I suppose we're wandering slightly off the point of fundraising efficiency. I'll admit that. But there's the tiniest possibility that I may have arranged this particular fundraising method to get what I want.

[This is one of the most self-awarely sardonic things Giorno has ever said. He's dunking on himself, so somebody ought to call the paper, probably.]

If I don't come out of this with at least an equal number of very-important-people kisses as general-population kisses, it's not really a success in my book.