The Just Do It Meme (or the Shameless Smut Meme)

[treks]

the JUST DO IT meme

(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.
And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.

Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play smut. Good old Porn Without Plot has a certain appeal, right? Other times, you just want to throw two characters together, but you're worried about how they would actually get to the deed or if they would even do it. Well, this meme takes out all the hassle. Let's indulge in some shameless smut.

HOW IT GOES DOWN:
- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment.
- Others will respond.
- Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to screw the other's brains out.
- There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves. There is no RNG.
- Have fun.

Comments

Jayne Cobb | Firefly | Het

[ruttin]

[codedvixen]

It was in one of the larger spaceport towns on one of the planets on the fringe of the Alliance's border; still privy to the joys of of abundant tech, but not policed as closely, since the border guards were lǎn lǘ gǒu; always willing to look the other way for a little credit or a slip of something they were in the need for.

Sky was enjoying her time away from the core of the Alliance, working on where to set up a new shop for her tinkering. Of course, 'working on it' currently meant 'throwing back a few shots' at one of the small cantinas. Tipping back the last of her fourth, she set it down, looking along the bar as she did, wondering if there was anyone around that would be willing to satisfy another R&R need one tended to itch when they crept from their holes to mingle.

There were a few choices to pick from around the place; a short, stocky blonde with a furrowed scar over his brow, a lean dark-skinned, dark-haired one who'd been nursing a small shotglass and giving her the occasional furtive glance, an older redhead who looked like he tunneled through mountains for a living, or... a dark-haired muscly type who looked like he shot first and asked questions later. She turned on her stool, bracing her elbows back against the bar and wondering who, if anyone, would nibble first.

(translation - 'lazy ass dogs'.)

Tabitha Michaels | OC | OTA

[tabitha_michaels]

[ooc: Prefs over here willing to age up/down if you like. Prefer prose.]

Kate Moreau | White Collar | OPEN

[kate_moreau]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[littleredridingstiles]

sharon carter ( marvel 616 or mcu )

[throtteen]

Jane Foster | mcu | ota

[baddriver]

[conductiveproperties]

[Tony will be the first to admit that he has some absolutely fantastic ideas sometimes. Great ones, the sort of thing that everyone admits that they're impressed by.

Propositioning a god's girlfriend is maybe not the best one he's had all week -- in fact he rather hopes that he's had a lot of ideas that are better than that one -- but it's still something he's going through with. And why not? She's hot -- and smart, and sometimes smart can be really nice -- and he is in the mood to hit on someone. So here he is, see, not the best idea but still an idea that he is the one carrying out.]

How are the stars today?

daenerys targaryen | a song of ice and fire

[unslain]

[ comes also in modern!au flavors]

Shepard | Mass Effect | Het

[paragoning]

tl;dr, science goes wrong next post.

[trustycrowbar]

Look, we can't risk any kind of particle contamination on an isolated ship, especially not one on active military duty. I still think we oughtta dismantle the damn thing! In fact I'm sorry I even gave you guys the idea.

[Being perpetually displaced in space and time means you have to fit in somehow. Gordon found it this time as a topolgical and particle-dynamics tech consultant aboard the Normandy, hoping that THIS time the world won't go to hell around him. (He was thankfully able to contain his this-is-so-cool sci-fi-geek celebrations until he was alone.) But now he had a problem in that they were actually trying to USE the tech he'd been offering. On her rounds the Commander will likely find the lean, bearded young man arguing animatedly with one of the Salarians in bioresearch.]

I'm sure you've got plenty of uses for a reproductive suppression field, but nothing good ever came out of using hormone synthesis jammers to quash sex drive. Besides, what if this thing backfires? There's literally nowhere to go on this ship! Every one of us would be hit with an overwhelming urge to grab the person next to 'em and--

[Only when he turns to indicate does he come face-to-face with Shepard.] Ggk--ah... Commander. [He straightens and fidgets with his glasses by way of a greeting. Good god, of all people to be standing there, it had to be simultaneously the most beautiful woman on this ship AND the one with supreme authority to throw his ass off it if he said so.]

I was just, uh... explaining to your biology team here how much of a bad idea it is that they're planning to test this suppression device while we're offshore.

nike crawford-marine ♫ original character ♫ f/m

[nottheshoe]

Poison Ivy | DC Comics (pre-reboot) | OTA

[gothamgaia]

Skylar Jordan | OC | Het

[codedvixen]

gwen stacy ° the amazing spider-man

[introuble]

raven darkholme ° xfc

[darkholme]

Sadaharu Iwao | Power Play | M/F

[very_much_an_otaku]

Hope a monster girl is okay?

[sexy_spinnerets]

Sadaharu's luck with getting into very strange situations never did cease to fail him it seemed. He would be the first to wake up and he would find himself being snuggled into by a cute girl or so it would seem until he actually looked at her multiple eyes or the fact that most of her lower body, save for the area around her reproductive organs belonged to a giant spider rather than a girl.

thor | marvel cinematic | het

[ex_asguardian13]

Re: thor | marvel cinematic | het

[battlemaiden]

The spar had been a good idea she admitted, as Thor had found her in a bad mood and had offered to cheer her up. He hadn't used Mjolnir of course, for that would be cheating, and there was no defeating the God of Thunder with his hammer in hand.

And so they'd sparred with swords, which put them more on an even keel. Asgardian endurance being what it was, they'd gone on for hours - and both of them had begun to feel the heat from their efforts. Sif had stripped down to her short kilt and bodice, Thor freed of their shirt.

Even Sif could get weary of being so close to him - at times even pressing flesh, without doing something about it. And so Sif did as suited her when she felt the need to take initiative; during a locking of their blades which pressed them together yet again in an attempt to overpower their opponent, she used the opportunity to kiss him.

janet van dyne ( marvel ) ( f/m )

[anywherebut]

Eames | Inception | OTA

[notjustathief]

Miranda Tate | The Dark Knight Rises | OTA

[no_ordinary_citizen]

I-No | Guilty Gear | OTA

[gstringwitch]

Scott McCall | Teen Wolf (locked to Braces)

[wolfteen]

hello there B)

[braces]

Allison's used to stealing moments alone with Scott at every turn she gets. Ever since her entire family had learned his secret she'd been told to keep away from him. Allison wasn't so good at listening to instructions sometimes. She was so used to being the good child, all she wanted was this one thing. She didn't really want to let it go.

Tonight's meeting place was the forest. It was later than normal, but she didn't really mind the darkness. She just stood out in the middle of the trees, looking out for Scott as much as she could.

He'd show up.

He always did.

Sam | Garden State

[epileptic]

Amy Pond | Doctor Who

[waitedlongenough]

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ Het pref but open. :)

[infinite1ups]

Spock || Star Trek XI || ota

[spockish]

[OOC: Kinks are here. Go crazy.]

[blindingtrust]

It's a Federation diplomatic function. The Enterprise was involved and Starfleet had sent along a very dour-acting and serious human diplomat who could nearly match Vulcans when it came to logic. That was at least at the negotiation table.

Outside? Well she has a slightly interested smile as a local and very prominent tells her all kinds of tales about the things he deals in. He is trying to ply her with the local wine to get her more interested in his business but she hasn't taken more than a polite sip.

As the conversation moves forward she finds herself becoming less and less interested discovering this man is only interested in business and she wasn't. She happens to catch sight of Spock and manages to smoothly extract herself with a slight smile.

"Excuse me," she mutters politely then moves to join Spock. "Mister Spock."

She nods her head formally. "How are you finding this evening?"

chloe cunningham ⋆ dating rules from my future self

[relationshipy]