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ONE LINE SMUT PROMPT MEME

Anything can be sexy if you say it the right way. Lean in close and whisper, shout it out loud, or write it in a message, just get your message out!

RULES:

Post with your character name, canon, and prefs in the subject line
In the body of your comment, tell us what your character just said to their partner. Don't post context, nothing outside quotation marks, just what they said and nothing more.
Examples:
- "More. Harder. You can do better than that."
- "Bend over, honey. I'm on top this time."
- "Tonight, I'm going to rock your world."
- "Oh, God, I won't be walking straight for a week."
- "I need you to lick just a little bit lower."
Including more than one prompt is totally okay!
Respond to other prompts that catch your eye, set up the scene with your character's reaction to hearing it. It can be pre-sex, during, or after! Assumed CR is going to be the default for this meme.

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"I love the way your skin feels under my hands."

[Older!Hinata and relationships with younger parties are fine as long as their 16+]

"Please...please...I need you..."

"It's alright...I don't mind if you touch them."

"We shouldn't...I-I have papers to grade..."

"Do you want me? Really?"

1. "What part of 'nuclear-powered sex toy' doesn't sound wrong to you?"

2. "Why do they even make sour flavored lube?"

3. "There are two of them. Why are there two of them?"

4. "I'm not giving body parts nicknames, because I am not fourteen."

Allow me to answer your question with a question of my own - what part of it does sound wrong. To you. Because to me, it sounds fantastic. [ oh, wait. ] If you're worried about explosive lady-parts, there's only like a... twenty-six percent chance of that happening. Twenty-eight, maximum.

I was thinking about my irradiated vagina, which is, wow, not a sentence I ever thought I'd say in my lifetime, but now that you bring up the possibility of explosions...

[Yeah, she's looking at that thing Holtz has Frankensteined together over there like it might go critical at any moment.]

That's a one in four chance everyone in Manhattan will be breathing in particles of my hooha for a while. One in four. [And cue a horrible revelation.] Holtz, that's never happened before, right? We're not inundated with a previous test subject? Please tell me we're not, even if it's a lie. Especially if it's a lie.

... Maybe more like... [ She absolutely does not move to hide it from view because it's started glowing, thank you very much. ] a one in three chance. But it has never backfired before - mostly because it's never been tested - but it's fiiiiiiiine. Totally fine. Nothing has ever been more fine.

Fine? A one in three chance of having my ladyzone vaporized is not- it's glowing. [Don't matter where she stands, nothing can hide that hauntingly pretty but eminently terrifying nuclear glow.] Is it supposed to be glowing? Should we be wearing hazard suits right now? Oh my God, that is not going inside me.

It is - absolutely supposed to be glowing. That just means it's finished charging. But because you're obviously not into it and I like you - [ She slips some gloves on - which doesn't say anything about her creation, honestly - and quickly drops the gradually brightening phallic object into what may or may not be a lead-lined toolbox. ] There. No danger of any irradiated vajayjay's. Not that there was any danger. I'm about... fifty percent sure.

Fifty percent. [Excuse Erin while she, uh, more or less stares unblinkingly at that toolbox.] ...It's better than thirty-three.

[Right. Moving on!]

Okay! So. Thanks for that, do you have anything to show me here that isn't... radioactive?

"What, you've never heard of a sour puss?" Of all the questions Darcy's expected to get as a professional scientist wrangler, that's not one of them. "It probably tastes better than the grape one, anyway."

Because, as much as scientific progress has marched on, there's still no such thing as a tasty grape-flavored anything.

1. "Here?! We're doing it here?! But..."

2. "T-take it off, please...I want to see your face."

3. "Aaaa...stop saying it like that. It tickles...!"

[Kinklist on journal[

"Is this the outfit you wanted?"

"Shh! What if someone hears us?"

"I warned you I would do this if you didn't behave..."

"T-that tickles!"

"No buts! You deserve to be pampered so lie down."

[As a note, Ren is female-bodied and identifies as male.]

1) "Softer, and slower. Yes... just like that."

2) "So long as we're on the topic, why yes, I would greatly enjoy tongue-fucking your ass. I've thought about it for awhile, in fact."

3) "I can barely feel my legs right now. Fancy that. Oh man, they're shaking! Weird."

4) "Look, I could be as gentle as a kitten and I'd still want to exchange safe words beforehand, as a precaution."

5) "If you don't hurry up right now, I'm going to make you."

1. "Holy shit, we broke the bed! Uh...where's the cat?"

2. "Just drink the potion. What's the worst that could happen?"

3. "I think you're severely underestimating what good lube can do for you."

4. "So, uh...on a scale of 0 to 4, how pissed would you be if I told you I just lost my grip on it?"

"This gonna be so hot."

"You want me to wear...that?"

"Come on- you'll like it."

1. "I've been a bad girl, I deserve this."

2. "I didn't think I'd like that, but you were right all along."

3. "Wait, where are you licking- oh, ohh!"

4. "I-I'm a perverted sister fucker!"

5. "Yes, Mistress, my royal c...cunt belongs only to you."

1. "Do you like when I do this?"

2. "I'll be as bad as you want."

3. "Can I show you how good I've been today?"

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Leonardo | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | m/f

Hinata Hyuuga| Naruto| OTA

Erin Gilbert | Ghostbusters | f/f

1, because how could i not

how, indeed

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2. Because the puntential.

Saya Masaki | Neon Sign Amber | m/m

Flynn Scifo | Tales of Vesperia | M/F pref

Ren Nagai | original character | m/m

Cinderella Von Umberwolf | I Roved Out in Search of Truth & Love | OTA

Jake Fitzgerald | Scream

Elsa | Frozen | F/F

Tetsuro Kuroo | Haikyuu | m/m