark is a little too straight-faced.]





...'Peace and quiet' might be nice.
whutobjection: (hmmm...)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Peace and Quiet? [Is a bit confused...]
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The concept escapes you, doesn't it?
whutobjection: (hmmm...)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't live near each other. And I'm not a stalker. [In his head.]
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Shrug 2.0)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...thanks to the Restraining Order...
whutobjection: (wtf man?)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Restaining Order? When did that happen?
whutobjection: (SRS thinking)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I thought I didn't bother you. [It actually hurts him quite a bit.]
whutobjection: (*blush*)

this is getting so shippy it's ridiculous...

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It was? [Poor sometimes dull Feenie.]
cantacquityou: (Are you threatening me?)

It's just the natural ebb and flow of their 'friendship,' it is.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What perturbs me is that you thought I was serious.
whutobjection: (*blush*)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[May look away...]

I'm sorry...
cantacquityou: (Are you dont yet?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...



Is there something wrong? You seem oddly subdued today.
whutobjection: (*blush*)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[May be hiding away because he has a noticeable blush on his face, and he doesn't quite know why.]

It's nothing...
cantacquityou: (Impatience)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wright. Look at me.
whutobjection: (SRS thinking)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[Now he's just being childish.]
cantacquityou: (Time to SRS)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He raises a brow.]

...Wright.
whutobjection: (*blush*)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sighs and turns around, letting Edgeworth see his hot pink face.]

...I have a fever. [For Edgeworth of course.]
cantacquityou: (Mendokusaina)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
All of a sudden? Either way, that is hardly a matter to conceal from me.
whutobjection: (*blush*)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. It makes me look strange sometimes.
cantacquityou: (Impatience)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Wright.


...There has been something I have been meaning to tell you for quite some time...
whutobjection: (*blush*)

...and now several muses in my head are yelling 'just make out!' XD

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Manages to blush even darker. Is he?]

What could it be?
whutobjection: (*blush*)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now his heart is beating, beating, beating... but he comes closer.]

Yes?
cantacquityou: (how can i gay up my office today)

The moment of moments! XD

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[He draws him in by his necktie...]


Your tie is crooked.


[...and fixes it.]
whutobjection: (*blush*)

now the audience in headspace is pissed at you. XD

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He feels his body tense at suddenly being pulled by his necktie.]

Edgeworth, I-. [He then sees him fixing his tie.]

Oh. [Is actually quite relieved.]
cantacquityou: (Objectionable!)

Trust me, Edgeworth's pissed at himself. Pfft.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go. [Still holding on to the bottom of the tie, no big deal.]
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

maybe if Phoenix took the lead. but mine isn't the type.

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Notices it.]

Can you let go?
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Unease)

By Gosh he will learn one day, lolol

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[He does so.]

Ahem...I beg your pardon.
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

he has to if he wants to get anywhere with Edgey.

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's alright...
cantacquityou: (The Itis)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[He promptly falls into an awkward silence.]
whutobjection: (wtf man?)

btw, I love your Edgeworth. reminds me how bad I am as a Phoenix player.

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[May sigh a bit.]

I'll be going now...
cantacquityou: Samuraiprosecutor (I don't get it)

Why, thank you. Your Phoenix isn't bad, either! =D

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not his most noteworthy response. Not at all.]

Huh?
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

I play him slightly more outwardly snarky than canon it just works for me.

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm leaving... [May get his jacket.]

Unless you want to come with me. [Reeeeaaal smooth Phoenix.]
cantacquityou: By IchibanDasai (Uncertain)

Snarky = Awesome in my book. /o/

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[His brows raise incredulously.]

Come... with you?


[BEING SOCIABLE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.]
Edited 2012-08-07 21:48 (UTC)
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

I play him somewhat after T&T. (In that lovely AU where he never lost his badge.) maturity=snark

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I'm running errands. If you're not busy you could tag along... [And be TOTALLY GAY together.]
cantacquityou: (For me? Oh really?)

Same here.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If I am not busy..? When am I never bu-- Wait, even if I were not busy, how do you propose I 'tag along'? Do you intend to place me in the basket of your bicycle?
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm taking cabs. And don't insult my bike, it keeps me in shape.

cantacquityou: Made by idgiebay for samuraiprosecutor (Ah yes...that was quite nice.)

/read that as, "I'm taking crabs."

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he has noticed.]

Cabs. Wright, are you ever going to get a license?
whutobjection: (wtf man?)

LOL

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
When I have the time... and don't get so nervous behind the wheel.
cantacquityou: (Shrug)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You are oftentimes nervous behind the defense bench but that hasn't stopped you from getting a badge.
whutobjection: (wtf man?)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes but cars cost money.
cantacquityou: (Here's where you fail.)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You should still learn. Who knows? Perhaps a wealthy client may gift you a car in the future.
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I highly doubt that. [Don't you know the AA universe loves to kick Phoenix in the face nearly all the time?]
cantacquityou: (Shyeah)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever happened to your irritating optimism?
whutobjection: (snarky feenie alert)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Even I know it's annoying some of the time...
cantacquityou: (Eureka)

/Missions to change you from 'halfway-' to 'Fully-serious' :/

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd teach you, but [I have to charge] no one drives my car but I, let alone novices.
whutobjection: (hmmm...)

you're a die hard shipper aren't you?

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Understandably.
cantacquityou: (I'll just stare at this wall and blush)

Erm. Depends on how that's defined. o_o

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you need to run some errands, I--

[he then spots a random, large brown envelope at the corner of his desk that he hadn't noticed before. It's marked, "Miles Edgeworth: BP" (Which stands for 'Beauty Pageant', unbeknownst to him.

He opens the folder and pulls out a document which causes his eyes to widen in horror for all of a split second before depositing the paper back into the envelope and attempting to discreetly hide it under another stack of documents, his face flushed while doing so.]


Anyway, as I was saying...I suppose you can...drop by later, perhaps...
whutobjection: (hmmm...)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Notices that.]

What did you just look at?
cantacquityou: (Dot muffukkin dot dot)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't you have errands to run?

[Is afraid to throw it in the wastebasket fearing Phoenix will grab it up.]
whutobjection: (hmmm...)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
They can wait... [May try to sneak over to that pile where the envelope might be.]
cantacquityou: (how can i gay up my office today)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Places his hand on the top of the pile.]


...
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
... [Looks at the pile then Edgeworth]

I'm curious ok, no offense to you.
cantacquityou: (Are you threatening me?)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If you wish to maintain your sanity, don't be.
whutobjection: (Default)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen worse. Remember Louis Armstrong?
cantacquityou: (???)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...I beg your pardon? [He scratches his head QUICK HE LET GO HERE'S YOUR CHANCE]
whutobjection: (happy)

I meant Jean Armstrong, but I realized it would work better for a distraction. #failing win

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Distraction. He manages to grab the envelope from the pile and quickly opens it. What does he see?]
cantacquityou: (Only squiggles can express my wtf)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[This.

He jumps up in an attempt to chase after Phoenix before realizing that his efforts are already futile. Humiliated, he plops back into the chair.]


whutobjection: (*blush*)

/where/ do keep getting these fanservicey shots?

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[May turn hot pink at the sight of it. After some some more minutes of looking, he carefully puts the photo back in the envelope and gives it back to Edgeworth.]

I see why you wouldn't want this getting out.
cantacquityou: (Ah!)

/Has the ultimate collection on Photobucket.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-07 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minutes. Holy shit.]

Why did you look at it for so long!?
whutobjection: (*blush*)

can you give me the address? *shifty eyes*

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh FUCK, you got him.]

I was so shocked I looked at it longer...
cantacquityou: (Are you threatening me?)

LOL K

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-08 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the look of 'not buying it'.]
whutobjection: (D8)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-08 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Shit, what to do, what to do?! Leave. That's the best option. He may try to walk briskly toward the door, but Edgeworth can stop him and demand answers.]
cantacquityou: (No Finesse whatsoever...)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-08 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't yell, he doesn't answer, but he does call after him...and it is a bit of whimsical tone in his voice as he does so, and in a rather rare manner...]


...Phoenix.
whutobjection: (*blush*)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-08 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He notices that tone... and Edgeworth never uses his first name... what going on? He turns around and looks at him.]
cantacquityou: (Quiet tea break)

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-08 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks down to thumb through his documents, a small smirk hidden under his grey bangs.]





...I'll see you later.
whutobjection: (*blush*)

oooooh. XD

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-08 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Phoenix can't really say much of anything at that. Does he---?]
cantacquityou: (This deserves a frame.)

Indeed. Verily. Ergo.

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-08 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Now it has turned from a smirk to quite the visible smile, though subtle.]

Oh, and do close the door on your way out.
whutobjection: (hmmm...)

we need to do /something/ together soon. (been wanting an edgy to play off of for ages.)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[We do wonder why... He'll walk out arkwardly, closing the door behind him.]
cantacquityou: (This deserves a frame.)

Haha, yeah. You know where to find me now XD~

[personal profile] cantacquityou 2012-08-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that was something. He watches as he closes the door behind him.

Hopefully, that placed a good amount of doubt in Phoenix's mind.


...

...Then he remembers that the horrible, horrible photograph of himself exists, and proceeds to burn it.]
hazakurain: (gardenia [secret love])

[personal profile] hazakurain 2012-08-07 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Making every effort to hide the fact that she's turned disgustingly pink at the sight of this, and failing miserably.

So instead, Iris stares down at the scorecards instead, looking like she really, really wants to use one right about now, but her hands aren't cooperating with what her mind wants to do. Or rather, her mind isn't cooperating with what her hands want to do...]


D-Did something happen before this was taken...?
whutobjection: (aw shucks)

is going to meantion UMVC3...

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[May look a bit bashful...]

Remember that time there was superheroes all over the place and random fights broke out in the streets? That happened.
hazakurain: (lavender [distrust])

lmfao it's totally canon

[personal profile] hazakurain 2012-08-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...It did?

[The only thing she has to go by is whether there was an influx of... superheroes getting hauled into prison at some point, or people who had been beaten up in especially creative ways. Nothing comes to mind, but there's still no disbelief whatsoever for her part.]

I must have missed it. Superheroes, though?! You weren't hurt too badly, were you? What prompted a picture of the aftermath, anyway...?
whutobjection: (wtf man?)

[personal profile] whutobjection 2012-08-07 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luckily Phoenix is canonically hardy.]

Oh it was nothing much, some broken ribs, a concussion or two, psychic burns. And a guy named 'Frank West', another Superhero named Spiderman wanted to take my picture too.
puppet_mistressofhell: (:()

Isolde,Lilith,Rosalie|OC

[personal profile] puppet_mistressofhell 2012-08-07 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Photobucket
daughterofa_phage: (*pondering*)

Mijita Miabi|OC

[personal profile] daughterofa_phage 2012-08-07 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Photobucket

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