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[oldfashionedhero]

You really shouldn't be taking this as a challenge.

[ And yet it's not as if he'll be able to resist opening another picture. Though he might do it more discreetly this time. ]

[scarlet_devil]

Of course I do. I live in a land full of drunkards, after all.

[underachievement]

My reputation arrives at the same time as I do
It's progress

Richie Gecko | From Dusk Till Dawn | ota

[hornrims]

1. Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away.

2. Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them stop?

Addendum: That's two questions.

3. This episode of Spongebob makes me wish Krabby Patties were real.

4. Text him!

[thedevildoeswearprada]

It just keeps them looking lovely for longer.

Sans | Undertale

[trombones]

1. lets go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again

2. seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza

3. can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt

4. hey remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...

[gbpp]

Smart man.

If you ask nicely I'll get up and make you one?

[sealeted]

[Too used to this, Hakuno puts down the phone as soon as her eyes hit 'costumes' and goes to make a smoothie. Once done, she leisurely scrolls up and reads the full rant, carefully typing out a reply when there's finally a lull.]

If he needs help, I could probably do it. Pass on the offer and tell me what he says.

[toa]

[can you feel him rollin his eyes]

put on more weight. find smaller shorts.

[warmachine68]

Tony.

Ross is dangerous. He might be on his way out, but he's not there yet.

[thewintersoldier]

what else are you planning on breaking at my apartment?

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[heilstrom]

Oh dear, that doesn't sound good.

I'm on my way to take a look at you now.

[mageia]

( she wouldn't mind hearing it, even if it is none of his business. but wanda is getting better at not relying too much on the opinions of others for her self-image. )

tonight? vodka

( the cheap kind that reminds her of trading a bottle back and forth with her brother in the sokovian winter. )

Frank Castle | Daredevil | OTA

[firingsquad]

1) I'm like, not good at living.

2) All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never coming back to this hotel.

3) Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with Fireball.

4) TEXT HIM

[lefey]

Well, miracles happen. Even Pendragons learn.

You should get some of those chicken chips, too. There's like zero food here.

[dayknight]

[Oh my god, why did he even open this. He gets about half a second of this before ✖ DELETED]

Have you absolutely no shame you incorrigible woman you don't just go sending something like that to just anyoneasdfghjkl

Bokuto Kōtarō | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[weirdowl]

1. That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.

2. HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA

3. I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.

4. if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!

5. Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff

or text him!

[underachievement]

Half and half? I told him it was mine

[turnedouthuman]

Not much of a vacation then

[singleshot]

Shirtless and using the hotel towels instead of a proper "medical supplies," noted.

Thought you could sleep through anything.

[constantreplication]

You raise a completely valid point, for once...
Although can I be reprimanded for owning a dildo?

[fromqueens]

Pizza sauce. Among other things.

[partnerinlaw]

Okay, note to self- don't get come stains on Scott's Captain America blanket either.

[big_blue_boyscout]

When you're on top of the world, someone's bound to.

I imagine being on the cover of every tech journal in the globe helps as well - but that's beside the point. You've got a way of getting all eyes on you, Tony, whatever you're doing.

[gbpp]

It's never planned. You know that.