six word stories

[effulgent]

SIX WORD STORIES
Just like back in the LJ days.

• Write a story in six words.
  
• Based off the sixwordstories/smuttysixwordstories comms that were created based on this story from wired in which they asked authors of all genres to write six word stories.
  
• Each comment should be in it's entirety, exactly six words.
  
• Your comment can contain more than one story. Just number or letter them like tfln.

Comments

Pidge | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[reverseengineer]

What if I press that button?

Dipper Pines | Gravity Falls

[krmvgivv]

YVG BLF XZM'G IVZW GSRH HVMGVMXV.

[scotchyscotchscotch]

UGH ALL CONSONANTS WAIT ONE I

Wander | Wander Over Yonder

[neverhurtstohelp]

Hey there, friend, need any help?

[hatermakesitbetter]

NO I DON'T WANT ANY HELP.

Matt Murdock || MCU

[trustinthedevil]

He couldn't have prepared for this.

Eric Taylor | Friday Night Lights

[cleareyes]

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

You win the Internets.

[shelbycobra]

I think that's a good way to look at it.

( future ) trunks | dragon ball z/super

[futuretrunks]

1. Not really sure about this, buddy.

2. [Super Saiyan Level Two now activated]

3. [a slight flush to his cheeks]

4. I... don't know what that is.

Guy Gardner | DC Comics (preboot)

[greenestlantern]

If anyone asks.... Jordan fucked up.

Detective Amy Santiago | Brooklyn 99

[sextapes]

I'm a notary. No big deal.

The Corellian Space Pirate || Star Wars

[twelve_not_fourteen]

1) Just watching your back, as always.

2) She just going on and on ...

3) It's not what it looks like!

4) Can we please change the subject.

1.)

[upadly_aniol]

Then watch their back closely. Because sometimes, the danger can come even from closest people, and then you'll loathe yourself forever for being one second too late to protect the only one who matters.

Wade Wilson | Deadpool

[meta]

Youallhaveweakgame ifyoutryhardenough youcanhaveas manywordsas youwantyoujust havetobecreativewithspaces.

Jeremy Gilbert | TVD | OTA

[battlelined]

I am really tired of fighting.

[asurvivor]

Soooo, quit fighting.

Grif | Red vs Blue

[whyarewehere]

1. It wasn't my fault this time!

2. The problem is that takes effort.

3. Well fuck this shit, I'm out.

Re: Grif | Red vs Blue

[voicecracking]

1. Since when has that ever mattered?

roxas ( kingdom hearts )

[aboy]

1. Sea salt is the best flavor.

2. Not like I'm really needed there.

3. And then there was only one.

Han Solo | Star Wars

[parsecs]

hi "being torn apart," i'm dad.

sorry about this sengoku kiddo here, Han, he's not right in the head

[upadly_aniol]

Torn apart? Whoever said it, they know nothing of being torn apart! I'm being torn apart. Tell that imposter to shut up!!

Do you know what even happened to me, to tear my soul apart?! I lost my Lord!

tate langdon | american horror story

[tates]

1. All fun and games until... boom.

2. Life sure does suck, doesn't it?

3. Sunshine, lollipops, and blah blah blah.

[neverhurtstohelp]

Life doesn't suck! There's good things all around if you just look for it.

Jemma Simmons | Agents of SHIELD

[biochemistry]

1. We've never had a birthday together.

2. I'm thinking too much, as usual.

3. I shouldn't get caught up lamenting.

The Dag | Mad Max: Fury Road

[seedings]

1. It's kinda like havin' a demon.

2. We make things grow. Real things.

3. They keep me sane. She does.

1

[go_away]

Would you consider that to be a good thing, or a bad thing?

[morally_cryptic]

Can't believe I'm playing this game.

[neverhurtstohelp]

Nothing wrong with having a little fun every once in a while!

Marie Kreutz l The Bourne Series l OTA

[reluctantaccessory]

You always, always have a choice.

[battlelined]

Do you?

OBI-WAN KENOBI / star wars. [ padawan vers.]

[kenobraid]

I'd rather not lecture you today.

what am i doing

[blindpadawan]

I'd rather not hear one today.

Allison Argent | TW | OTA

[silverbow]

1. Should have stopped for gas earlier.

2. Oh. I wasn't using that anyway.

3. Calling that parkour is being nice.

1

[battlelined]

you run out of gas?

Curie (Plague Doctor) {} The Darkest Dungeon

[darkestdoctor]

1. I didn't think that would happen!

2. The green coloration should go away.

3. You probably won't die right away.

Rider | Fate/zero

[hellenization]

1. That wine was plenty good, thanks.

2. Hm. Why not call it Iskanderon?

3. Video game tactics are surprisingly tricky.

/slides in here with a 2

[ex_usignolo141]

You don't think that's a mouthful for a cat?

Buffy Summers | BtVS

[gr8muppetyodin]

So maybe I haven't seen everything.

[howmuch]

Not everything, no. But give it a year. Maybe two.

Mibuchi Reo // Kuroko no Basuke

[showyousomethingnice]

That game made no absolutely no sense.

[bokushi]

(You made a typo error, Reo. Or was it done on purpose?)

You said 'no' twice. Total: seven.