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[dva]

and bury you with your linkin park CDs? don't be so pessimistic!

[jamesrhodes]

fair. see you then

2/2

[thedevildoeswearprada]

And BTW Junior, no-one tells the Devil what to do.

ronan lynch | the raven cycle | ota; m/m shipping - trk or no trk up to you

[taibhreamh]

A) Woke up at 10AM with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling "shot train! Don't be a bitch"

B) Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness

C) Dude I dreamed up a fully functioning, fully stocked bar. Bye bye liver.

D) Text him!

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[tictacs]

that's cool that just means more tony for me

Kuroo Tetsurou // Haikyuu!!

[delecto]

1. Think house renovations. Think handcuffs in the shower. Great investment.

2. I think I should apologise. Except to the guy I punched. Fuck that guy.

3. I've decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting

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[dorkvader]

Not much, I'm evil, you hate me... blah blah, death to the Empire... the usual

3.

[busdriver]

so, what, you decided to text everyone in your contacts and hurt some feelings?

[On behalf of SHIELD, she'd like to extend her deepest sympathies to all his poor random hookups of yesteryear.]

adrian 'force' clark | xmen oc | ota; m/m shipping if any

[forcefulgift]

A) He is into some weird shit. I walked in on him last night and he was waving his hard cock about the place and hitting shit with it while yelling 'cock fight'

B) Before u starting puking ur brains out u stopped to give me the correct order of the Harry Potter series.

C) Fuck u ur just trying 2 get my vodka I've half a mind to crush all ur shit in ur room.

D) Text him!

[shelbycobra]

I was actually thinking of going to Daytona for the NASCAR weekend. If you're into beaches.

[gbpp]

Sometimes people ask people what their plans are.

What's the secret? Do you have a date?

[jamesrhodes]

How bad, Tony?

Pot roast. I'm thinking of letting Vision cook. What do you think?

elijah 'perception' moore | xmen oc | ota; m/m shipping

[bendsperception]

A) I just woke up covered in confetti. Confetti and shame.

B) I'm still laying in bed 'cause I don't feel like adulting yet.

C) I just want someone to stroke my hair, maybe my dick too while I refuse to leave the dorm and send illusions of myself to class.

D) Text him!

[mylawn]

[you'll have to catch him first, JERK]

[xxxdiexxx]

good one. got anymore up your sleeves? you're all talk.

[murdocksboy]

That. Was not meant for you.

How's it going, Foggy?

[mylawn]

[oh my god]

You even listen to yourself?

[turnedouthuman]

Your holiday has meant my front garden is covered in ghosts because dear Uncle is trying to get someone to do the punishment thing.

Shock. Horror. The Devil has a son who does not care. How could this be?

[gbpp]

How do you know you're not first or second on that list?

[Because he is totally assuming you're in that number. Poor, random hookup. :(]

no faith in myself We can try though

[playfulsong]

I'll have the Akuma bring you something then. I bare nothing to no one.

[But that's literally what dreams are made of!]

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[tictacs]

Dude I'd do the same. You do not put come stains on Steve Rogers god damn

[xxxdiexxx]

it involves a vital piece of your body. being destroyed. slowly.

[voicelog]

you could always look at it as advice instead of a lecture.

you'll know it when you see it. [Let's just say it's a bit hard to miss.]

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[fabraylous]

I'm going to regret asking what they are, aren't I?

[flank]

I think you've got the wrong old man.