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The Hangover Meme

Last night was amazing. Or maybe it was terrible. Maybe you can't actually remember. Whatever happened, you definitely drank waaaaay too much last night. Now, in the harsh, harsh light of day, you have to face the decisions you've made. Or not, you can always just lie in bed for the whole day and refuse to move. That works too.

The Rules

1) Post your top comment with preferences!
2) Roll a RNG to find your prompt!
3) Reply to other top comments!

The Prompts

1) The One With the Tiger: You've woken up in someplace you don't remember being. Someone's missing a tooth. There's a tiger in the bathroom. Someone's baby is here? Or maybe you've woken up in a room full of half naked people where a rager clearly occurred. What the fuck happened? And why is there blood on your shirt?

2) The 'Nam Flashbacks: You initially wake up without any idea of what you did last night, but it' s coming back to you in horrifying visions. Oh god. No. Make it stop.

3) Kill Me Just Kill Me I Accept the Void: You wake up feeling like the Grim Reaper himself is sitting on your back playing a drum solo with your skull. You're probably on the bathroom floor. You promise yourself you'll never drink again, but we all know that's a lie.

4) Be Functional: Everything is terrible. You might throw up, the light bulb is enough to make you shrink back like a vampire, and you sat in the shower for twenty minutes and cried. But now you have to be up and awake and function like a person. Do you have a job? Or a secret mission to do? Too bad, now you gotta do it while slowly dying inside.

5) The Two Day Affair: You actually didn't drunk too much last night! But, you did the other night, and you're being punished for it. This hangover has gone on over a full day now, because you probably deserve this.

6) Waking Up In Vegas: It's like the one with a tiger, but now you're married! Surprise! Try not to vomit on your new spouse while you work this out.

7) Somebody Call the Po-lice: You've woken up in a jail cell. Maybe you remember getting here, maybe you don't. But now you've got to get out somehow, legally or otherwise, while a tiny man jackhammers the inside of your brain.

8) The Unique Cure: Everyone's got their own weird cure for a hangover. Grease, or a long run, of more alcohol. Or maybe this time you're trying some bizarre new cure that someone else swears in and down works. Raw egg? Okay, sure. If it stops the pain.

9) Still Drunk: You wake up great! You're a little wobbly, but that's okay! Life is good! Wait. You're, uh. You're still drunk, buddy. Shit.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Calling in Black? Lance grins. Despite his uneasy stomach, there's an excitement that comes with seeing the lions again. After his whirlwind adventure, familiarity is best.

Call in Blue too, I wanna fly! [Spoken more in excitement than anything. He probably still could pilot, but it'd go similarly to his first few days flying, with the garrison: horribly. But the question on the weird drink just gets him a little riled up all the same.]

An'... Haggard's Kitty Litter. The stuff I had! All gruff names, but... first one looked all bright 'n happy... like they had these sprinkle things, looked like candy... pro'lly were, tasted like it. Couldn't taste the bite at all! Litter one though... thought I drank acid, it burned. But I still had like... a lot of 'em? Cup never got empty and first... first I thought it was like the cup right? But Shasni just kept fillin' it for me.

[And then he hiccups again.] We should ask Coran t'make some! You'd probably like it. Tastes like rainbows... well, first one does. You like rainbows, Shiro?

[Shiro just cocks an eyebrow at the request for Blue. Because - no. Not doing that.]

You can fly when you're sober. We only need to level one patch of trees that's lion sized here.

[Though he thinks he remembers a clearing not too far from here so hopefully they won't have to level any trees at all. He starts walking, trying not to jar Lance - and grimaces.

It's a good thing Lance doesn't have any clearance codes or other things people could steal from him while he was inebriated because it sure sounded like someone had been deliberately trying to get him sloshed. Shiro made a mental note not to let Lance wander off on his own on strange planets any more. He was far too trusting, which was a nice quality, but dangerous for him.]

I don't like rainbows when you're vomiting them over the side of a tree.

[A little dry - and a little amused.] Let's just stick to the chocolate, okay?

[And overhead he saw the shadow of Black.]

[Lance laughs, soft but amused here. Only one patch of trees... He can get that. While he wants to argue he can fly even blindfolded--Shiro has a point there. Less work for him. He'll take it.] Gotta be nice to th'a trees, yep. [But getting to ride in the lions is nice. He'll try to visit Blue once they go back, when he's able to walk normally on his own again, and his side doesn't hurt, and he doesn't feel tentatively close to puking more rainbow liquor.]

Okaaay. Choc'late first. [He holds on a little tighter to Shiro, just grinning to himself... until they get closer to the lion and his stomach lurches again. He leans over, patting Shiro's shoulder.]

...'m gonna hurl again.

[They're in for a long ride back to the castleship.]

[I laughed so hard. Perfect line to end it on. Thanks for the thread!]

[I'm glad, it seemed fitting! lol :) You're a great Shiro, by the way~]

[aw, thanks! It was easy playing against your Lance. You've really got his voice down great!]

[Oh, thank you so much!! Lol I think this was actually my first thread with him too.]

The Hangover Meme

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good place to wrap it up?

Sounds good! Thanks for playing with me :)

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