maybe you'll catch a pokemon on your walk of shame.

[meemz]

the morning after ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme → COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE. → PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN. → PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY. ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios ① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE? ② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM? ③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY? ④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T... ⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO? ⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN? ⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl? ⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! ⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT? ⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN! Stolen from here.

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cassidy | preacher | ota

[crackpire]

[punybanner]

[I'm awful for wanting this but I can totally see Bruce running off to the middle of nowhere, aka Annville, and making some very bad decisions that happen to involve Cassidy. What do you think? :D]

Lucio | Overwatch | ota

[wubwubwub]

kadaj. advent children

[soubas]

Jacob Frye | Assassin's Creed: Syndicate | OTA

[manbaby]

ferid bathory ( owari no seraph )

[vapidly]

[ m/m for shipping, ota for a lark. ]

Morty Waldeburg | OC | OTA

[reapossessed]

[info so you know what you got into, tbh.

slaine troyard ( aldnoah.zero )

[cataphract]

inaho kaizuka ( aldnoah.zero )

[kg6]

Dean Murphy | OC | m\m

[nyc_merlin]

①

[artfullyblown]

Last night was a long time in the making. They had a business deal to work through first, despite all of Dean’s charm and flirtation. Nate liked to consider himself someone with professional integrity, someone who doesn’t fraternize with paying clients when he’s on commission. Dean truly tested that theory of himself. But last night concluded their business. Nate oversaw the installation of the pieces Dean asked for and that was that.

Of course he stayed to see them under the lights of the club, to watch the reactions the patrons had to his work. What’s the point of being an artist if you can’t see people’s reactions to your work? More than that, he allowed himself the freedom to be charmed by Dean’s outgoing and very forward nature. Of course, Nate didn’t stay until the club closed. It’s really not his scene and his somewhat awkward, introverted nature reared up in light of so much socializing. But he was waiting out back when it closed, at the very door Dean first brought him through to show him around.

An offer of coffee was made, at his place of course, after all he had a cappuccino machine that rivaled anything a coffee house could offer. Nate hoped, but didn’t actually expect it would end up with the pair of them tangled in the sheets in the cozy living space of his loft. It seemed a little fast, but it wasn’t like Dean hadn’t been doing his best to woo him in the months of their business. With all that time in mind, it hardly seemed rushed at all.

Sadly, their schedules were completely opposed. Nate fell asleep soon after their activities were concluded and woke early. Dean’s a night owl, this Nate knew from the start. He only hoped his companion wasn’t a light sleeper as he extricated his limbs from the other man’s and crept out of bed toward the kitchenette. Dean could sleep as long as he liked, Nate didn’t mind having him there at all. Still, he did his best to work quietly, sparring the cappuccino machine another run until after Dean woke. The rest he could do without much noise: a light brunch of eggs, breads, and fruit, something that will keep until Dean’s awake.

Widowmaker | Overwatch | ota

[cyanosis]

[tacticalvisor]

[This could absolutely be a walk of shame/escape from azkabed/set of shenanigans if you are down for it. I'm good with taking it silly/serious as you want if you're interested?]

takashi (shiro) shirogane | voltron

[toebeans]

[ m/f or m/m, but if it's pidge they have to be aged up pls. ]

whistles 2

[autopilots]

( keith never wakes up first between them, usually too worn out from the night before to so much as move until shiro prods him to say my arm is asleep or i have to pee and force keith awake. which is why it strikes him so oddly close to home to wake on shiro's bed in the castle, nestled up against his side with one of shiro's shirts tangled around his torso, to see the peaceful face of his lover asleep beside him. is it late? it can't be, shiro always wakes so early, under the thin guise of working out which usually translates to nightmares. that thought sparks something deep and ancient in keith, he must be having a good dream, and he watches him for a little while, placing a hand on shiro's bare chest and nosing against his jaw, listening to the way his breaths come evenly. it's relaxing, but keith finds more merit in listening than falling back asleep.

his fingers tiptoe carefully against the scars and muscles of shiro's side, taking more than his fair share of appreciative glances at his body, no stranger and yet still somehow embarrassed at the thought. when he looks at a nearby clock that reads ( the earth equivalent of ) 10 a.m., keith decides shiro will be upset if he sleeps any later -- so he takes matters into his own hands, opting to wake him in the best way he knows how.

which is how keith ends up nestled between shiro's thick thighs, his fitted underwear pushed down to his knees, and the head of his soft cock plopped into keith's mouth like a candy. )

Harley Quinn | DC Comics (preboot)

[clowngirl]

[OTA, cross-canon welcome.]

2

[venomiss]

"Mmm..."

Sunshine pouring in through a broken window finally grew bright enough to cause Ivy to stir, and she stretched all four of her long green limbs as wakefulness took her. At least, she tried to stretch them: one arm, it seemed was pinned. There was someone in her bed, a young woman with tousled blonde hair and a blissful expression on her slumbering face. With a slight sigh of exasperation, Ivy let herself fall back down flat.

That was right, Harley had stayed over the night before. She wasn't sure what the excuse was this time, it probably wasn't wholly true anyway, whatever it was, and she definitely had no idea how Harley had found her current hideout. She'd appeared, though, and thanks to that wretched soft spot in her heart for the clown girl, Ivy grudgingly let her in. Of course, Harley was as obnoxious as ever and made her regret it, but she earned her spot in her bed. To put it short, Harley ate her greens, and she seemed to enjoy it before it was time to pass out.

"Harley," she whispered her name, then blinked and thought better of it before speaking louder, "Harley. Get up." So help her, if she was going to be a problem getting out of bed...

Mercy / Dr. Angela Ziegler✦ Overwatch ✦F/M - OTA Canonmates/ over 18

[watching_over_you]

ßlake ßelladonna ∙ RWBY ∙ F/M (Canonmates OTA welcome)

[deadly_belladonna]

Dani Houston | OC | M/F

[knowsyourdrink]

because i can and it makes you happy. so there. :P

[inthepresence]

[ Pretend Dani's already awake and has coffee? ]

It was a sleepy looking archangel that shuffled into the large, window-heavy living room of the beach house he'd "borrowed" from his second eldest brother down in Long Beach, rubbing his eyes and yawning as might a human just roused from a deep slumber. The only difference was that no human could ever sport a massive set of gleaming silver wings, reaching high above his dark head and trailing long feathers nearly six feet down to trail along the floor.

Although he really didn't need sleep, it was nevertheless nice to indulge in the humans' routine whenever the opportunity presented itself. And he'd earned the time off--had been basically ordered to take it, in actuality--so Uriel had done so, not without a perfunctory grumble or three before clocking out.

And he enjoyed spending time with Dani; he ill-liked that he didn't have much chance to do so, and as long as she was with him, he didn't have to worry about her slipping out of sight and getting into who knew what sort of trouble. She also knew his background and his habits, which was a blessing in disguise, because having to explain everything over and over again was...tiring.

Which explained the heavenly--no pun intended--scent of flavored coffee filling the small dwelling hugging the California coast; Uriel squinted in the bright warm sunshine of mid-morning and shambled towards it, letting his nose be his guide.

elliot alderson | mr. robot

[cds]

[ mostly comfortable having sex when drunk or high. morning after = morning recovery. ]

Human Rocket Raccoon | GotG / MCU | M/M

[escapedfrom23]

Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey | F/M

[thequitecontrary]

Pavel Chekov | Star Trek | ota ( With a slight m/m) leaning

[seventeensir]

thomas hamilton | black sails | m/m

[affaired]

Loki | Marvel 616 (Agent of Asgard flavour)

[realitywarped]

[Girl form or boy form, either or.]

2;

[madrush]

[Tommy was exhausted.

Last night had been.. long. Super long, felt like it'd lasted for days, and there's no way that Tommy's complaining, not when almost half of it had been the best sex he's ever had, but. He's tired. His bed's too small for the both of them to sleep here, so that means a few things. Loki's gotta go, relocate to some other part of the apartment, or flip over so Tommy can lay on him.]

As much as I would love to lay here and bask in the glow of your godliness, it's hot and I'm uncomfortable.

[He lifts a hand, dropping it down on Loki's very naked stomach, shoving his palm against him to get Loki up.]

Come on, man. Move around some.

jessica jones.

[underachievement]

[ more likely to be moment after w/o previous CR or overall luke- or trishness; ota (no kilgrave) ]

brooke maddox ( scream )

[victimized]

Darlene Alderson -- Mr. Robot -- OTA

[rootaccess]

brian kinney ( qaf )

[kinnetiks]

6

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ Kirk had always been an early riser, even when he had been worked to exhaustion the night before. Not that he was complaining of course - about the early rising, or the exhaustion. Certainly not the later. His body bore the evidence of said work, and he touched those places with a proud smile as he waited for the water to warm.

Hopefully Brian wouldn't mind the captain availing himself of his shower, but Kirk had always been more of the ask forgiveness than permission type. Plus, Brian was still sleeping as far as he knew. What was the harm? First night back on shore, his first real shower in a while (sans showers were not the same as a water shower, not nearly as blissful).

Water heated, he popped open the glass door and stepped in, choking back a moan as the warmth hit him, working his fingers through his hair and basking in the sensation of water rushing over his skin. Damn, but this was almost as good as sex. Almost. ]</sub>