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[matreshka]

Gotta set a good example for the kids, you know.

Thanks, you're a peach. Nah, nothing a little superglue won't fix.

[ So much for that good example, oops. ]

[cradler]

loose??? wait, that thing is alive?
i thought coran just moved it.

[sealeted]

...right. So, in other news, I'm keeping the dog.

Bonnie Bastow-Knight Rider

[knighttech]

1. About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy

2. Picking our battles

3. Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.

4. this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.

5. It was tough but I powered through it.

[mewnifestos]

I can think of few things that would please me more than you not accosting me with your rubbery dragon bits, love.

[flank]

Out of steam already?

[alpha_squad_leader]

You're calling yourself Godzilla now?

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[reverseengineer]

I'm so glad we all still have separate cockpits when we form voltron.

[tictacs]

( matt has a fair point. so scott backtracks, unshrinks, and then puts a shrunken first-aid kit on his desk that he also unshrinks with a shuriken.

cue the unmasking of the helmet and a smile. )

Hi, Matt.

[highinthemiddle]

There is a lot about this assignment that isn't usual, Indy.

[ He's regretting the impulse to start explaining this. Something's probably wrong that he even started in the first place. Ohio is... tired. ]

I probably shouldn't be telling you.

[spaceape]

Why don't you come back here and find out?

[partnerinlaw]

Hey, if anyone deserves it, it's you.

You don't have to do anything else for me, but... Avenger's party! Hell yes!

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[sampling]

man, i'm working the er tonight. don't tell me imma see you there. cause that really sounds like i am.

weirds me out when i see people i know there, like for real tho.

[sketchycharacter]

Okay then

How are you balls

Because I heard about what happened

Don't try to lie

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[outer_space]

At what hour do you stop needing attention?

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[exalt]

Aww, but why couldn't I be there? I wanted to play too.

[spaceape]

That's hardly necessary.

Although, technically peanut butter is always involved.

[partnerinlaw]

You are WAY too cocky, Sir.

[da_champion]

Where's your sense of adventure Anders? Don't you want to play dragon kidnaps the maiden?

[almostdarwinaward]

Like 'probably shouldn't' ever stopped anything before. What the hell do they have you doing, man?

[busdriver]

your kids, maybe. mine only see what they want to see.

romanoff, put the glue down.

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[renaming]

what? where'd you get a blow up parrot?? talk about unfair, all i have is a headache and

yeah, actually. that's about it.

[unloading]

[ his silence in response to her question should be telling enough. it's an inventory night. ]

You and the sharp-shooter? Wouldn't have figured

[toa]

[at first he think it's some new, radioactive creature

but no it's just rat.]

just saying. small shorts for a small guy.

[SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Poe Dameron | Star Wars | ota

[blacksquadleader]

1. Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.

2. Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.

3. True love: he brought me a margarita while I was in the shower. He's a keeper.

4. I'm not sure if what I'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a droid involved... I'm mildly concerned.

5. Text him!