Actually, don't jam it in.

[knitsock]

Non-Penetrative Sex Meme!

There’s plenty of sex that involves orifices, but this isn’t a meme for that kind of sex. This is the meme for handjobs, footjobs, hotdogging, and anything else your heart desires. HOW TO PLAY: -Comment with your characters with preferences and a little information. -Reply to other characters -Use the RNG to roll or pick a prompt. WHY 1. No contraception You forgot to take your pill, you left your condoms at home, someone’s allergic to latex, it doesn’t matter. You have to improvise, and would prefer not to use mouths. 2. Best kind of sex You really have a thing for outersex, no questions asked. 3. Need for speed Intercourse and the subsequent cleanup will take too long. Just be careful not to get anything on clothes! 4. Exploration This time you have a lot of time to set aside for some experimentation. 5. Tortuous Have someone at your mercy? Know that outersex isn’t someone’s favorite outlet for relief? This one’s for you. HOW 1. Hands Old fashioned, but hands are great. Nimble, sensitive and all around good for hitting the right spots. 2. Breasts Yeah, there was a whole meme about it already, but this is just one of many options--and you don’t even have to put a penis or strapon between them this time! 3. Thighs Just like the ancient greeks--you apply lube between the thighs, tighten up and get ready to have fun. 4. Butt Hotdogging for everyone! Penis and strapons go between the butt cheeks. Sorta similar to thighs, but different stimulation for the receiving partner. 5. Feet If your feet are nimble enough for this, go ahead! Just be careful not to slip or kick anyone. 6. Frottage Rub your penises together and enjoy yourselves! 7. Mutual masturbation Don’t even touch each other, just watch. Learn some new techniques. 8. Tribadism It has its critics, but you like it, thank you very much. 9. Humping Do you just like to hump thighs or something? This is your prompt. 10. Dry humping Clothes on! Don’t get rug burn. 11. Anything I haven’t covered? Want to mix and match? Re-roll? Here you are! ( written by based 2tailedbakeneko, the real mvp. )!

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Kyle Rayner | DCU | M/M

[artesania]

Rin Tezuka | Katawa Shoujo | OTA

[sleeveknots]

Saizo | Fire Emblem Fates/IF | ota, m/m preference

[hatessweets]

[All prompts are fine. how-8 doesn't really apply, however.]

Oscar | Lupin The 3rd | OTA

[riveres]

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA

[scalpedsociety]

Aric Dominija [Death] | The Arcana Chronicles

[deathstouch]

[Dry humping is probably the best option as he generally can't make skin to skin contact without killing the recipient of his touch.]

Eda | Black Lagoon | OTA

[nuns4money]

Jackson Deveaux | The Arcana Chronicles

[deveaux]

Eugene Sledge | The Pacific

[dungarees]

7

[orthodontia]

[Anyone in K Company could've told you that it was rare for Snafu or Sledge to run across one another when they weren't expecting it, mostly because it was even more rare for them to be apart. The two men tended to be attached at the hip, and in the days after the Japanese surrender but before transport to China for their extra six months of cleanup duty, things were quiet enough that this was more the case than ever.

People were restless and tense about the end of the war not meaning the end of their time in Asia, though, and Snafu was among them. Despite him being the one who had stuck to Sledge's side so closely almost since the younger man had arrived in Pavuvu, he now found himself slipping away for walks on his own, trying to put together his thoughts about what would happen after China without Sledge's constant presence to sway him in an unrealistic direction.

It was after one of these walks that he came into their tent just as the sun began to set and found Sledge on his cot, one hand buried deep in his dungarees, head thrown back as he tried to muffle sounds of pleasure by holding his bottom lip between his teeth. A burst of heat jolted right up his spine and spread through his body so fast that he actually shuddered, but he was quick to pull himself together and clear his throat loudly.]

Well, well. [There was a definite heat in Snafu's voice, but other than that, his drawl was as syrupy slow as ever.] Didn't know there was a show tonight. Don't stop on my account, just lemme pull up a seat.

Trenton | MR ROBOT | F/F

[inshallah]

[sleeveknots]

[Any preferences for prompt?]

Kenny | The War At Home | m/m

[rainbowflavored]

Elliot Alderson | MR ROBOT

[viewsource]

BARRY ALLEN | THE FLASH | OTA

[gottagoflashfast]

:D

[heartscold]

nico di angelo ▪ heroes of olympus ▪ m/m

[deathkid]

[ also available in aged up flavor. ]

bucky barnes, mcu.

[uxo]

[ castmates only, plz & thank. m/f or m/m.

bonus points for natasha w/ an aversion to penetration ... or awkward virgin steve. i am unrepentant trash, ok? ]

[outstandingbalance]

[Any particular thoughts/hopes & dreams for a penetration averse Natasha?]

Kagami Taiga | KnB | OTA

[jordans]

[Everything is awesome, especially 3, 4, and 6.]

Rey | SW: TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

D.Va | Overwatch | OTA

[nerfthis]

[ 1/2/3/5, and then everything but 6. ]

[stratocasting]

[These two would make one hell of a power couple. Any preferences?]

Vrenille | Guild Wars 2 | m/m

[cryfrustration]

[Info/prefs in journal.]

Why? Taylor is always asking himself that--probably 4. How? Well, how about we start with 6

[disinters]

"I don't know about this,"

That is probably Taylor's most uttered phrase when with Vrenille, sometimes with his face hidden behind his hands. This is not how a self-respecting (Ha!) professor should be acting in his thirties. But then again, he didn't care to guess how many self-respecting professors in their thirties found themselves in bed with a male sex worker on a semi-regular basis.

It really is a habit now. Well, a sort of habit. A regular thing. It happens sometimes. Okay, it happens often, but not the same day. But often the same time. It's regular-ish. Once every couple of weeks or so. Sometimes a bit more. He'd probably like it to be a bit less, but that wasn't the case.

No, this night--like many others before--in a bed with Vrenille. At least this time Taylor has gotten his shirt off and has the other man balanced over his hips with his hands resting on each of Vrenille's sides. Despite saying 'I don't know about this,' it's not enough to stop him from rolling his hips up to grind against the other man, who has done an frustratingly excellent job of turning Taylor on. In act, the upward roll of his hips to rub the underside of his cock against Vrenille's also draws a low part-moan, part-whine from him which he quickly tries to quiet beneath his hand. If he could hide his entire face behind both hands right now, he would. Oh, he absolutely would.

Davy Jones ♆ OC ♆ OTA

[dweomer]

Matsuoka Rin ⪢ Free! ⪢ m/m

[carcharhinidae]

[ No 5, but everything else is so very okay. Cross canon and cross medium super welcome too. Bless this meme :') ]

Aurus | Guild Wars 2 | m/m

[entheogens]

[Info/prefs in journal.]

raven ( teen titans ) ota

[mantras]

( ...yeeees. this meme is 10/10. )

[2tailedbakeneko]

[How do you feel about breast worship and hands while exploring? Yugito could be the super experienced partner taking the lead, or Raven could--however you want to spin it!]

usagi tsukino ( sailor moon ) f/m

[tiare]

Scarecrow | Batman Arkham Knight | ota

[doctor_terror]