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⚢ The TWO PEOPLE ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣

Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome.

The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play!

HOW TO PLAY

⚢ Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be.

Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment.

Character: What do you think it is?
1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well.
Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for.
Assumed CR, AU, or Meme-based: Do you want to do a thread taking place in a vague multiverse or otherwise?
Yes: + Kinks
No: - Kinks
Anything Else: The usual.

Character: 1 or 2 characters?: Looking for: Assumed CR, AU, or Meme-based: Yes: No: Anything Else:

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Danny peers over his shoulder at Luke, smile a sort of lazy content and he shifts as Luke's weight leaves the cushions sinking and couch springs creaking.

"Like you protest." But fine, he'll move. Except him moving ends up with his ass on the cushion between them with his head in Matt's lap and his legs sprawled across Luke's. See, this is a lot more comfortable.

He turns his face against Matt's thigh and reaches blindly to find Luke's hand to pull in to rest against his stomach. "Did you bring beer. I think there's beer."

Danny is so ... Danny. It makes Matt huff out an amused life, even as his fingers go right to Danny's hair to tease at it.

"I think you need to be cut off. I don't want to think about how much you have to drink to make you drunk." That blond tuft of hair gets a little tug in reprimand.

"And don't think either of you can sneak him one, either. I'll hear it."

He lets DAnny have his hand, flattening it against his stomach as he looks down at him. No, he doesn't protest all that much, even when Danny's acting like a spoiled dog at the moment.

"Afraid I'm gonna have to agree there. No more beer for you tonight." Or they're never escaping the cuddling. Not that he's too big on it at the moment. He shifts a bit, sliding his other arm along the back of the couch.

"Gonna be hard to get the door with you on me like this..."

Yup. Big spoiled dog. His eyes go half closed at the fingers in his hair, his own fingers fitting over Luke's knuckles, enjoying how much larger his hand is.

"I'm not drunk--" He protests for the sake of protesting, because he's not really, just comfortably buzzed enough to spread heat up through his limbs and make him a little pliable. He also doesn't feel the least bit guilty of how much he enjoys having them both like this.

"I'll move for pizza." He curls his other arm up over Matt's knee. "Gonna let us crash over here tonight?" As if he doesn't already know the answer.

Matt laughs and leans his head back, a bit surprised when he bumps into Luke's hand.

"I hope you guys don't mind if I eat and split." He smiles again, a bit apologetically. The food will finish sobering up and he has faces to punch, buildings to jump off of. "I'm probably too boring anyway. Bet you two can't wait to be rid of me."

"You don't even have to ask, Danny." Not like he's gonna kick Danny-- or Matt, for that matter-- out. Besides, he's figuring crashing sounds good for them all right now...

Or he thought so anyway.

"Man, what are you talkin' about? Stay, get some sleep. Think we earned it tonight. Besides, you really gonna leave me here to deal with being a human pillow all night by myself?"

Because he's got a feeling Danny ain't moving for more than pizza.

"Yeah, ya gotta stay now, Matt-- Luke's a terrible cuddler." He turns his head up, cracking his eyes open to peer up at him.

"And you're not boring, you're just smart." As if those things went hand in hand, but sometimes Matt could talk about things, or cases... that went right over Danny's head. He'd usually listen enthusiastically, but his eyes might glaze over a bit...

"'sides, I want to be around both of you, and it's easier when it's the same room." He grins. Because that's kinda the kicker for Danny, as far as friends are concerned he's pretty much smitten with both of them, only it's hard to divide his time.

Matt sighs, as if it's hard for him to give in and stay. He pats Danny on the head, twisting some curls around his fingers as he shrugs.

"I guess. But only because I'm a sucker for a pretty face. Faces." His head turns towards Luke. "I'm assuming Luke also has a nice face." Based on the general build of Luke's everything else, and from asking Danny once what Luke looks like. Danny's usually pretty generous with compliments. Without thinking much of it, Matt lifts his hand from Danny's hair and reaches over, touching his fingers to Luke's jaw. Don't mind the gratuitous feeling of your face, Luke.

Terrible cuddler, huh? That gets Danny a jab with that hand he's holding captive at the moment. He puts up with Danny's cuddling all the time, alright.

"You can see for yourself, if you want." And it looks very much like Matt already was. There's a slight curl to his lips as he tips into the touch, turns his face to let him feel.

"It's a pretty nice face." Danny interjects in a 'i guess so' tone, jerking with a little squirm at the jab in his already tender belly, not all of us are unbruiseable thank-you-very much.

And yes, but it takes two to cuddle, brother.

He settles down to watch Matt lean in to touch Luke's face, feeling suddenly warm and content.

"It'd be great if they made out right now." It was a thought, but apparently you put some alcohol in him (and hit him in the head a few times) and his internal monologue breaks.

"... I said that outloud." Except rather than being mortified, Danny just smothers a laugh in the crook of his elbow.

Defintely a nice face. Matt has no qualms with taking his time, filling in the gaps his imagination couldn't quite work out. His touch is light but full of intent, and Danny's vocal blunder seems to come at an (awkwardly) appropriate time as Matt's fingertips skirt along the edges of Luke's mouth. Matt actually quite likes mouths, they're expressive. And full of a variety of uses. He drops his hand and laughs, giving Danny a jab of his own.

"Calm down," he teases, even though he can feel the heat rising in his cheeks.

Good lord, Danny. Brain to mouth filter, get one.

"Seriously?" He laughs under his breath, still too buzzed to really do anything else at Danny's suggestion, and reaches up to ruffle his hair. Not like he's shy, definitely not in front of Danny, but he's not entirely sure Matt's as cool with that kinda suggestion.

"You want to use us to lie on and you want a show too?"

Hey, that wasn't the worst of the thoughts that could have came out, be grateful... Danny's a fuckin' angel sometimes, but it doesn't mean his mind doesn't take a roll or two through the gutter once in awhile. He's still a young man with a healthy libedo and really hot friends.

Matt probably doesn't need a verbal response from Danny to get an idea of how he feels, but Luke gets a smile when he finally lowers his elbow. "I don't think you want me to answer that question." It's yes, the answer is yes.

"Or I can just kiss you both and it's like the same thing." Aaaahhh Danny! Filter. He snaps his mouth closed, shoulders shaking with a silent laugh, and then squirms to roll off the couch, still nimble despite his inebriation.

He's getting another beer anyway.

They should nearly expect this by now, really. All the same, as Danny rolls away, Matt gives him a little push to help him along.

"You'd better be getting up in anticipation of pizza," he says, "or water. Because I distinctly remember saying you're cut off." He reaches out his foot to nudge at Danny before he gets too far away. The thing is, Matt's not all that shy either. He likes a good thrill but he's still moderately under the impression that Luke just tolerates him.

"Tell him about how he's cut off, Luke."

"I don't think that's like the same thing, brother..."

Really healthy...

He shakes his head, lips quirking up slightly as Danny squirms his way up. "Danny, you heard the man! You get any more beer in you, you're gonna start stripping next."

Or something.

"Besides, you're really not gonna get a kiss if you pass out on us."

It's not like that at all. He likes Matt, he's definitely enjoyed tonight... Hell, he wouldn't even say no to what Danny's angling for. But he also doesn't want to send the guy running for the door after they got him to stay. He leans in a little towards him though, shaking his head. "Sorry, man. You know how he gets."

They should both know exactly how he is.

Danny gives a little hop at the push, turning on his heel to walk backwards towards the kitchen so he can turn an amused eye on the pair of them. Even if he can't hold his tongue, he's not clumsy.

"I don't need another beer to start strippin', man, but I don't think Matt can really appreciate the show." He calls from the kitchen, and there's the distinct sound of a bottle being cracked open.

You're not his mom, you can't tell him what to do!

"Pizza's gonna fix it anyway-- and don't get my hopes up, not nice."

"I'm almost okay if he passes out," Matt quips. He turns towards Luke, in the process making them much closer than they'd previously been. Which is -

Matt can't help. He can just hear Danny's little voice about making out and he laughs. It's like being in first year university all over again. He reaches out to push Luke's face away.

"The only one getting anything of yours up right now is you, Daniel."

"Well, guess he'd probably appreciate it after if you decide to use us instead of the couch again."

That was pretty damn close, yeah, and he's kinda glad that Matt wont actually see the way his yes dart down to his lips-- Danny put a thought there and he can't deny he's curious just how he might kiss, what he'd do if he leaned in--

But he's getting pushed away, and while Matt might not have the strength to actually do it all that easy, he obliged and leans away with an amused huff.

And alright... thank God the pizza's finally here and they get a moment to recoup. He pushes himself up. "Alright, sit down. I'm gonna get the pizza... and guess we might as well get a couple beers too."

If Danny's drinking still, then so is Luke.

You're both really good at kissing, if that helps?

"I'm already up." If he's clever, that's a double entendre-- And Danny heard that exchange, thanks. He wanders off to answer the door, leaving the delivery kid with the better half of a hundred dollar bill.

He returns the boxes and a few paper plates balanced on one hand, a six pack dangling by it's empty ring in the other-- all of which ends up on the coffee table.

Matt's a little flushed still, and Danny can't tell if it's because of the alcohol or the teasing, so he indulges in an affectionate bump of foreheads after he loads him up a plate and pushes it into his hands.

Luke gets the same treatment, except his more like an ornery headbutt, because it's not like he can hurt him anyway.

The flushing is definitely a combination of things, made worse by Danny's small affectionate display. Matt's not used to so much attention directed at him, despite all the things that say he would be. Though while Danny is loading up plates and ... Cracking foreheads with Luke, Matt usurps Danny's spot by stretching out on the couch. His feet will have to make their home in Luke's lap (and suddenly, Matt's thinking he should've just kissed him but maybe after another drink he'll be courageous enough to play along).

"I swear to God," Matt raises his eyebrows and crosses himself, "if I bite this pizza and it has pineapple on it, I'm never forgiving you. Either of you."

Or he's not going.

Luke settles back, arm sliding back along the couch as he leans back. Well, at least that delivery boy's night is gonna be made...

And apparently, what he's gonna be tonight is a foot rest. His eyes trail over, watching Matt stretch out for a moment. "Hey, man. I was on your side! Pineapple is disgusting on pizza."

Though Danny got his damn veggie pizza, so he can't complain either.

"Now I know how to ward my food from the two of you." There wasn't any pineapple on his veggie pizza either though, though he imagines it's only because Luke refused to order it period. Disappointed.

Danny manages to slip down on the cushion, giving Matt a little push to sit up, though he allows his lap as a shoulder rest. Pizza's probably one of those foods you can eat at any angle anyway. It also puts him at a good position to steal pepperonis off of one of Matt's slices.

"Oh, so uh... I think we had a proposition for you, Matt." It takes him a second with his mouthful before he realizes something, and swallows hard. "I mean business sort--"

Stealing food from the blind? Rude, Daniel Rand. It's a good thing Matt likes you so much. He shrugs at Luke's protests and shifts around to get cozy - he can't really blame Danny for doing this earlier, it's not half bad. But he does pause with pizza half way to his mouth before Danny clarifies.

"I'm all ears," he says, around a mouthful of food. "Though, for the record, I'd be all ears about other propositions."

He leans forward to grab a slice of pizza for himself, his other arm going to rest against Matt's legs lightly.

"Hey, we can talk about those other propositions after," he answers. "I mean, Danny's probably not gonna let that one go anyway..."

"Hey, it's totally on the record now." He gives Luke an amused look, maybe a little pleased with himself.

He rests an arm across Matt's chest, drawing against it with his fingertip.

"So we're doing that Heroes for Hire thing, now, right? We kinda figured we'd ask you to be our partner-- like, legal partner. I know kicking ass for money isn't really the devil's thing."