You used to see me with your eyes closed

[asoftermeme]

THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.

Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.

The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.

Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

Elena Fisher | Uncharted | m/f

[storyseeker]

John Winchester | Supernatural | F/M

[failedparenting]

[vexin]

[ up for 3? ]

Kagami Taiga | KnB | OTA

[jordans]

[The worst. Have fun.]

[misdirects]

[ Kagami's always been bad at sleeping before matches, especially the one's against any of the Miracles. Tomorrow, they'll be going against Aomine— Kuroko's sure Kagami will be counting sheep into the thousands.

It's already close to midnight as he dials his light's number, but tonight, he has an idea. ]

Amanda Perry | Stargate Universe | F/M

[miss_brilliant]

Merriell "Snafu" Shelton | The Pacific | OTA

[orthodontia]

[finagle it around however you like to make it work!]

Celeste Blackwell | OC | OTA

[nulliverse]

Big Boss || MGS: PW || ota

[eats_snakes]

Ocelot || MGS V || ota

[gunslinging_wildcat]

Colonel Volgin || MGS 3 || ota

[colonel_thunderbolt]

Bucky Barnes | MCU | OTA

[formerweapon]

Leonardo | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | m/f

[leonardo-leads.insanejournal.com]

[Now here's a use of a Shell Cell that Donatello didn't anticipate. Or maybe he did.

Basically something he'd only do with someone he's already intimate with, so no 3 and 5, and maybe on the 2.]

[righteous_woman]

[ooc: So a mix of 1 and 2 where Deanna's away from New York on a hunt?]

Rin Matsuoka | Free! | OTA

[sharkmaid]

(( ooc: He's more likely to get adventurous with someone he's already intimate with, so 3 and 5 might not work so well unless, you know, he's extremely drunk... which I'm open to trying, of course! So, yeah, all options cool with me. ))

Byakuren Hijiri | Touhou | F/M

[byakuren_hijiri]

[1 and/or 4 really stick out. She could either be rung up by a desperate boyfriend to help him out... or rings him and starts it herself, because she misses spoiling her lover and will at least help him along if she can.]

Up for 4 if that's okay. Figured an AU would be easiest

[divine_streak]

Flynn had been extraordinarily busy as of late. Between living on his own, final exams coming up, entrance exams to the police academy and doing various odd jobs for his neighbours to help scrape by, he hadn't had much time for his girlfriend. He still texted her every day and talked to her in school to let her know how much he missed her, but aside from that he had his free time on lock down.

And so it was on Friday evening while he was babysitting his neighbour's kids while they went out to a movie. He had finally got the kids to settle down and go do their homework when his cellphone rang. Checking the call display, he saw that it was Byakuren. While he normally didn't make a point of making or taking personal calls while working, he seemed to have a free minute and he really did miss his girlfriend.

"Hello," he said after answering it.

magnus bane ; the mortal instruments

[climax]

nico di angelo ▪ heroes of olympus ▪ m/m

[deathkid]

Jessica Drew | Marvel | f/m

[arachnaism]

[ okay only castmates this time around; 3 & 5 will end in humor not the intended sex. ]

Stiles Stilinski - Teen Wolf - M/M

[runningwithwolves]

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percy jackson, HEROES OF OLYMPUS.

[graecus]

adrian ivashkov ( vampire academy / bloodlines )

[nitency]

Rei Hino | Sailor Moon | F/M

[redheels]

[ No 3 or 5. Also, she expects calls of superior quality here. Who do you think she is? ]

Kara Thrace | Battlestar Galactica | OTA

[destinysstepchild]

[frakkincylons]

[ sometime during their "we're not really sure if we're still married" time, probably, who knows, that could be any time, honestly. ]

Is this the part where someone goes "so what're you wearing?" because, gotta be honest, sweetheart, the jock smock I'm in isn't that sexy. [ seriously, it's like being wrapped in a vinyl onesie, he doesn't get how you guys dig this. ]

EOBARD!WELLS | THE FLASH | OTA

[practicerestraint]

Matt Murdock | Daredevil | OTA

[murdocksboy]

[existing CR, assumed CR and misfires all welcome]

now I gotta...

[weekend_avenger]

It's three in the morning, Matty, you were supposed to let this go to voice mail. [There's tipsy sort of slur in there for good measure.]

Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou Stray Dogs | OTA

[minimafia]

Flynn Scifo | Tales of Vesperia | M/F pref

[divine_streak]

[Can be AU'd into someone who lives in a world where phones exist, or can be played straight as someone who is not familiar with phones if you want a laugh.]