In your lap

[interjection]

IN YOUR LAP Some things don't need explanations. Chicken wings. Wonderful weather. Guilty pleasures like Michael Bay movies. This meme is one of those things. It's simple: one character is in another's lap, and eventually the two get hot and heavy. Whether it's a friend sitting on a lap because there's no room, couples cuddling, or a stripper giving a lap dance, one thing will lead to another...after all, the loss of personal space can certainly set actions (and more) in motion. Prompts Innocent Lap Sitting: It's just a friendly gesture. Maybe you're enjoying a movie or a dinner together. Nothing wrong with that! Romantic Canoodling: You two are spending some time together, and there's no way to be closer than to snuggle up in your lover's lap. Out of Necessity: No more room on the bench, in the booth, or on the couch? There's a place on their lap. Amateur Lap Dance: Just something sexy between lovers. Or maybe more silly than sexy. Professional Lap Dance: Better break out the ones. This lap dance will cost you. Dare: Nobody ever thought you'd get this close and personal, so they pushed you into doing it. Pointed: They said you couldn't turn them on so easily. Challenge accepted. Accidental: Oops, you've fallen! Good thing this lap was there. Step Back I Feel a Little Poke: Wait. What's this? Maybe you should wiggle your hips a little to find out. Lovemaking Lapsitting: Riding someone while they're sitting up can make the rider feel powerful, since they're on top, but the one being ridden may notice just how soft and small they are...and embrace them out of instinct.

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[grandtheftmecha]

[ Katina's only like twice her girlfriend's size that's all. It wouldn't be hard to bury Konata in her clothing, never to be seen again, so she totally has to keep an eye on her.

Her workout already out of the way, and a morning shower done, there's not much left to do, leaving her on a phone idly thumbing through news and social media when she spots an approaching nerd.

Well, there's nothing wrong with a lap Konata, and she moves her arms out of the way enough. ]

Guess I'm watching what you're playing now.

[d_drive_love]

[ Konata wastes no time making herself comfortable, nestling the back of her head against Katina's chest. Unsurprisingly, she's playing a tactical RPG featuring giant robots of all kinds. ]

Guess so. Hey, what do you do when you're piloting a mech and run out of spirit points during battle?

[ Because that's totally a game mechanic that occurs in the real world too, right? ]

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Konata's a pretty good fit against Katina, who peers at the very appropriate game. ]

I do a better job of saving 'em in the first place.

[ She can play along. ]

[d_drive_love]

[ Backseat drive, more like. Konata's pride as a gamer is on the line! Or not, as the case may be. ]

Oh, it's a little too late for that: I've already blown them all. For everyone.

[ She tilts the screen to show Katina. ]

Have you ever seen one of these meat-grinder stages where you can't get the special stage point unless you knock out an enemy? Who runs when their HP falls under X percent?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Don't be so proud when you're screwin' it up. ]

Ugh, right. Well, you're screwed now.

[ Stated as simple fact. ]

Give it a shot, and start over if it doesn't work out.

[d_drive_love]

Whaaaat? What's with that lackluster plan of action? Whatever happened to "BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF YOUR ROARING HOT BLOOD and if not, reset" or "WITH ENOUGH WILLPOWER, 1% BECOMES 100% and if not, reset"?

[ She glances at the screen. ]

... especially that last one. This poor guy's hit rating is at 1%.

[grandtheftmecha]

Yeah, roaring hot blood, weirdly enough, works a lot better in real life than it does when you've already screwed yourself in a game.

[ You can't yell at your game to make it boost your attack power. ]

[d_drive_love]

I guess you learn something new everyday. Well, here we-

[ Konata presses the button, gets the battle started, and..... it's blindingly obvious that her squad's efforts are doomed when the flashy attack and supports bring the enemy down to 50 HP. It runs at 20,000. ]

- nnnnnooooooooo! Aaaah, I give up!

[ She turns off her not!PSP and flops bonelessly back against Katina, her limbs sprawled akimbo. ]

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Predictable. Konata is definitely the type to ragequit before giving in and moving on without getting the secret win condition, and she loops an arm around Konata's waist as she flops back to hold her up on her lap. ]

Now you know how long you have to save all your resources, at least.

[d_drive_love]

Yeah, that's true. I wasn't sure if the stage was going to be a "win this in X turns" sort of thing, so I burned everything I had to just clear the field.

[ Konata sighs blissfully, putting a hand on Katina's arm as she snuggles back into the taller girl's embrace. Hopefully, she won't find Konata's long hair to be too warm. ]

And now all that's left is to find comfort in the arms of my ultra-fit exercise-hungry girlfriend. Aah~~, what a world, what a world.

[ ... says the girl who somehow manages to stay surprisingly athletic despite being an indoors type of person. ]

[grandtheftmecha]

[ It's not that bad. Katina's used to being buried in hair that weighs almost as much as the rest of Konata; she takes good care of it, and Katina likes blue hair. ]

Just let me wrap you up in my strong arms, resting against my totally ripped abs.

[ ...well that's a bit odd but whatever. Katina's gonna have to get Konata on the exercise train once her high school metabolism gives up the ghost.

Then again, as small as she is, maybe it never will. ]

[d_drive_love]

[ It's hard to say. Konata looks startlingly like her mother, and her metabolism had always been the least of her worries- though thankfully, Konata never inherited that delicate constitution. ]

[ Well, that's something to worry about for later. ]

Hmmm... that's hard to resist, but-

[ She flips around so she's straddling Katina's lap, and then rests her cheek against her girlfriend's chest. ]

- maybe I'll just rest against these totally ripped pecs instead~.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Thank goodness for her health.

Katina pulls her hands away as Konata turns around and plants her face on Katina's boobs. ]

There are tits in the way, though.

[ Not that Katina's big, but, you know. ]

[d_drive_love]

[ Not as big as some of Katina's acquaintances, but perfect in Konata's eyes. She encircles Katina's back with her skinnier arms, nuzzling right on in. ]

Are you implying they're not the best part?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ It works for Katina, it works for Konata... she doesn't want big boob problems. ]

I think I'm a little more fond of my muscles, actually.

[ She might be serious about that. ]

[d_drive_love]

[ Konata pops her face up from between Katina's boobs to give her a disbelieving look. ]

You're kidding! If you gave me a choice between these guns- [ she pokes Katina's biceps ] - and these girls- [ aaand a far more appreciative squeeze here ] - you know what I'd choose every time!

What can your muscles do that your boobs can't, anyway?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Not an unexpected reaction, and hello she likes that squeeze. It leaves Konata really vulnerable to the obvious answer, though, which involves Katina grabbing onto Konata and just lifting her up.

Thank goodness for tiny girlfriends.

After a moment of showing off, Katina lowers Konata back onto herself. ]

That.

[d_drive_love]

Wha- hey!

[ WELL, at least Konata knows better than to flail around when she's being lifted up. Once she's back down, though, she wraps her arms AND legs around Katina's midsection in a vain attempt to keep herself anchored. ]

That proves nothing! I'm conveniently travel-sized, so anyone could lift me up!

[ Konata's keeping her red face buried in Katina's chest. Ugh, show-off!! ]

[grandtheftmecha]

[ What is she some kind of koala? Not like Katina's not used to her travel-sized cutie being able to almost literally crawl all over her, but it sort of leaves her hands looking for something to do. ]

That easily though? Really? Want me to do a few reps?

[d_drive_love]

[ Climbing Mt. Katina is always fun, but being picked up like a kid does rub her the wrong way- or, well, at least when she's not feeling playful. ]

[ Konata can be a little mercurial like that. Now, at least, she's giving her girlfriend that trademark fox-like grin of hers. ]

What, you mean you're gonna bench press me? Do you really think that'll prove the superiority of your muscles over your boobs?

[grandtheftmecha]

[ It's so easy. Konata's temperament is just part of what makes her her, sorta like Katina's attitude. She settles for running a hand down through Konata's hair although as long as it is, that lets her touch the butt too. ]

My boobs are just too amazing for even my muscles to overcome?

[d_drive_love]

[ Konata flutters her lashes when Katina ~sneakily~ feels her up, though that doesn't stop her from rubbing her cheek against her girlfriend's chest. And maybe trying to drag that neckline down a bit. ]

Honestly? The only way they'd be any more amazing would be if they could bench press me too.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ It's not like either of them are very good at being sneaky, and as Konata starts tugging at her top, she lets her hand come to a rest on her rear. ]

I could work on it but I don't think you want me to have bodybuilder tits.

[d_drive_love]

Hmm... no, you're right. Soft and fluffy's the way to go.

[ As if to emphasize her statement, Konata props herself up and brazenly starts lightly squishing Katina's breasts together, like she's fluffing a pillow. ]

[grandtheftmecha]

A-ah, yeah, I think you're right there.

[ Wow the only real response she has is to start squeezing Konata's butt now. ]