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[howkickassiam]

All right, what do you knwo that I don't

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[alwaysawesome]

Welcome to my world lovely.

[epireia]

you should know

[playfulsong]

I'd be the best target for you to try on. I'm game if you are.

cuz drunk too.

and arrows are fun.

and just cuz....

[thewintersoldier]

you owe me a new one

[a_shadow]

So status quo then

[gbpp]

You seemed pretty sure yourself.

[sketchycharacter]

But I'm qualified. I've shot a bunch of guys.

[xxxdiexxx]

my boot

crushing your throat.

[matreshka]

Depends on your definition of 'good', but a few.

[ Enough new material to continue being the brat she is and make Steve's life interesting, anyway. ]

Dopheld Mitaka | Star Wars: TFA

[badnewsbears]

1. Got myself invited to boss' family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss' brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.

2. Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex

3. There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!

4. unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating

5. Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.

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[enma_ai]

Neither was I.

[xxxdiexxx]

what.

[imagine this to be the most disgusted, mildly bewildered, repulsed "what" as you can, textually]

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[enma_ai]

Yes.

I need help now.

[epireia]

i am :)

[sketchycharacter]

Based on what grounds

Kuroo Tetsurou | Haikyuu!! | M/M for ships

[kittycap]

1. And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The Karasuno High Volleyball Club.

2. I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes.

3. Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.

4. I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?

5. You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar.

kate g. oc. ota.

[dedikated]

1/ Does this mean I have to put a bra on?

2/ There's a fly in here repeatedly throwing itself at the window. Seems like our life.

3/ Thought "oh, i've had tattoos and broken bones, waxing my bits would be easy". I was wrong.

4/ We were supposed to fuck once and ended up fucking for thirteen years.

5/ ( text her )

[bombing_blonde]

Can you even move with a cracked back?? I'm surprised you're still typing after that.

Winston | Overwatch

[spaceape]

1. What if they only bring me out with them because I'm the ugly friend?

2. We're not allowed back there because I puked on the waitress' foot while trying to order another round. For myself.

3. Athena scolded me because "banana liquor is a new low" for me.

4. [text him]

keith | voltron

[cradler]

01. if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt.
02. we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
03. just got into a fight with a trashcan. today is obviously not going to be my day.
04. text him!

repudiado

[xxxdiexxx]

you were not my intended target.

[even when he's texting he sounds like a douche]

[gbpp]

I'll put it back together?

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[thewintersoldier]

someone robbed your couch?

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[subroutined]

Spooky. Not sure what you want me to do to help, though.