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![]() It doesn't matter why, but you're either in the middle of making out with someone or you're about it. Pretty hot and heavy, too. Who knows how you got there -- that's mostly up to you. All you know is that you're not going to feel satisfied until you're flushed and barely breathing. LOCATIONS: 01. roof: maybe you were given a note, or were dragged up by the person you're currently macking on. either way, you're definitely on the rooftop of some building, away from prying eyes. 02. school/office: you might be at the office, or maybe you just finished your last class for the day; regardless of where you might be, it sure isn't a good place to be making out with someone-- oops. 03. movie theater: the go-to place for most makeouts. sitting in the back or off to the side; just make sure no one catches you! 04. backstage: maybe you won tickets to a concert, perhaps you performed or they did, maybe you even snuck in! but you're backstage somewhere for something, getting hot and heavy in the dark corners. 05. public: out for a walk, having a picnic, maybe you're swimming! but regardless of where you are, it's in public. 06. home: whether you're are at your house, theirs, or someone elses, you're getting down and naughty inside a home of some design. 07. wildcard: re-roll, combine, pick your own, or make one up! DIRECTIONS: • Post a comment with your character. • Reply to other people with your character and go to the RNG to generate a number between 1 and 7. • Match the number to the options above. • Reply to the thread starter and go from there! You can either be in the middle of a make out session or about to start; it's all up to you. • Any rating goes, but no wank, please! |
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She purred under her breath and made sure some of it tickled the side of his neck. "Are you saying you can make me fly? Or is it just that you're hoping I still have that feather collection?" After a pause, she lifted up on her toes to whisper, "I do still have the feather collection."
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Now they were even closer, close enough where he could just barely feel her breath ghosting across the bare skin around his neck. He neglected to mention to her that his better hygiene was only a result of being in town for a day and having the time to pursue such a thing.
Feathers. Honestly, she was baffling at times.
"I don't know about flying," he replied. "But I can certainly keep you up in the air, if you'd like that."
A beat. "Or on a wall. I'm easy."
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She caught him against her and snaked a hand into his hair. Her mouth on his was warm and welcoming, whiskey tainted and sure of itself. Her labret was a hard little knob against his lower lip that rolled and shifted easily. She set her tongue behind it to sweep it with more control across the center of his lip, suggestive of what else she could do with it given the chance. Releasing it, her tongue sought his mouth instead, a teasing invasion that promised more than it immediately delivered.
Drawing back, she leaned her head against the rough wall to eye him, to see if he'd follow. Her grip eased on his tunic, and fingers danced lightly across the front of his breastplate.
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That was almost certainly what let him keep up with her now. He leaned in at her guidance and kissed her, undeniably clumsy at first and particularly as he felt the firm rub of her jewelry against his lips. Carefully, he let that frustration and urge to impress out in a physical form, the eager way he returned her kisses.
Sure enough, as she backed off, he moved in. It was difficult to do while still in his full armor, but he leaned in and tilted his head to push for another kiss, pressing her back against the wall with his weight. In gauntlets, it was difficult to do much more than rest his hands on the wall behind her. He was already looking forward to being able to ditch them in a private room somewhere.
Because damned if he was going to let her taunt him this far only to have him cautiously back down at the last second.
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She wasn't about to indulge that when she had such a tempting distraction pinning her against the wall. He was heavy, and she was sure all of that wasn't just plate mail. She felt the chill of the metal through her rough tunic and part of the griffon design biting into exposed cleavage. Rather than trying to escape it, she sank into the discomfort and relished it as a sign of enjoyable things to come.
Her mouth was hungrier now, a wave of growing arousal she rode and controlled. She could taste the ale on his tongue, Fereldans and their love of piss water, not that she had much room to talk. She wrapped both arms around his thick neck and hopped up to wrap her legs around his waist. Armor pinched her inner thighs above her boot cuffs. She ignored it and tightened her squeeze to cross her ankles over his lower back.
"Carver." She murmured directly against his mouth, the words muffled and distorted. "You're like a stale sausage. How do we get you out of this casing?" She gave it a hard thump against his back.
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Carver managed to hold her steady as she continued to kiss him hard, feeling almost dazed by the time she let up even a little.
"You could start by finding a room," he muttered back. He imagined the staff and patrons of the Hanged Man would be annoyed by tripping over a full set of plate armor in the middle of the hallway, Grey Warden or no.
"Where's yours?" Maker, please let it be upstairs here. If he had to get downstairs carrying her, he was never going to live it down.
She'd probably be into that, really.
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She didn't intend to make getting her there easy. She raked her teeth at the cusp of his chin and bit harder at the underside of his jaw. She grinned around the hold of teeth. The clack of them when she pulled fully back was loud enough to carry over the ambient din of the tavern downstairs.
Instead of lowering her legs, she tightened them. Were he not in armor, it might have been an uncomfortable squeeze. It appeared she had no intention of walking. She wanted to enjoy all that muscle. Her tongue flicked his earlobe and followed the shell, another nip of teeth blossoming stinging pain at the top curve. "Promise me you won't be gentle," she growl purred into his ear. "I definitely won't."
She clung to him with one hand and began unbuckling the side of her boot with the other. There was no sense in being idle when she could do something to speed along the process on the way.
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He steeled his grip on her and eased sidelong off the wall (ah- there was going to be a mark on his chin later...) making progress as best he could while in full plate and with Isabela providing no help whatsoever. It didn't help that the way she was wrapped around his waist restricted his range of movement somewhat, unless he wanted to accidentally bruise her up before they even made it to her room.
That business could wait until he was doing it on purpose.
"Don't worry," he muttered back. "I won't."
With a little more effort, he managed to shove open the door to Isabela's room with one of her boots, dragging her inside. The door closed with a thud behind him, and the reality was starting to sink in.
First things first, Carver reached behind himself and clicked the door latch, locking it. Then he jostled, indicating she should let go.
"It'll go faster if you help," he said. A pause. "It'll come faster if you help." Heh... that one was pretty good, wasn't it?
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She was quick to start with his buckles. They were past the point of need for seductive toying. They had been building toward this for years. The undressing was more or less a formality. She started with the pauldrons and spalders, and unlike her often careless image, she had enough sense not to toss it all to the floor. She set it aside with a modicum of care toward the fact that armor had to last him a good long time and do its job.
"This is why I could never be a Warden," she said. It was probably the least of why, but it was banter. She was never the stoic, silent type. "No opportunity for spontaneous fun. Now imagine if we were in the Deep Roads." She paused and smirked at him. "Better yet, don't."
She remembered the muck when they all went after Corypheus. Never had she been more glad of her tendency never to wear pants. "A double layered breastplate? Was your smith a sadist?" That was a little harder to find the secret to unfastening. When she had it, she made a small sound of triumph.
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"Either that, or flexibility, honestly."
While she worked on his upper arms, Carver slipped off his gauntlets, tossing them on the bed. That freed up his hands to work a little more nimbly on other pieces. It seemed she had enough of a grasp on what she was doing to manage the breastplate by herself.
As the breastplate came loose and Carver ducked under to pull it off, it was becoming apparent how much of his bulky frame was his armor and how much was actual muscle. Compared to his somewhat scrawnier physique when he'd last lived in Kirkwall, there was quite a bit more to him now.
"I asked them for a quick-release, but the blighters said no," he muttered. It was more than a little obnoxious to have to pause for a five-minute focus on getting himself out of his armor. He'd much rather be focusing on Isabela right now.
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"Can you imagine if you did have a quick release strap? Some Darkspawn starts to fall, flails out, catches you just so, and there you are in almost the altogether while your armor comes crashing down around you like an avalanche." She seemed to find that thought far too amusing. "As convenient as I'd find it, it's probably just as well they didn't listen to you. Genlocks have no appreciation of a good chest. Pirates, on the other hand..." She ran her hand over the padded jacket so recently under the armor.
Her fingers were nimble over the frogs. She popped them open one by one only to reveal his tunic under that. "It's like peeling an onion." She wrinkled her nose and glanced up at him in a small flash of annoyance. "At least you smell better."
One hand worked under the jacket to get a good feel of him, the first real one she'd had beyond occasional small teases back in the day. "I suppose it's true about how much Wardens eat?" This time she sounded far more approving.
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He continued shimmying out of what he could while she made quick work of the jacket. As her hand slipped under it, his hand idly encouraged it to make itself comfortable touching him. "Oh yes. It's true," he said, and prepared to get his jacket off entirely. "Though it takes work eating like that and having it land on you like this."
It was almost hilarious hearing Carver make a boast like that, but it was one thing about himself that he did have utter confidence in. As the jacket came off, leaving him in his tunic, it was apparent the pup had gotten good and ripped in his years away.
That left him with the bottom half of his armor to go, though that thankfully involved less fussing. He imagined Isabela wanted him to put his money where his mouth was and show her what that build of his could do.
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He wore the confidence well. It was far more attractive than the old defensiveness and prickly retorts. He had truly stepped a long way outside of his brother's shadow. Her hand was about as rough as his, wind weathered and well used on rigging and dueling. It didn't bother her in the least that she didn't have the soft hands of a lady or that his were seasoned by swordplay.
She pulled him back against her by hooking her fingers in the buckle of his hip armor. Without the upper plate in the way, she was able to crush breasts to chest and work on distracting him with her lips on his throat. Her hands made quick work of the belt. With the hip armor peeling away and lowered down in a "u" shape at his feet, she was able to pinch his ass before going for the buckles at the back of his thigh pieces.
"I'm glad you're used to hard work." It was a terrible joke, her favorite kind. "You're going to be drilling well into the night, Warden."
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They were almost there, and yet it felt like there was an eternity left to go. At least he was out of his breastplate, so he could at least enjoy the soft press of Isabela's breasts against him while she necked and undressed him. He could admit that he'd had his eye on them for years now. Then again, Isabela knew full and well whenever men had their eyes on her breasts, and she probably enjoyed every second of it.
In the meantime, he encouraged her with his own hands, copping a feel of her waist, her hips, and the curve of her ass where he could sneak one in without interrupting her work on his armor. She really had done this before.
"If there's one thing a Warden's good for, it's plunging into Deep Roads." She deserved every bit of that one for encouraging him.
"It's also true about our endurance," he said, as the buckles came loose from his thighs. "Just in case you were going to ask that next."
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After pulling the greaves away, she finally had him peeled free of everything metal but his cowters and vambraces. He could take care of those himself. "I wasn't going to ask you about that, sweet thing. I'd much rather find out first-hand." She sprang back up to her feet and shoved him back toward her bed, a nicer affair than most of the cots or bunks in the rest of the tavern. It had a few scarves and a silk robe carelessly scattered over the spread with several extra pillows.
She disarmed on the way, daggers flying and dropping from a few unlikely places as well as the more obvious ones. A tug at the side of her sash had it dropping from her hips and pooling on the floor in a blue puddle of patterned cotton. Her head scarf followed. A rake of fingers down the font of her tunic unraveled the lacing. She pulled it over her head and tossed it aside. She deliberately left the boots on.
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No sooner had he set those aside than Isabela pounced on him, shoving him back onto the bed. For a moment, Carver was 19 again and all nerves and anticipation and sexual frustration that he didn't know what to do with-- right up until this moment, he'd still been a little unsure that she wasn't making fun of him with all this. But nope, here he was, down to his tunic and trousers, on his back with Isabela looming over him and well on her way to beating him undressed.
His skin was flushing pink, despite his better efforts, though he managed to look more grimly determined than he did uneasy. He sat up enough to peel his tunic off over his head, at least giving her a decent view of his physique-- as well as the stylized Mabari tattooed on the right side of his chest.
He did hesitate on slipping off his trousers for the moment, though that could have been because he was distracted staring at Isabela.
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Her fingers went to it immediately, rubbing over the design and feeling the very faint raising of the skin. That lasted only a moment before she leaned forward to feel it with her tongue, her bare breasts hot and heavy pressure against his stomach. She was shameless in the swirl and lap of wet tongue. It was exactly the way she might have licked an ice treat in Antiva.
She looked up at him directly from beneath dark lashes and brows, her expression not unlike a predator preparing to eat something up completely. "Did it hurt?" she murmured against his skin. "Do you have any others?" One hand slipped down to squeeze a thigh through his trousers and then pluck at the material in faux irritation. "You're still too dressed for me to have a look. One thing I never pegged you for is lazy."
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As Isabela stroked the dark pattern on his skin, Carver looked more than a little proud of himself. "Got it at Ostagar. Most of my unit did too. There was this Ash Warrior, and he'd been a tattooist and still had his-"
He was abruptly cut off by Isabela running her tongue over it in a manner that caught him completely off guard by how hot he found it. She would probably be delighted by the way his voice caught in his throat and escaped in the form of a little groan, head almost falling back against the mattress behind him.
Two seconds later he was leaning upright again, doing his very best stoic act. "Didn't hurt," he answered. "And that's all I've got."
Well, this was really happening, and he needed to get himself back together again. With his head back in the game, he reached down and tugged off his trousers and smalls at once, pushing them down his thighs to his knees. Any more than that would involve a little more wiggling than he felt would be dignified right now.
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"Didn't hurt at all?" She bit down in a hard, fast nip and scraped back. Bruise two. Yes, she was keeping score.
She lifted enough to let him take the pants down and made a show of looking while he did it. Very nice. She'd save the praise for later. It wouldn't do to give him too big a head about everything at once, would it? She slid backward and down him, keeping her breasts pressed close so he'd feel everything. She squeezed her arms in tighter to squeeze them together over his cock but didn't linger there.
She wanted him fully stripped. Grabbing the pants and smalls, she yanked them off the rest of the way and knelt up to take the advantage of high ground. "How about that flexibility test?" she asked. The light in her eyes was dangerous.
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"He wasn't interested. And no, it wasn't- that-" he remarked, cut off once more by Isabela's teeth sinking into him. Shit. He really had to get it together or she was going to end up embarrassing him more than he was already assuming she was going to embarrass him.
Finally stripped all the way, he sat up on his elbows so as not to look both naked and completely overwhelmed. As Isabela sportingly asked him about flexibility, he immediately remembered his previous thoughts on the matter.
"You're going to need to be a lot more specific than that," he warned her.
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"We can see how far up we can get your legs and how much you can take." It took everything in her not to burst out laughing.
"I have it on good authority I'm very good at it." She schooled her face to innocent expectation.
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See? That was why he knew better than to agree to anything he said.
"No thanks," he said flatly. "If I wanted to rut a sculpture--and I don't-- I could have just stayed in the Deep Roads."
He made a mental note not to let Isabela anywhere near his back end if he couldn't see that thing at all times.
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Like most of her pique, it was a sham. If he had any doubt about it, the way she smirked and lifted the phallus up to her lips should have been a dead giveaway. She watched him while she teased it with her tongue, reaching behind her to palm him. Her skin was rough, but her fingers were deft. Whatever she had said of her prowess over the years wasn't exaggerated in the slightest.
"Maybe you'll have to test my flexibility instead. Or maybe you'll just have to watch me do it." Now it was deliberate provocation. All those times she called him pup, all those times he swore he'd snap one day. Would today be the day? She hoped so. She ran it down between her breasts, over her stomach and mound, and twisted it to fit neatly between her legs for a long, slow drag of it between her lips. When she had it free, she lifted it for another lick and made a soft, satisfied sound in the back of her throat. She enjoyed the taste of herself, enjoyed being watched.
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Then, thanks to her position perched over him, he got a front row seat to the sight of her making a spectacle of herself, rubbing herself with her toy and obviously testing to see what Carver would do in response. His thoughts on the matter were currently a little sluggish, since she was kind enough to give him a hand even as she showed off.
"You're really proud of yourself for that one, aren't you?" he said, gesturing in the direction of the phallus. "Went to all the trouble of getting me naked first, too. The wait must have been killing you."
He reached up to grip her thighs, enjoying an exploratory feel of those legs of hers. He'd always been a big fan of her legs, though he didn't think he'd admit it to her out loud.
"Are you getting distracted, already?" His tone suggested he had plans to do something about that if she was.
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"For this? It was a gift from a good friend years ago. We've been fast friends ever since. I'm generous like that. I always introduce my friends." She tapped it on the center of his chest, leaving a wet spot she bent to blow over, a small puff of cool air.
To reward him for gripping her thighs like he meant it, she gripped him between them. It pushed her back enough that instead of her hand over him, she straddled him centered. She kept scant space between them, enough that both of them could feel the heat pouring off of them in waves but neither could get any stimulation from it.
"Do I look distracted?" As a matter of fact, she did, feigning that the phallus held the bulk of her attention as she stroked it through her hand suggestively. She liked that tone in his voice even better than his grip. She was quite sure something good was about to happen.
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