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[waitingforsin]

suddenly naked meme .

rules .
✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

Comments

OKAY!!

[pillars]

[ The great thing is that weirder shit has happened to Aden, like, yesterday, so when this weird guy covered in pouches busts through his window, he just lowers the pair of pants he was about to put on and looks at him kind of curiously. ]

Can I help you?

[whatfourthwall]

I feel like that's a setup for a cheesy porno. And the chick goes, "I don't know can you?" with that voice full of intention, and then they get it on. But as it turns out, you probably could help me, with or without your pants on! It's cool, whatever, I don't judge.

[Wade starts rapidly spitting out whatever comes to mind when he's flustered.]

But, uhhhh, have you seen a guy around, like, yea-high, blond hair, looks like he could probably kill you with a coffee cup?

[pillars]

[ Other than a raised eyebrow, Aden pretty much is unmoved by this speech. Or whatever the hell it is. He sits down on the edge of his bed. ]

Hopefully if somebody was filming a porno in here I'd know. But stranger things, right?

[ He tilts his head. ]

Can't say it rings a bell. Wrong apartment, maybe?

[whatfourthwall]

This is what I get for listening to the old, divorced guy living in van down by the river. Funny, though! This whole network of hobos thing worked so much better for Benedict Cumberbatch. Probably because they all wanted to screw him. But have you seen his face?! He's not that good looking!

Like a lizard, that guy.

[Careful, Aden, Wade loves to gesticulate as he talks, and since he's got an armed weapon in his hand, well.]

Well, crap, I'm already here. Now the hit is off-schedule and I'm hungry. I hope you have food.

[pillars]

Whoadict whaterbatch? [ Long pause. ] Oh, that guy. That's his name? That's the worst name in history.

[ With a small sigh, he stands up - STILL COMPLETELY NAKED, INCIDENTALLY - and starts walking to the kitchen. He gestures over his shoulder at the umbrella stand. ]

You can put the gun in there if you want. How do you feel about tuna sandwiches?

[whatfourthwall]

I know right! Thank GOD someone with taste! [Wade follows after him, just not even phased by him being naked but dont blame him if he takes an interested glance or two.]

Oh, right! I still have this thing in my hand! Well, I feel silly. Go back home now, 9mm, it's not your time yet. [And into a holster it goes.] And tuna is delicious, by the way. Healthy, too. That's what they tell me. It tastes good, so it must be healthy. Like pizza, which is totally healthy, and if you don't think so, fight me.

[pillars]

[ Hey, they're good buns, he's not gonna blame Wade at all. And now he's leaning over with his head in the fridge in the Search for Tuna. ]

I'm not gonna argue with you unless you say tuna belongs on pizza. Then I'll fight you. And win.

[ He's just going to make these sandwiches right on the counter don't mind him. MAYONNAISE HO. ]