perfect. here lies daisy, her tits were PERFECT.
I would only break up with u for not understanding dragon age. minecraft is just fun, and drunk minecraft is really fun. ill show u tonite, just download the game. ill bring in quinn, we can show u the statues we built of our dicks on a dare. :P
I would only break up with u for not understanding dragon age. minecraft is just fun, and drunk minecraft is really fun. ill show u tonite, just download the game. ill bring in quinn, we can show u the statues we built of our dicks on a dare. :P
1. I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left.
2. Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow.
3. How did you steal an entire pie?
4. I should bottle and sell it. My slogan could be "Green tea vodka. Antioxidating while intoxiacting. Your liver will thank you. "
or text him.
2. Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow.
3. How did you steal an entire pie?
4. I should bottle and sell it. My slogan could be "Green tea vodka. Antioxidating while intoxiacting. Your liver will thank you. "
or text him.
HYDRA cell.
One less group of rats to worry about.
One less group of rats to worry about.
The Doctor's never been much good at keeping to a coherent schedule, I'm afraid.
Not the word I would use. Curious about why you decided to send this to me, but not jealous.
It is definitely a compliment. And your bed is just really comfortable.
Fancy tray, huh? What's the occasion?
Fancy tray, huh? What's the occasion?
(1) I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
(2) Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
(3) text him
(2) Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
(3) text him
Irony, of course.
My nightclub. Did I not mention I opened one of those?
My nightclub. Did I not mention I opened one of those?
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