Would You Hit That?

[waitingforsin]

The Would You Hit That? Meme

You suddenly have the urge to tell that person what you would or wouldn't do to them.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[unorthodoxies]

[ GOSH, KUJO, HE JUST WANTS YOU TO SAY THAT YOU WOULDN'T DO HIM AT ALL.

Is that. So much. To ask. ]

Wrong! An'I got a better idea for y'kid, I'm gonna make you a goddamn eunuch. Y'ain't ever gonna get it up for a hot chick again!

[mystifying]

[ oh god, his eyes start watering at the edges. tears threatening to spill over. ]

But... that's horrible! What's the point of living if you can't chase after the babes.

Will you reconsider if I get you a muffin basket?

[unorthodoxies]

No point at all. Might as well consider jumpin' right into the heart of Mount Doom, after that.

[ But hold on up here, brotha...! ]

...muffin basket?

[mystifying]

Yeah, a muffin basket! My mom says they fix everything... especially when uh mending the hearts of slighted women.

[ well that came out wrong. ]

Not that you're a slighted woman... man.

[unorthodoxies]

[ Yeah, you done fucked up. And you're out of chances, on top of that. ]

C'mere, kid. We'll start with the boot.

[mystifying]

But, you can't! I already told you I'm allergic, and I'm too young-- I didn't even mean to make you mad. I haven't even wrote my will yet.

[ ...full on sobs. ] I'm the captain of the soccer team. Without me Shima won't have any friends, he'll be alone.

Please have mercy.