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Nico Holt Jr. | Original

[kambal]

1. I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
2. He's worked out some sort of arrangement where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into a flat with two king beds pushed together.
3. I'm lying here struggling with the idea that I need to put trousers on.
4. I got so high last night I started crying because I couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is.
5. I'm talking to a corgi on Cuddlr... wtf has my life come to.

[sixth]

Okay, the truth is, I decided to keep the cat myself.

[enma_ai]

Do you need anything?

[cyberbullied]

i don't plan to.

1

[prettycoolguy]

Should I be concerned about receiving this?

Sam Wilson | MCU

[wecandobetter]

1. I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.

2. Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.

3. You got banned for life at a $30/a night motel? What are you doing with your life?

4. Text him!

[scrapture]

WhAT LIKE

PRISON?????????

ALREADY DID My TIME M8 I AINt GOIN BACK!!!!

[gbpp]

Last time, I blew a hole in the side of the tower.

I've got a vintage open.

[flayerhater]

Oh my! You've flayed me good sir!

Just then, my loyal hounds RUSH to my rescue and devoue your pecker! You scream and cry and beg for mercy. 😭😭

[sixth]

Apparently. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked.

Sara Lance | Arrow/LOT

[thecanarylives]

1. That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.

2. She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.

3. Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live

4. Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza

5. Text her!

NO!!!!

[escarabajo]

don't come crying to me when your legs get cold.

ada connie rubirosa | law & order

[secondchair]

(Still voicetesting!)

A) I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.

B) Just called AAA to get my keys out of my car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket.

C) Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex.

D) Text Connie.

[gbpp]

I'd tell you you're insufferable, but you worked that out already.

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[voicelog]

you could have just called me if you wanted somebody to tell you there's something wrong with you

[He's not sorry.]

[playfulsong]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

You're always free to try to kill me~

Topher Brink | Dollhouse

[ethicalproblems]

a. I'm like, not good at living.
b. Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered $100 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
c.i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids

76 | overwatch

[mylawn]

1. If I die, write me a nice eulogy and bury me with all of my commemorative bobbleheads.

2. I don’t want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.

3. Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable.

4. At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life.

three

[successfully]

nah dude i just can't. i need to know how you eat.

[plagiary]

i have no idea where it came from.

[ He likes cats. Not as much as dogs, though. ]

you say that every time.

[playfulsong]

I thought you were. I drank all mine.

[meticulousness]

You don't sound very upset about this.

[kuzuri]

You only say that because you're still young, snowflake.

[cyberbullied]

the real world is not particularly attractive when you put it like that.

[glitchinthesystem]

also get him to buy you flowers.

or booze.

booze might be best.

if that works for like robopeople.