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The

Ultimate,

Rather Classy

RPG MEME

    By the power of the gods that be, you are now in an RPG (hey, that rhymed...).

    Narrator: Your life force can be measured in numbers, monsters are real, and sodas give plus three to your Will stat. An evil wizard has set out to conquer the land and/or dragons are roaming free, either blowing up villages or scoring with beautiful women in human forms.

    Narrator: And you are dead center in it. Simply act as though your character is in an RPG Medium! (Although a fantasy setting is recommended, it is not required in some cases)

    Narrator: Your party members are ready. Equip your best weapon. Enjoy the story...the one YOU make!

    Rule 0: Have lots of fun. Don't stress the details too much if you don't want to.

    Rule 1: Don't talk about--I mean, post your character, their canon/oc and stuff. Preferences, if any. OTA is almost a requirement here.

    Rule 2: Roll that magical Random Number Generator (or your own dice--I don't judge!) and select the corresponding "situation"--one of six. Then roll a 1-20 (you can do this with with six-sided die by rolling four times--if your roll is 21, 22, 23 or 24, than subtract 20 and there's your roll, son!) for the specifics.

    Rule 3: Party members show up and leave by their own whims...insert "xxx joined your party!" or the reverse at your discretion.

    Rule 4: This is not just a two-person thing--you probably have a party of 2-4. Plus or take a shopkeeper or villain or what have you.

    Here's the situations--

    1: Combat

    2: Drama/comedy

    3: Plot

    4: Dungeon Crawlin'

    5: Town or Overworld related

    6: Free card--pick your own situation and roll for a specific! (or not.....)

    Combat:
    1: Random encounter
    2: First boss
    3: First fight...ever
    4: Rescue someone from monster
     5: Unwinnable boss
    6: Aftermath of particularly tough boss
    7: Wake up Call boss
    8: Monster is blocking your path
    9: Dueling your friend...
    10: Dueling sombody who is NOT your friend
    11: Big battle scene
    12: Climactic battle
    13: Secret boss battle
    14: Party bickers--it gets violent
    15: That One Boss...
    16: Evening the Odds
    17: The "Not" Battle
    18: The Tutorial Fight
    19: The Final Battle
    20: Wild Card! Choose your specific! Or make one up as you go!

    Drama/comedy:
    1: First meeting with friends
    2: A little distrust goes a long way...
    3: Town is destroyed (also known as "There Goes Springfield...")
    4: Romantic moonlight meeting with love interest
    5: Party bickers--it doesn't get (too) violent
    6: Party member perishes--could be a source of trigger
    7: There's a traitor in the group
    8: Betrayal! But why?...(he/she can return)
    9: Someone puts their life on the line for this!!!
    10: Love confession
    11: We are out of food!
    12: This is the wrong map...
    13: Love interest shenanigans
    14: Hot springs scene
    15: That party member no one likes
    16: Time for jokes around the fire
    17: Cook-off
    18: Dreams of the future (no matter how "silly" they might be)
    19: Are you SURE you graduated Mage College?
    20: Wild Card! Pick or make up your own!

    Plot:
    1: The legend begins...
    2: First quest!
    3: You and your new party member solve the case!
    4: Side questing here...
    5: The first bad guy
    6: Legends of the past, revealed
    7: That's a mighty fine....LEGENDARY sword/mace/etc. you have there...
    8: Party member get!
    9: Cries for help are answered
    10: Teeth clenched teamwork to help this person
    11: The real bad guys shows up
    12: Cast member has a sacred destiny/ancestry
    13: A secret of the past, revealed
    14: We need to rescue xxx!
    15: Head or Heart decision
    16: Town in danger--a party member knows how to help!
    17: Discussing battle plans by campfire...
    18: The final plot
    19: Save the World!!!
    20: PIck your own! Or just make it up. That's the power of choice!

    Dungeon Crawlin'
    1: First dungeon!
    2: You're getting used to this "dark corridors and traps" thing...
    3: A seasoned member knows the way
    4: Let's split up!
    5: A rather easy puzzle...party members discuss what is going on
    6: Boss is dead...why is this place FALLING APART!?
    7: The scary dungeon
    8: The suspiciously spacious sewer system (it's easy to say five times fast, actually...)
    9: The hi-tech-for-some-reason dungeon
    10: IN SPACE!
    11: Wake up in the bad guy's fortress....time to escape
    12: An intricate trap/puzzle system...
    13: A place of memories
    14: The secret, optional dungeon
    15: The obligatory, heavily symbolic dungeon
    16: Castle raiiiiid!
    17: That One Dungeon...
    18: We need to rest...
    19: Final dungeon!!!!
    20: Make up your own! There's quite a few I couldn't fit in here!

    Town or Overworld
    1: Waking up in an unfamiliar world (aka Stranger in a Strange Land)
    2: Hometown hijinks!
    3: You all meet in a pub...
    4: Staying a night in the inn
    5: What the hell kinda price is THAT!?!
    6: Debating what to buy
    7: Dividing the spoils
    8: You're here--might as well go on a date!
    9: Meeting the king/queen/whatever
    10: Something wrong with this place...
    11: Are we lost?...
    12: Where should we set up camp?
    13: What do you mean this town has been gone for 100 years!?
    14: On the road, a traveler's tale of adventure
    15: An even stranger land
    16: Carrying your incapacitated comrade(s)
    17: Healing the wounded
    18: Are intraparty relationships off-limits?
    19: I'll miss you guys when this is over
    20: Put on your thinking cap--this is the wild card!

    Narrator: Now, onwards to Adventure.....</cut>

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