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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[highinthemiddle]

I'm field training one.

[science_kunoichi]

Very well. I was going to do that anyways. I can't wait to drink my fill and have men fawn over my assets~

[scrapture]

[no text response

just a bunch more selfies of blurry shit????]

[cyberbullied]

you never seemed to show much interest in fun.

3

[gravid]

You only say that to avoid having to learn how again.

Chika Daimon | Digimon Savers (post-epilogue)

[scatterflower]

1. My roommate is fucking her bf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on her bed

2. I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?

3. What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention

4. Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"

5. [ Text her! ]

4

[outer_space]

I don't remember everything you say.

jessica jones, jj.

[mishandles]

1. How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?

2. Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again

3. He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

1

[spaceape]

They said it would be funny...

[goodlum]

The box took some shots to the face but I don't think he'll mind if we skip his medical exam

Hope you're bringing a crowbar

[tilyoumakeit]

please stop
i don't know what i did and you're very large

katherine pierce, the vampire diaries.

[manipulative]

1. Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex.

2. About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy.

3. Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess.

[busdriver]

i think i can make it closer to 0600.
hate to think of you waiting around.

[Not that there's any trouble he can't get himself out of.]

[flashbanging]

[ imagine this in a helpful tone ]

yer about as bitter as a mountain ash berry, too

[matreshka]

You'd have fun when you got back... ;) And we can practice being more discreet with your phone.

1/2

[renaming]

you're only saying it's lame because you can't do it right, how many times do i have to tell you the instructions are in the cheer

when i say vol you say tron VOL

and then you say TRON

it's simple.

[thebluepal]

i...

i don't have a problem with that, actually.

[scarlet_devil]

Mere words can't do it justice. Nevertheless, there are many more types of drink available, fun loving company to enjoy it with, and spare rooms set aside for more... private moments.

I'll have a party, hmm, tomorrow perhaps? Consider this an invite.

[forgive]

Sounds like a personal issue. Or are you afraid to lose?
Hey, at least it's live-threatening by something semi-normal :P

[heilstrom]

Perhaps they see what the rest of us do when we're around you.

Someone that's kind and intelligent; funny and compassionate.

Everyone who knows you is all the better for it.

Besides, once upon a time, we were all new people to you. Speaking from experience, everyone is a little awkward at first.

[flashbanging]

don;t rightly know

how many fingers u holdin up

Re: 4

[thegoodbad]

I said no questions

[trustinthedevil]

Confident.

[flank]

You gonna keep your pants on?

[JUST MAKES IT GAYER W/O MEANING TO]

3

[burnwithawesome]

Is that right? You going to stick around and keep a watch on me to make sure I don't break Doctors orders?