Oh it was just the hairs of their legs. They were nice and shimmery, those bald legs
I'd kill, but never your kin.
That's too easy
and also forget I said that
No killing, weeeee
I'd kill, but never your kin.
That's too easy
and also forget I said that
No killing, weeeee
I look forward to it
Shall we meet at your house? I do enjoy seeing your parents.
Shall we meet at your house? I do enjoy seeing your parents.
Since I needed one and we found a mutual arrangement.
1. I can't remember much about walking back last night. I think I kicked the dog.
2. New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you. Needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life.
3. You should return soon. I'm about buy a $500 cactus online.
4. Playing a game with the waitresses here. Anyone who can guess my age is permitted to borrow one article of clothing for the evening. This one wears your coat well.
5. (or text him?)
2. New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you. Needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life.
3. You should return soon. I'm about buy a $500 cactus online.
4. Playing a game with the waitresses here. Anyone who can guess my age is permitted to borrow one article of clothing for the evening. This one wears your coat well.
5. (or text him?)
I've seen the company you keep, Agent Washington. It's rife with lunatics...or is that idiocy? Same difference.
But you keep texting me like a love sick puppy.
Awww don't be like that
You can do it!!! You just gotta believe in yourself!!!!
And get some Poppers.
You can do it!!! You just gotta believe in yourself!!!!
And get some Poppers.
Katsa have you ever heard of this thing called figurative speech
1. I'm like, not good at living.
2. I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
3. Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza.
4. So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
2. I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
3. Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza.
4. So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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