"Well, let me consult my list," Clarice answered smoothly as she picked out a piece of paper that had something else written on it. "For an extra ten dollars, you'd be able to kiss one additional body part of your choice. For twenty, you can kiss two of my body parts. Three for thirty, and so on."

She paused for effect. "And I have to admit I made all that up, so anything extra would actually be entirely optional, and only because you would want to." She couldn't bring herself to continue conning the alien woman. She'd probably have been tossed out of the booth if she'd kept up the pretense.