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[websandquips]

Ouch. That sounds painful. Were other parts at least less...bad?

[pivotpoint]

You won't be indecent.

[To start with.]

[uxo]

you got something against poker?
or dignity?

[websandquips]

Glad you think so.

If I were doing it, sure. But it's not really selfish if you do.

[maidaein]

Good point

Though I've heard guys like being talked dirty to... regardless of who's on top

Al Capone | Boardwalk Empire | OTA

[makingastatement]

1. I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

2. DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.

3. You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter

4. text him!

[scarlet_devil]

So much for your sense of adventure...

neal caffrey | white collar

[allegations]

1. Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so I'm assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi.

2. Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.

3. I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda.

4. Text him!

[thebluepal]

wait, they don't teach comebacks in hotshot pilot class?

[renegadejedi]

You're as considerate as always. Didn't your mother teach you to be kind to those who are suffering?

Oh, wait.

[renegadejedi]

There's nothing dramatic about my impending demise!

[renegadejedi]

It was a fantastic idea and I don't know why you stopped me.

[partnerinlaw]

I'm a lawyer. I'm extremely dignified.

You have something against fun?

[derriphan]

Because, as you so creatively put it, I have the personal style of a colour-blind Jawa and if I'm to be shelling out enough credits to feed a moderate-sized planetoid for a year then I should at least pick something tasteful.

So, with a stone or without?

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[blacksquadleader]

I was asleep.

she just wants mom and dad to stop fighting /sob

[matreshka]

Might've been, yeah. And good. She's good for you.

[one_for_all]

SOMETIMES I'M TOO BUSYING HERO-ING TO CATCH IT MYSELF.

BUT IF I DID IT I WOULD BE DOING IT FOR YOU WHO WOULD WANT IT DONE. I WOULD SIMPLY BE AN EXTENSION OF YOUR WILL. WHICH WOULD BE SELFISH AND SOMETHING I CANNOT ALLOW.

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[pisaller]

haha. i could think of a dozen different agendas with that look you had going on

he's ruined

[powershifts]

Pretty sure saints don't go around advertising themselves. Or have diaries with kittens on them and cutout pictures of shirtless dudes.

[yakiniku]

I will not open up as there is nothing to open up about.
You are in search of information that does not exist.

[And even if it did he was unlikely to mention it to Genji anyway, but maybe in another 7 years.

sameen shaw | person of interest

[simulators]

1. pretty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower

2. bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here

3. I turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?

4. Text her!

thea queen (arrow)

[vigoria]

a. How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?

b. I'm like, not good at living.

c. Does this mean I have to put a bra on now

d. Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.

e. text her

[busdriver]

shows confidence, too. turn up with a pizza, it says you know you're gonna win and the world won't end.

anything.

[yakiniku]

Ah, so the cowboy was speaking true.

[nippinatyournose]

They were... OKAY. I guess. Like I said, he was nice to look at but that was pretty much it.

I'm so bad at dating.