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[warning] sex

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suddenly naked meme .

rules .
✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

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I suppose that's true, on both accounts.

[While she drops into that fighting stance, he's suddenly lunging forward and in her face in the blink of an eye, the heel of a palm aimed squarely at her stomach.]

I guess-oi!

[She stumbles back at the lunge, but grabs his arm, making to slam her palm against his nose. Nice thing about being a vampire? Didn't have to breathe.]

Not enough! I'm immortal!

[Even though her strike shattered his nose, it didn't slow him down at all. His massive size gives him extensive leverage over her, and he's quick to attempt to flip her up, over, and into the floor.]

Funny you say that.

[She lets him thump her onto the floor, as she lets one of her arm change. It turns into shadows, which dart up to surround one of his arms.]

So am I.

Bet you still can't beat me in a fight!

[He really doesn't care that she's ensnaring one of his arms, instead twisting his hand to grip those semi-solid shadows and haul her up off the floor, sending her flying up towards the ceiling.]

You sure about that!

[She goes flying-at first. But the shadow mass tightens on his arms, reeling her back down hard and fast. If she can, she'll go for a head butt. Wherever she can get it.]

Positive!

[He sees that headbutt coming, and meets it head on. Literally. He snaps his head forward into hers with enough force to shatter bone.

Which of course, has the side effect of leaving him reeling for a few moments, since he just bashed the front of his skull in.]

[Well that didn't go as expected. At all. But hey, they're both a little bloodied for it, but when Seras stumbles back, she sees blood and starts laughing. This is hysterical.]

You can't be done already.

You kidding? I haven't even started!

[He wrenches his captured arm free of her shadows (or just flat out tears it off, depending on just how tightly those shadows are clinging to it), and fires his free arm forward as he chants his magic incantation. That head injury? Not even slowing him down anymore.

A massive chunk of ice molds itself around his fist and forearm, and it's aimed right for her stomach.]

[She is a little started at how easily he pulled free, but no matter. This was supposed to be a real fight. So that's how it was going to be.

That punch to the gut? She's going to take it. If only to grab at his arm to pull him off balance, and throw him to the ground.]

Aren't you curious why I'm immortal?

[He doesn't really try to get out of the way of that throw, instead letting her throw him right to the floor with a heavy thud. If not for the question, he would've retaliated. Instead, he just kinda stares flatly up at her.]

You're a vampire, aren't you?

That's right. I'm a vampire.

[She's just. Going to put her foot on his chest now.]

Huh. You know, you're a bit of a strange one. I've fought a werewolf before y'know. He didn't talk that much.

You make it sound like I should be scared.

[He snorts.]

So you're going to judge all werewolves based on the single one you fought before? Classy.

[He grabs both her ankles and yanks her feet out from under her, pulling her down in such a way that will leaver her sprawled out on top of him, albeit facing the ceiling.]

Nah. If I did that, it wouldn't be fun at all, yeah?

I mean that you're both-

[She yelps, and falls over. Okay, that was a little unexpected.]

...you've worse aim then him. Just saying.

My aim is just fine, actually.

[He huffs. Please be aware Seras, your crotch is now more or less in Free's face.]

You're at more of a disadvantage than I am, right now.

That right?

[Up she goes. Sitting on Free's face now. WHAT NOW WEREWOLF.]

That's right.

[What now is he's hooking his hands over her thighs as that solid-ice bikini bottom vanishes into thin air, and his lips find their way right between her legs. Despite their previous scuffling, there's no hesitation at all as he starts to eat her out.]

It's not like you can-

[She yelps, and makes to jolt up, startled. That's not what she expected to deal with in a fight. No fair!]

[She can't really jolt upwards when he's holding her down, now can she? And all's fair in war! Meaning he's not stopping, not even for a moment.

His tongue settles right on her clit, moving almost teasingly around it.]

[This isn't war, this is revenge sexing. She can't even reach back far enough to give him the same treatment. Not when she's held down.

Well, she could, but he'd likely get both arms torn off at the forearm. Oops.]

N-no fair...

[It does feel good though. She'll admit to that much.]

[They'd grow back pretty quick. Or he could just reattach them. But he can tell she's trying to fidget her way towards his crotch, and it gives him an idea.]

You want at me?

I might, or I might want something else.

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