It's getting hot in here

[justformemes]

The Strip Tease Meme
This one's easy. Post to the meme and get your strip on (or off rather).
You can even say if you'd prefer to be the one performing the strip tease or receiving.
Whether you're a Magic Mike or a showgirl, everyone's invited.

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Steve Rogers | MCU | M/F

[americanclassic]

[Haven't seen CW, don't care about spoilers. More likely to be the one receiving (Steve being dragged into a strip club is my eternal dream), can discuss other options via PM. No minors (21+)]

consider him dragged?

[simply_baroness]

[There were lighter clubs out there they could have taken him to but friends aren't real friends if they only do things half-way. If you were going to introduce someone into the underside of the modern world, you took them to a place that was more leather than lace. Leather and latex in oil slick black and blood loss red. The drinks were straight up. The music was something purring and wailing and pulsing. And on the stage? Women with smoky eyes that moved like acrobats with each spin and dip.

If you really wanted to embarrass and/or introduce your friend though, you bought him a private show in a private room and you left him there to wait for his hired dancer to arrive.]

Saya Masaki | Neon Sign Amber | m/m

[gyaruo]

[He'd have to be convinced by someone he really cares about to perform a (private) strip tease. Alcohol would help but not necessary! Receiver role is fine too!]

Daario Naharis * GoT * M/F

[warandwomen]

[Receiving, please. Bonus points if he's a bouncer or owner.]

Rey | SW:TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

[ooc: Either /or. Up for discussion.]

Alistair » Dragon Age » OTA

[ex_elfblooded446]

Hol Horse | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure | ota

[fuckaroo]

[yes please!! hol can be stripping or receiving, your choice.]

arthur | inception | m/m

[briefed]

ishiah, NIGHTLIFE.

[reform]

( m/m preferred. )

thomas raith ( dresden files )

[debauches]

Kazuhira Miller | Metal Gear | OTA, gen hilarity welcome

[neverloseagain]

[there's like an 80% chance he's drunk and decided to semi-jokingly strip for everyone]

Re: how can I miss this?

[eats_snakes]

Hngh. Kaz?

[You feeling ok, buddy? Snake isn't used to seeing you this way.]

HELLO AGAIN

[neverloseagain]

[as it turns out, Kazuhira Miller has a long and illustrious history of getting naked when he shouldn't be. not just with women and men, but also just in general when alcohol is in the mix. but there are worse types of drunks to be than the kind who still holds the informal record at his old college for longest distance streaked before getting arrested. plus, Kaz is never dull at any of MSF's monthly birthday parties, even clothed. he is, however, probably a bad example.]

[tonight, someone had mentioned stripping, Kaz had jokingly offered to strip since there weren't any women around, and someone else had joked 'nah, you should go find Boss and strip for him, see the look on his face'. joke or not, Kaz had promptly taken that suggestion, and somewhere on base, there's a group of drunken soldiers laughing about how the Commander was actually going to do it.]

Snake. Snake.

I'm doing great. Have you ever seen som-- no, I bet you haven't. You're too innocent. Pure, never seen a woman take her clothes off. That's cute. You're--

[and he promptly switches to Japanese, because what he really means is かわいい, which is literally the last word Boss would be associated with.]

--cute, sometimes, but I bet you don't know it. Don't think anybody sees it but me. But just for you, I'll strip--

[and he's back to English, because that's a loanword]

--Wanna see? You do. I know it. I'm hot.

Re: I just had to XD

[eats_snakes]

[Huh? Was Kaz....drunk? Shit. He was. Had he been drinking Tequila without Snake even knowing? Oh, Kazuhira. The older soldier will now be confused regarding the state of his sub commander.]

Kaz? You ok? [He raised an eyebrow about the statement regarding him not seeing a woman take her clothes off. He had actually. Eva. That was a long time ago now.]

I have seen a woman take off her clothes before, Kaz. What the?-

[He was lost for words when the blond said he was hot. Yes, he was but that wasn't the point! He was going to strip in front of everyone!]

Get a hold of yourself! [Snake launched an arm out to stop Kaz from removing any part of clothing. He couldn't. Not here. Not in the view of the other men. Anyone could walk here and see this display.]

[neverloseagain]

[hell yes, tequilla. you know what one of the best parts of coming to the Americas was for Kaz? tequilla. to be fair, he's been sharing. drinking alone's no fun, after all.]

C'mon, Snake, lighten up. You're always so uptight. When-- you need to blow a load, I bet. Do you even--

[and he utters a creative Japanese euphemism for 'jerk off']

--and you've never seen a naked man, then, wait. Okay. No, you've showered. A guy in-- Looked at a dick. Another dick. Really looked at it, not the is-he-bigger peek when you take a piss. Looked at a man.

I was gonna strip.

[he swats at Boss' arm, and tries to tug at his scarf with his best attempt at a seductive look. it's a poor attempt.]

[eats_snakes]

[Snake sighed and gave up trying to stop Kaz. Whatever the man was going to do he was going to do it. Besides, it might actually be fun to see what the blond does. He was young and Snake was battle-weary and rather stubborn. Kaz was the side of him that he secretly needed. A side that showed what fun life could be.]

Hngh. I know what a dick is, Kaz. Just not sure if I want to see yours right now.

[Actually, he does.]

Go on then. Strip for me. Give it your best shot.

[Snake stepped back to give the man room for his "display."]

Ocelot || MGS V || ota

[gunslinging_wildcat]

[One drunk kitty.]

Zevran | Dragon Age

[crowkiller]

[readytocomply]

[At some point in their relationship, they'd decided to start taking work together.

Small missions, though they weren't really that, here and there to earn money to fund their moving around so much. Nobody could find them if they kept moving, HYDRA and the Crows both pushed to the back of their minds as they went from place to place.

So having a mission like this one, undercover at a strip club to find out which of the men was stealing from the others, was simple. One of them went in to work, the other as a customer. Bucky would have voted Zevran to do the dancing, he's more fluid and beautiful, he thinks, but he'd hurt himself on the last job and wasn't completely recovered. He wasn't sure if he could pull it off, but with Zevran in the crowd, Bucky was a little more at ease.

He's got his hair pulled back in a bun, an outfit on that had been chosen for him, and the music starts. A slow and steady beat. He walks out, stiff, uncomfortable, stopping in the middle of the stage. His eyes flick from person to person but he can't find Zevran. He takes a breath, begins to move his hips side to side, slow and easy, no real rhythm at first. One, two, back and forth. One, two, Zevran. He swallows roughly, eyes meeting Zevran's across the room.

Bucky slides his hands up his chest, back down to his hips, rocking his hips to the beat as he mutes out the noise around him.]

[crowkiller]

[The thought of dancing in front of others, especially Bucky, did not make Zevran shy at all. He loves attention like that, craves it even. To have others stare and desire him, and to have the full attention of the one person he really wanted...oh there was nothing better. The thought of teasing Bucky with such an intimate dance is alluring to him. He makes a mental note do just that when they have some downtime. But alas, here he is in the audience, in a stool that was near the catwalk of the stage.

He had broken a rib or two during their last job. Nothing that he hadn't had before, but it was enough to keep him from getting naked in front of strangers. Most didn't like to see bruised and bandaged skin when they were trying to get off. So he is playing the role of the customer tonight, his hair is down and he is dressed in a fitted suit with the collar loose around his neck.

He orders a drink and it gets to his hand just as the lights go dim and the music starts. He's excited now, and that excitement only rises whenhe sees what Bucky is wearing. But then he starts dancing...if he could call it that. He groans, his palm covers his mouth for a moment. He isn't even moving to the music. Zevran wants to jump up there and move him, grind against him and show him what to do. And when their eyes meet and things gets better. He smirks, his hand falls to the bar and grasps the glass in front of him. He brings it to his lips and gives Bucky a wink.

[readytocomply]

[Bucky would've switched if he could. Zevran would have enjoyed this, been so much better at handling the crowd, and his body, damn, Bucky would've enjoyed watching. He was never taught this kind of dance, if that's what it could be called, his body is graceful in other ways, but the longer he moves, eyes locked on Zevran's, the easier it is.

His mouth curves up into a matching smirk, eyes rolling at the wink, twisting around so his back's to the crowd to hide his smile.

The music picks up, and instead of moving faster, messing up, Bucky tugs a glove off, tosses it. Looking over his shoulder, getting into it, he tugs the other off, twisting his hips as he turns back around. He tosses the glove in his direction, exhaling softly. His eyes go straight back to Zevran's, his hands run down his chest as his brows raise, fingers hooking in the band of his jeans, undoing the clasp.]

[crowkiller]

[Zevran only gets a taste of his drink before he places in down and forgets about it. Bucky might be a little stiff, but he looks good and that's all that really matters. He smirks as he leans closer, elbows on the bar after he pulls a twenty out of his jacket pocket. He had to look like a big spender, not like he was really spending money when it was just going straight to his partner though.

The smirk on his face turns into a grin as he watches the muscles in his back, shoulders, and waist. Oh, he is a fine thing to look at. To know that others are looking at him the same way, he might get a little jealous if not for the fact that Bucky was coming home with him. He wants to shout that to the world, but he will be happy to just twirl the bill between his fingers as he stares luridly at his dancer.

And then he starts to tease, and Zevran feels his heart pound. His pupils blow, only a thin ring of gold around the black. Bucky know exactly how to get his blood flowing and he loves it. His empty hand moves under his chin to keep his jaw from dropping. He didn't want to be a drooling mess on the bar, he had to look semi professional here.

'Come here'. He mouths silently. His eyes flickering down his body to where his hands are. He wonders just how much Bucky will show here.]

Loki » Mythology » OTA

[laegjarn]

Arthur | BBC Merlin | OTA

[princewart]

DEAN WINCHESTER | SUPERNATURAL | OTA

[baby_no]

[ awkward. ]