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fine so youre thinking about everything AND my ass
Why would I need testimonials from Luke and Chewie? I already know them.
1. What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention?
2. Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assassin. That is all.
3. Having a vagina does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.
4. I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
5. Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable.
Well there was the one time
...
Actually, no, you're right. We're never in good terms. What can I say, I prefer night time.
...
Actually, no, you're right. We're never in good terms. What can I say, I prefer night time.
i still would have sensed ur intentions through the Force. I would have paused, then said to myself "somewhere, someplace, my mate thinks i'm packing awesome wang." it was inevitable, really.
You've yet to disappoint. Can I expect you'll at least try to keep up with me?
1. Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
2. A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
3. Is it a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do?
4. Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
2. A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
3. Is it a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do?
4. Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
1) Got myself invited to the commander's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked his brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
2) You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
3) He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
4) Text him.
2) You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
3) He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
4) Text him.
I didn't realize you liked dancing with captains so much.
Sure, why not. I've seen weirder fashion statements
Fleck. or is that on fleck? Damn slang I'll never get.
When your body hasn't aged in 35 years, nothing works.
When your body hasn't aged in 35 years, nothing works.
1. At some point the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
2. If you're wondering about the smell, I set your Tooka on fire. But don't worry he's ok
3. Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night.
2. If you're wondering about the smell, I set your Tooka on fire. But don't worry he's ok
3. Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night.
Edited 2016-06-24 21:04 (UTC)
Well, you know, it's Friday. Gotta keep it interesting.
Wisconsin, that's a little out of my way.
Of course. Let the whine flow like water~
Or whatever else you have.
Or whatever else you have.
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2016-06-24 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
1. went out to get more books, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
2. let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again.
3. ick. that's not even the fun kind of punishment.
4. [text him!]
2. let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again.
3. ick. that's not even the fun kind of punishment.
4. [text him!]
I have my moments.
You could have joined in, you know. Technically you're a captain, too.
You could have joined in, you know. Technically you're a captain, too.
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