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Stuffed with Fluff

Fluff Meme

R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~

Scenarios:

1. A little help, please?

A) Lost - You got lost somewhere, like a school or office building or even an unfamiliar city street, and it doesn't look like you can figure out the way back by yourself.

B) Bike/Car Trouble - Your mode of transportation has a flat tire and your cellphone battery is dead while you're in a middle of nowhere.

C) You Shrimp! - You’re just a short fry who can’t even reach the top shelf for an item. Or even if you’re tall enough, you STILL can’t reach it without a second hand. Like maybe, a ball that got stuck on a basketball’s ring.

2. Babysitting/Pet sitting

Your neighbor is going out of town for a few days. They ask you to take care of the pet (or the baby) for the time being. But you don't have to worry! Your neighbor hired someone to help you. You can only hope that person is reliable...

3. Playful Fight - The two of you are having such a nice time together, doing whatever it is you’re up to. Suddenly, one of you just can’t help but start teasing a little. Like maybe pick up the nearest object available and throw it to the other person's face.

A) Food Fight - Didn’t your mom always told you not to play with food?

B) Water Gun/Water Balloon Fight - Well, that’s one way to cool down.

C) Pillow Fight - Grab a pillow or two. It’s game time.

D) Tickle Fight - Who cares about objects! Your true weapon is your god hand!!

4. Hand to Hold - Something terrible just happened. It’s terrible enough to make you cry or flip a table. You don’t want to be alone right now with these feelings.

A) Shoulder to cry on - You’re not done crying and it just hurts to cry on your own hands.

B) Woke up from a bad dream - Did you get rickrolled in your sleep? Did you hear the trololo man’s song within your dreams? Sit up and tell that person to hold you right now!

C) Just had a bad day - Everybody’s against you today. Flop down that couch and start sulking.

5. Stuck/Stranded

A) Stuck in an elevator - You had places to go! People to see! But that can’t happen due a technical difficulty while you were riding the elevator. Fortunately ~~or unfortunately~~ you’re not alone.

B) Stuck due to rain - Just your luck, you forgot your umbrella. Do you wait it out or try to make a run for it?

C) Deserted Island - Due to a miracle, you survived the boat crash and even drifted ashore! Yay! Except... where the hell are you now? And, oh god, is that a dead body next to you? ~~Wait, it moved!~~

6. Sick/Injury

A) Stuck at Home - It’s your fault that you stayed out the rain too long. Or maybe you just overworked yourself too much. Be careful!

B) Infirmary - Looks like you got into a minor accident. Guess it was a good thing that someone was there to help you to the clinic.

C) Hospital - Still waiting on the results for that last medical exam? Maybe you're EXPECTING A BABY. Whatever it is, at least you've got some company to keep your occupied.

7. Confession

A) In Person - Nothing is more sincere than a direct confession!

B) Love Letter - You’re so traditional. Are you going to put heart stickers, too?

C) Phone call/Text/Email/IMs - Ahh, the wonders of technology. You can even say how you feel through emoticons. :D <3

8. Date

A) Dinner - Whether it’s in restaurant or take-out at home, enjoy a meal with that special someone.

B) Movie - Cozy up on the couch watching a DVD or head to the mall to watch latest blockbuster.

C) Picnic - Grab a basket, grab some food, and pray to god that whoever prepared it knows how to cook. Watch out for ants.

9. New Kid On The Block

You’re new to the neighborhood. Maybe you’re a new student or a newly hired worker. Maybe you even just literally moved in. Either way, you miss your old home and your friends. You’re so lonely. Aww. Don’t worry, maybe fate will be kind to you and reward you with a new friend very soon.

10. A little extra help with work or school

A) Study partner - The exams are coming up! You thought of calling up someone to study with, hoping that it will increase your focus and all those other benefits.

B) Homework pain - You have an extremely difficult homework. You’re at the point where you want to throw it out the window.

C) Overtime at work - It’s shit-o-clock. You’ll never finish these on time. You might as well pull off an overnight at the office, unless a kind soul decides to assist you with work.

11. Hanging Out

A) Shopping - Maybe your ~~victim~~ date doesn't mind shopping with you. Maybe they did. Well, they're here now and they're not getting away from you that easily!

B) At a coffee shop - Maybe it's your first date and the two of you are testing the waters, maybe you bumped into each other. Whatever the reason was, there's nothing like two people just talking over a cup of coffee.

C) At a playground - Nothing wrong with reliving your childhood here. Last one to the swings is a rotten egg!

12. Somebody Save Me!

A) Drowning - Wow, you didn’t even bother checking if your life ring had enough air in it?

B) FIRE! - Good job. You burnt your kitchen and now there’s a forest fire in there.

C) Defending your honor - How dare you forget your rape whistle at home! Maybe screaming will send someone to your aid! KYAAA~

13. Couldn't Make It To Bed

A) Drunk passed out - Looks like you had too much to drink. Think you can still make it to bed by yourself?

B) Slept on the Couch - You’re ridiculously tired and that short nap on the couch became longer than you planned.

C) Fell asleep in the car - Not exactly the ideal place to fall asleep in (carbon monoxide poisoning and all). Luckily, someone’s coming to your rescue.

14. Outdoorsy stuff

A) Stargazing - Maybe you two just enjoy the sight of the sea of stars. Maybe either of you believe in the legend of the wishing star. Either way, the evening sky is shining down for the two of you.

B) Camping - Screw the city! Nature is truly the best! Grab your partner ~~or be dragged off by them~~ and explore to your heart’s content. Watch out for snakes or bears.

C) Field Trip - It’s a class field trip or a work’s group outing! What will you do? Explore every nook of the location you’re in? Stay in your room and play board games? Sneak out each other’s rooms to meet up tonight?

15. Wild card - Roll again, pick anything you’d like, or create your own scene.

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Yeah. Seems to be a small island, though, but maybe there's something manmade. [He shrugs.] I'm...just going to check the shores, if there's anything there...

I could come with you. In case we do find anything. [He guesses they could keep communicating through the helmets, but he doesn't really want to leave Lance alone.]

Fine. [His own helmet is sitting by Blue, anyway.] I want to, erm, explore a bit.

Not like there's anything else to do. [He'll let Lance pick the direction, he guesses, since he hasn't seen anything in particular that he thought he should look into.]

[It might be just because he wants to walk on the beach. It's been a while since he's been able to properly do so on, well, anywhere.

Lance pauses before starting to strip himself of his armor.]

It's hot.

[And he wants to feel the sand against his feet.]

It's not that bad.

[Says the guy who lived in a desert for a year. He doesn't like the idea of leaving the armor behind right now, paranoia pushing at the edges of his mind: what if someone was messing with their Lions on purpose, what if this was a trap, what if Lance would be walking into it without any protection.] - You should keep that on.

It's fine. You worry too much. What if I have to go into the water to check if there's anything there, hmmmm? I'd sink like a stone!

[Flimsy excuse, but he doesn't care, stripping down to his boxers.]

[Flatly:] Then you could take it off before going into the water. [Okay, so - largely-naked soulmate. That's apparently happening now.

It doesn't really make him less concerned.]

Too late. Whoops. [He waves his hand dismissively before taking a few steps into the water. It's blissfully cool against his feet and ankles.

Honestly, it's only a matter of time before he dives right in.]

[Why do you hate his peace of mind?] If something tries to eat you, I'm not rescuing you. [Yes, he is.]

[He loves you, Keith, really.]

You totally would. Stop lying to me. [He shoots him a grin before walking further into the water up to his waist. Yeah, so much for exploring the shores.]

This isn't what I meant when I said we should look around! [As tempting as giving up and just enjoying having Wet, Scantily-Clad Soulmate (TM) in the vicinity, he also really, really wants them to not be the two idiots who die at the beginning of the space horror movie when their ~~car~~ Lions break down.]

[It kind of is a horror movie in the making, isn't it? Well. The monster won't pop out until the two of them start having sex, at least.

Which Lance would be totally for except he'd rather their first time not involve getting sand in places he never wants to get sand in.]

Dude, you have to join me. The water feels so good.

[He'd be lying if he said it wasn't at least a little tempting, but:] Fine, I'll look around the island while you play in the water.

[He turns to face Keith and frowns, splashing at him.]

Aw, come on! Please? Pretty please?

That can wait until after.

[Safety first, Lance, c'mon.]

Fine. Go look around. But I'm going to look around here under the water and you are going to join me when you're done.

[Hmph.]

[Fine. He still doesn't like the idea of leaving Lance on his own, but apparently that's the only option.

The island really isn't that big, thankfully; it only takes about forty minutes to look around until he feels reasonably sure there's nothing dangerous around. When he finally trudges back around to where he left Lance and the Lions, he has less cause to be paranoid, at least.] Find anything under the water?

[Lance has taken the time to swim and splash about, and generally have fun. Something his soulmate seems to be allergic to. To his credit, he's also checked the shallows and dove down a little to check if there was anything of interest there. There wasn't anything of note to report.

He's treading water when Keith returns. The red paladin may or may not notice that Lance's boxers are hanging on a nearby tree to dry.]

Just fun. You?

Nothing. [No regrets. He's more or less willing to accept now that whatever's interfering with the Lions is somehow natural to the planet, which means he can finally try to relax.

He finally starts stripping off the paladin armor, which definitely got uncomfortable on his trek. Joining Lance sounds like a great idea right now, although he kind of freezes after pulling off his shirt when he notices Lance's boxers are hanging out without Lance.

He'll reboot in a tick. Probably.]

[Lance can't help but fistpump when he notices Keith finally taking off his armor. Took friggen long enough. He's just starting to enjoy the view of Keith's chest when he notices him freezing up. He follows Keith's gaze to--oh.]

I'm not going back into my armor in soggy underwear! Besides, skinnydipping on an alien planet? Awesome.

...Sure. [This is fine. He's cool. So cool.

After a moment, he kicks off his boots and pants. Hopefully Lance did not expect him to join him in his impromptu nude beach rules because that isn't happening. ~~Probably.~~

At least the water temperature feels really nice when he takes his first steps in.]

Oh, take them off! If I must I'll turn around so you can save your maiden modesty or whatever, but it's more comfortable this way.

[It isn't just because he wants Keith naked. Nope. Not at all. He's just looking out for him.]

[don't you insult his maidenly modesty.] ...Fine. Turn around, then.

[Fine. If you gotta be like that. Lance sighs overdramatically before turning around and crossing his arms.

Pity the water isn't clearer.]

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sorry your soulmate is no fun lance

he will make you fun damnit

not dying is fun!!!

it's also boring

"joining Lance" somehow autocorrected to "mounting Lance", oh my god.

AUTOCORRECT IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

APPARENTLY

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