Very true, and this apple's not payment for a kiss; it's payment for not screaming about me popping in here. [ Seth innocently takes another bite of his apple, not lowering the one he's offering to Lydia. He can be persistent when he wants to be, and honestly, this is one of the more interesting turns about the fair. ]

But I can pay for a kiss? Or more than one if you have a quota? Is that how these things work?