The B-Movie Scenario Meme

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B-Movie Scenario Meme

You and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.

There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.


Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
Remember to tag around


Prompts
1 - "Hail to the King, baby": Welcome to being sucked into an alternate dimension with castles and demons and books that try to eat your face off. But that's okay, you've got a shotgun and a chainsaw, right? This... is your BOOMSTICK. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.

2 - "I'm gonna need a bigger can of Raid": Spiders, preying mantises, cockroaches, ants... whatever it is that has more than four legs, it's now supersized and about to attempt to move up the food chain. You gonna take that sitting down?

3 - "But the sign says don't feed the animals!": Mother nature is pissed, and she's got the critters of the land riled up and coming after you. Whether it's snakes in a plane, rats being directed by a scrawny bastard with satchels, or genetically altered bats/sharks/sharktopuses, they all want a piece of the OTHER other white meat.

4 - "I vant to suck your bloooood": Some creepy ass mofo in a cape with bad dental work is giving you the eye. Big eyes. With some kind of unibrow shit going on that needs to be trimmed. Plucking isn't just for woman, buddy. Grab a chair leg, or hell, a pencil, and tell him that no means no.

5 - "Maybe you should have taken a left at Uranus": Yep. You guessed it. Space aliens. Weird little green men with big heads and eyes the size of footballs. What's that in their hand? Is that... is that a probe? Oh god, run. RUN!

6 - "The curse of... that thing with the curse on it": Whether you've come afoul of a gypsy curse, or you've taken something from somewhere you shouldn't have, you're cursed. Things are dropping on you, that black cat keeps crossing your path, things break just as you touch them. What else can go wrong?

7 - "Braaaaaaaaains": What's a b-movie meme without the obligatory zombies? Whether it's the Dawn of the Dead shambling ones, or the 28 Days Later running freaks of nature that have magically learned how to do parkour, you've got to deal with them. Grab a cricket-bat and your least favorite record and have at it.

8 - "Input. Does not compute. Error. Error": Robots gone wild, weee! Well, as wild as a robot can get. But when you take into consideration that they're no longer listening to you, and have decided that you're a parasitic virus on the face of the earth, you might have to try to give it the ol' reboot. IF you can reach the button...

9 - "You shore do got a purdy mouth, ah-hyuck": Ooooh. You shouldn't have taken that 'short cut'. Now you're lost in the middle of nowhere, and... wait, is that banjo music you hear? When you can yell out 'Cletus!' and someone answers, it's time to gtfo, buddy.

10 - "There's something touching my leg": Yeah, we've done evil animals, but this is specifically for the 'wtf are you still doing in the water, you goddamn idiot' scenarios. Be it huge crocs, giant anacondas, flesh eating piranhas, there's something in that murky water that wants to get a little more up close and personal with you. Say hi to Cthulu.

11 - "She blinded me with SCIENCE": You should really be more careful with your components. Your experiment has gone awry, either blending you or someone else with some poor critter you had, or some type of virus that's changing them in ways that are VERY NOT GOOD. Now's not the time to remember you didn't fully lock the restraints...

12 - "DRAGONS!": Because dragons deserve a category of their own. Seriously. Motherfucking DRAGONS, yo. And they think you look mighty tasty. And small. And puny. And helpless. Get the goddamn army to show them just how not helpless you are, or die trying.

13 - "Let's do the timewarp again": Either the tagger or the taggee is from the future or the past, coming with a message. Or just a desire to fuck shit up. Go back and kill Hilter, you say? But... I want to go into the future and fly my car around.

14 - "REET REET REET REET REET": Can we say pyscho? Or Mike Meyers? Or Krueger? Or Jason? However you want to say it, there's a crazy guy with a knife/chainsaw/sickle and you're the only thing on their mind. Can you and your tagging partner evade them? Or is your tagging partner the one after you?

15 - "Devil with the blue dress on": Something wicked this way comes. Its favorite numbers are 666, and it likes to drink blood on a moonlit beach. You've woken it somehow, or it was the prophesized time for them to come and claim what's theirs. Namely, you.

16 - "Wildcard": Don't see what you feel like playing on here? Make it up and go your own way, compadre.

Relationships
1 - Comrade in arms: You and the tagger are in this together. Until the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
2 - Enemies: You're tagging in as the antagonist in this little scenario.
3 - Unwillingly dragged into this: You were just walking along, minding your own business, when BAM. Now you're in the middle of this mega-crap.
4 - Consulting Expert: You're the expert that they're coming to for answers. You got any? HUH?
5 - Wildcard: Come up with your own relationship.

Comments

Lochlann Tait | Urban Fantasy OC | ota

[selich]

15

[smilederek]

Okay, so... what exactly was the deal you made for it?

[The doors and windows are barricaded, and for the moment, the banging that's been plaguing the house they're locked in has fallen quiet. It'd be wishful thinking for Derek to begin to assume that means that this is over, however.

He knows a perilously small amount about demons, but what he does know is that they're hungry, undeterrable, and that they hold people to their deals...]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[littleredridingstiles]

14

[buriesthebones]

[What Stiles likely saw first was Isaac, fully wolfed out, running down the street directly at him. Then, as he drew near, he leaped directly at him...or rather, over him, because honestly, as much as he liked to watch Stiles squirm, right now he honestly couldn't care less about what Stiles was doing. He just had to get away from the chainsaw wielding nutcase who, just at that moment, walked perfectly calmly around the corner and began walking toward them, revving his chainsaw as he went.]

Jack Torrance | The Shining

[scaretaker]

[FOR ALL YOUR #14 NEEDS]

I'll take #14 for $500, Alex

[manofiron]

[ This is the last time Tony agrees to do this undercover shit for Fury. The man’s got assassins and spies and who the fuck knows what else. They’d be more appropriate for this little mission, not Tony. Who, owing to this whole “undercover” nonsense, doesn’t have the suit.

No, he’s posing as himself, the eccentric owner of Stark Industries, obliviously doing a tour of New England. And right now, said eccentric billionaire is currently walking down the darkened hallway of the hotel he’s spending the night in, path lit only by the light of the reactor glowing in his chest.

It’s really the last time he stays in one of these archaic mom-and-pop establishments. So okay, maybe he’d had too much to drink earlier in the evening, but really? It shouldn’t be this difficult to find the bar. ]

Sam Witwicky | Transformers

[nonononono]

7. With a pyrokinetic in the mix.

[charring]

[There's a redhead running your way, Sam. She's fast. She's clearly alive. And the things that are following her? The zombies? Yeah, they're fast, too. They're ridiculously and hideously and impossibly fast so you might want to start moving.

Also some of those things? They're on fire and pissed. She has advice as she flies past. It's good advice.]

Head for the bank!

abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

((modern au also available; deets here.))

I suppose #4 is a given?

[shattered_looking_glass]

[ooc: and you'll have to excuse my alice, i'm a little rusty!]

[Vampires. Alice has never had to deal with them before, but she certainly wouldn't put it past her fantasy world to have them. However, she isn't there, currently, she's very much within the real world.

The scene is rather cliche. The night is dark, clouds very nearly obscuring the moon. Dim streetlamps are the only illumination and the lights reflect off of Alice's Vorpal Blade as it glitters in her hand. There isn't any sight of life...yet.

She knows better than anyone else not to let her guard down because of the quiet.

There's a noise behind her, and she whirls instantly, her skirt flaring a little as she does so, raising the knife to chest level, it's tip pointed towards where she thought the sound came from. Silence.]

You'd might as well reveal yourself. [At this point, she doesn't care if it's what she's looking for or the vampire. Either way, she simply want to know.]

Nancy Holbrook | A Nightmare on Elm Street

[nightmarishly]

Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf

[buriesthebones]

got a 2 - wolves vs bugs

[triskeled]

[And they were suddenly at the bottom of the food chain.

So much for being an apex predatory when you were forced on the run from a horde of super-sized insects. This was perfect hunting ground for them, the old subway tunnels; dark, dank, and more dark. But Derek and his pack could see just as well in the darkness, too.

The plan was to split up into groups of two - Erica left with Boyd and Derek with Isaac - get to high ground, escape the underground tunnels. Somehow that was proving to be a lot harder than he initially thought. Especially when there was a king-sized spider web barricading their path forward.] Wait. [He stops the other with an arm outstretched.]

Veronica | Heathers

[justgotback]

Daryl Dixon | The Walking Dead | OTA

[daryld]

[He knows zombies but feel free to mix it up with other choices! :D]

Sam Bell | Moon

[sixth]

9

[wrex_it_krogan]

[How a human could be dumb enough to visit the Krogan world of Tuchanka, Wrex couldn't know. The temperature could switch from leaving a nice burn on your skin after three hours of direct exposure to so cold that one could barely survive fifteen minutes in light clothes. And that excluded the nasty radiation left by the nuclear fallout, courtesy of the warring tribes. Around the surface was the wreckage of the krogan civilization before they moved underground to the bunkers of their poisoned world. Above ground, the sky took on a poisonous yellow-orange.

Clearly this wasn't a world meant for humans, even if you did exclude the dangerous predators and the equally violent Krogan species. One Krogan caught drift of rumors of a human on this world. He thought he might follow this guy from a distance, get a good lead on him. He's out there, somewhere in that wreckage...]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf | OTA

[smilederek]

6

[buriesthebones]

Ugh.

[The box smelled weird, so he opened it. He didn't even look at the runes carved around the edges, because he honestly wasn't worried about some writing in an ancient language he couldn't even read. The movement stirred up a bunch of dust, making Isaac sneeze. Then he sneezed again. And again. Once the dust cleared up enough for him to stop sneezing, and sucking in with each breath an awful stench of a corpse long dead, he looked inside and saw a rotting corpse. He slammed the lid shut in disgust, but it was already too late. He'd opened the box and triggered the curse. And, for that matter, another sneezing fit since the sudden movement stirred up more dust.]

Odd Della Robbia | Code Lyoko | OTA

[aimless_arrow]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | OTA!

[3_14]

7!

[exorcizamus]

[ Damn. He thought he'd seen the last of the walkers, once the Croatoan scene had been fled. Apparently that wasn't the case here. Squinting through the boarded-up windows of the miserable town they'd currently invaded, Sam grits his teeth. ]

... There's a lot more out there now.

[ It hadn't seemed that bad, earlier. But, this... wasn't looking good. ]

Indiana Jones | OU | Open

[fortune_and_glory]

[Warning... Can get wordy as mess...]

6 - 2ish? Frenemies? Frenemies with occasional ill-advised benefits?

[bitchisaghost]

[Ran halfway across the planet to try to beat Jones to sacred bracelets in a Brazilian rain forest temple? Check.
Came upon the bracelets at the same time as Jones, rushed the pedestal and each grabbed one of the pair? Check.
Curse activated, now stuck to Jones at the wrists? ...Check.]

This is all your fault.

[Camping without a tent in a forest temple is lousy enough, doing so stuck with somebody you wish you could strangle is just torture.]

Cave Johnson | Portal [AU] | Open, but this is a set up for 11 - 5

[gahddamnlemons]

Greetings!

I'm Cave Johnson... Founder and CEO for APERTURE SCIENCE.

You've been selected for opportunity of a life time...

Now who's ready to do some Science?!

I'll be your guide through most of the courses, so don't you worry your pretty little heads, hands, and feet... You won't be lonely.
... Or bored.

11 - 5 :D

[daryld]

Courses? What sort o' courses?

Michael Morbius ☠ The Living Vampire/Spiderman/Blade OTA

[doesnotsparkle]

[ Here's a vampire, have fun kidddies.]

4.... with 3

[didnotwant]

[Seriously what about her said 'likes moon lit strolls with creepy vampires'? She doesn't date and she's a werewolf. Thank goodness it isn't a full moon but she's still is trying to escape the remote mansion.

Thuggish brute types are trying to capture her to bring her back to their undead master and all she has to defend herself is a pen knife. Transforming would be a bad idea as she isn't even sure what might happen if she gives into the call of the wolf. The wolf itself wants to kill the creature that presumes it can cage her.

And she has no idea she's running in the direction of that guy she had seen at a road side dinner at least a day ago. So how did the Living Vampire get dragged into this insane adventure?]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

[otherwise known as thursday.]

Loki Odinson/ Marvel Movie-Mythology

[mischief_maker]

we're mixing it all up~

[bifroster]

[Jane was minding her own business, you know.

She wins a free trip to Romania, she gets to enjoy some gorgeous Old World cities, explore some castles and fantastic mountain ranges, and gets to enjoy a spooky night in a spooky and supposedly haunted castle. It's fun and different and her room has this huge balcony with an unobstructed view of the night sky.

If only her host weren't so weird, this would be a perfect vacation, but she can't fault in an eccentric hermit for being an eccentric hermit.

Not that she knows that he is really an immortal wizard (and maybe vampire) who needs some special ingredients for a spell or two tonight.]

victoria winters (dark shadows)

[disjoined]

janet majors (shock treatment/rocky horror)

[luckystarred]

11

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Magic? That was old hat. It was all about science now. And Discord had a plan that would knock the socks off the scientific community....well that and being the first draconequus scientist, a leap in the field in of itself.

He stood in the hideously cliched lab coat, complete with an afro as he gazed out over the outcroppings of his ruined castle. Nearby stood his machine, a network of wires, tubing, and plugs so complex even he couldn't fathom it.]

And they told me you couldn't convert clouds lightning into rock candy. We'll show them who's crazy--me!

blind mag (repo! the genetic opera)

[outfly]

victor frankenstein | frankenstein [modern au]

[pyr]

The Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[icanbuyafez]

[Most likely an expert consultant, comrade in arms, or he dragged you into this.]

12-1! (This is my first time trying one of these, please bear with me!)

[windfromthemoon]

[It was supposed to be just a simple excursion into the woods to familiarize himself with Earth's plant life and maybe bring some wild berries and mushrooms back for dinner. But somewhere along the line, maybe just past that ancient moss covered tree that looked like it just may have survived the Dark History thousands of years ago and still lived on today, something went... wrong. Very wrong.

Wrong to the tune of a fearsome red lizard with enormous wings, glistening scales, razor-sharp claws, and of course, flame breath.

Unfortunately for Loran an old scout's field guide wasn't exactly adequate protection from angry dragons. And running back to the White Doll was out of the question, at least if he wanted to make it back without being burnt to a crisp. Just what was he supposed to do in a situation like this?!]

Itsuki Koizumi | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[The most cheerful guy you'll ever find during a zombie apocalypse.]

Hulk(/Bruce Banner) | MCU | OTA

[hulkish]

(( hulk is a b-movie monster. he's bright green ffs. ))

Re: Hulk(/Bruce Banner) | MCU | OTA

[dragunform]

There were robots -- robots everywhere, clanking about in their plasticky-looking carapaces, with domes that appeared to be made of tin foil. The flailing movements of their arms might have been intended to be menacing, but the way they lumbered along the street in directionless fashion sort of ruined the effect.

Nonetheless, passersby were running and screaming. A woman in a white dress stood, her mouth agape, as a robot slowly, awkwardly approached her, pointing and opening her mouth to scream dramatically at it instead of jogging away.

Ryuutaros kept hold of his cap as he was jostled by the fleeing citizens, more interested in seeing what was going on than in escaping. "Hey, hey! What's going on?"