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[flank]

If I get to the point, tell her not to revive me.

[scrapture]

GOOD THING I HaVE A DUAL DBODYGUARD AND BELT THEN HUH!!!!!

dean winchester | supernatural | ota; m/m shipping

[savethehallmark]

A) The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.

B) Give me an out of order sigh and some caution tape and we can have sex anywhere.

C) I have seat imprints from the impala on my face... not because I fell asleep but because he was trying to fuck me into the upholstery.

D) Text him!

Allison Cameron | House MD | ota

[amess]

1. Does this mean I have to put a bra on now

2. Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch

3. Text Allison!

[sketchycharacter]

Here's a hint: most of them don't involve pants.

[ktfo]

how the ufck r u not dead

michael 'replicator' collins | xmen oc | ota; m/m shipping

[constantreplication]

A) I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb into your fridge and drink glacier water.

B) Its national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a pic of my dildo?

C) I'm getting paid to watch an entire series of that new law drama for the magazine. And I'm getting drunk doing it. Thank you editor!

D) Text him!

3

[tictacs]

You're so cute when you care about furniture.

[unloading]

No, thank you
Give it a week and you'd put me out of a job

1/2

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Mess? What mess? I've just gone on holiday, it's not the end of the world.

[xxxdiexxx]

you tell me. all of you are like constant thorns in my side...

andrew minyard | all for the game | ota; m/m shipping

[regungslos]

A) One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window.

B) He sent me a snapchat of his naked torso with cookies covering his nipples.

C) Go shove your exy racket up your ass!

D) Text him!

C

[acuriouser]

Well then, didn't know you cared this much.

All Might | My Hero Academia

[one_for_all]

1. I FIGURED, IF I'M GOING TO WEAR A GOLD CAPE IT'S PRETTY SAFE TO ASSUME I'LL BE BLACKING OUT AS WELL.

02. APPARENTLY I WAS DRUNK ENOUGH TO CALL THE POLICE STATION AND ASK IF THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

03. I NEED SOMEONE TO GET MY BACKPACK FROM THE BAR BEFORE BEFORE CLASS TOMORROW. I HAVE TO GIVE MY STUDENTS THEIR PAPERS BACK.

04. A GUY IN A BANANA SUIT JUST GOT THE WHOLE BUS TO PARTICIPATE IN A CALL AND RESPONSE VERSION OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. A TRUE HERO!

[dorkvader]

Don't go blaming your bad life choices on me.

[He has enough of his own to deal with, thanks.]

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[flashbanging]

ain't sure i wanna know what's fun for you anymore

[gbpp]

Might need it. Unless you can assure my safety.

[mageia]

would you really mind that?

[ex_boning176]

Fix it. Also, I think I might be gay.

[not yet, anyway.]

[jamesrhodes]

I'll keep that in mind.

Plans. People have plans, Tony.

[xxxdiexxx]

you heard me.

i am walking death. what are you. a military boy through and through... nothing special.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

So where do you live then, we'll get together when you get back.

Frank Castle | Daredevil

[380s]

1. Why am I in a dog kennel?

2. When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car.

3. You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter, okay

4. I hate fucking people that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.

Beauty Huston | Beauty (modern AU) | OTA

[beautyshonour]

1. I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.

2. Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair.

3. How does one acquire holy water?

4. Text her

julian sanders | supernatural (oc) | ota; m/m shipping

[pressor]

A) Its going to be like a slumber party... but with ketamine.

B) If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple then I have one. Thanks.

C) There are a hell of a lot of times I wish I could say I kept my morals and didn't fuck the big bad supernatural monsters I hunt. Tonight is one of them.

D) Text him!