manhandled: Commissioned. DNS! (And there's every type of girl)

[personal profile] manhandled 2016-07-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't you like to know? I couldn't possibly list them all! (*´ω`)o

[He can, because the number's quite low.]
boogerman: (pic#10286698)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-11 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're assuming I'm not already a cannibal, as in human flesh, not fellow spirits.
deconstruct: (pic#10330070)

fites captcha instead

[personal profile] deconstruct 2016-07-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
depends on which size they are. if we're going with standard, hmm

like 10? 15? if they squish well, maybe 20
skyhighblue: Sora Thinking (Wondering)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I thought to be a cannibal you had to eat your own kind?

[Seriously? THAT'S what you're taking away from that message, Sora? REALLY?]
boogerman: (pic#10286675)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-11 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Half of them were human once, I'm one of the rare freaks. It's the thought that counts?
12pm: (i play for keeps)

[personal profile] 12pm 2016-07-11 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's just reaching up to (finally) remove his hat as they make it to the table, and there's a momentary look of surprise at the food on the table. Hell, he just expected a pizza. This was a step beyond that, but then again when was Angela not one to go the extra mile? ]

Don't even think about apologizin'. Could've put a few crackers on a plate and it would beat my best cooking by a mile.

[ ... Well, that wasn't entirely true. He could at least put something on a grill and make it edible, but the finer nuances of cooking were beyond him. Probably better to leave that to the good doctor.

Setting his hat down on one of the chairs not being used, he takes a moment to reach out and grab a slice of the pretzel bread, wasting no time in trying it out... which is maybe a mistake, because it's hot and he nearly burns his tongue like a damn fool, trying not to audibly hiss as he sucks in some air to cool the food in his mouth.

... He's hungry, okay. Make no mistake, he won't have any difficulty fitting dessert. ]


Case in point, the bread's delicious.
skyhighblue: Wha? (um)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-11 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I...guess? I don't think being a cannibal is supposed to be a good thing though...
heilstrom: (my thanks)

[personal profile] heilstrom 2016-07-11 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She couldn't have stopped the snicker that followed that comment if she wanted to. On her way back to the table, she decides to take a moment to finish preparing the last of the bread on the baking sheet as she responds.]

I seem to remember you having much more skill than that.

[In all the years they'd known each other, she's almost surely had his cooking -- either as a result of necessity during a mission, or during a group celebration. She's definitely been subjected to bad cooking before, but she's certain that his was never on that list.

Finishing the last of the food, she makes sure that all of the appliances are off before sitting down to join him, taking to pouring the wine while he eats.

While he's always had a healthy appetite, she can't help but worry if part of the reason he's so hungry now is that he hasn't been eating enough. His nomadic lifestyle really doesn't lend itself well to proper self-care, and the fact that he doesn't have a lot of money only adds to that. While she knows that to be the reality of the life he's chosen, it's always a little hard for her to see the evidence.

Still, the fact that he's so happy with the one thing she was able to make is enough to make her put those thoughts aside in favor of gratitude.]


I'm glad you like it! There's a new bakery in town that I've been addicted to lately, and they make the best pretzel bread. I thought it would be a more filling version of what you might expect from bar food.

[Now it's her turn to try not to burn her mouth. Which, of course, fails miserably, leaving her in a similar position, with her mouth delicately shielded by her hand as she tries to balance the temperature.

Clearly, Angela's biggest downfall when it comes to food is that she can never resist molten cheese. No regrets.]
boogerman: (pic#10286677)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-11 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you rather be eaten by your friends and family or left in the dirt to rot with worms crawling through you?
exaggerations: (⚔ beat a very brave retreat)

[personal profile] exaggerations 2016-07-11 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe this for a second!!

[You spend like. All your time with him and Brady. Sometimes Lucina and Gerome too.]
manhandled: Thank you, Kalina! (Embarrassing...)

[personal profile] manhandled 2016-07-11 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's beside the point!]

If you believe it or not, I'm not listing all of my sexual partners!!
tearsinajar: backchat (Default)

[personal profile] tearsinajar 2016-07-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Better naked than feeling heavy the entire time.

[ Not the best of feelings. ]
sketchycharacter: (pic#10162799)

[personal profile] sketchycharacter 2016-07-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not. But I think we can agree both ways suck. I'm sorry.
skyhighblue: (All smiles)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-12 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...Neither actually. Can I vote 'Viking Funeral' instead? Because that's what I'd like.
boogerman: (pic#10286576)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-12 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
You have Vikings in space?
skyhighblue: (super curious)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-12 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't?!?!
boogerman: (pic#10286601)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right, I don't, despite inexplicably knowing what Vikings are, without ever leaving Earth. No Vikings here.
skyhighblue: (yeah right)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant like..Space Vikings!

Jerk.
boogerman: (pic#10286698)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-13 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
The dread Space Vikings. Of course. I'm up to my eyeballs in furious Space Vikings.
12pm: (i'm a cowboy)

[personal profile] 12pm 2016-07-13 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ He grimaced a bit at the phrase - "bar food". ]

Places I frequent don't often offer much more'n a bowl of mixed nuts. I may be a bold son of a gun, but I ain't never dipped my fingers in there, on account of not knowin' who else's done similar.

[ See, Angela? He may not always be able to avoid getting shot at, but he isn't taking food from questionable places. That has to count for something in the realm of being careful and looking after himself, right?

It's a topic he can't focus on for long, though, because seeing her make the same blunder he did brings an amused sort of gleam to his eye. He leans an elbow on the table, cheek resting in his hand as he shakes his head slightly. ]


You know, doc, I've known you a long time. Can't count how many times I've seen you burn your tongue, anymore. Here I thought you were a professional at caretakin', can't even keep your own mouth in one piece.

[ He's teasing, clearly, feigning a disappointed sigh as he reaches for one of the glasses. ]

Makin' me question my faith, and whatnot.
skyhighblue: (Happy Face)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-13 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, why are you asking me about Vikings if you have them too. C'mon, Patches, get on the ball here.
boogerman: (pic#6763392)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-13 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew the Vikings! They never made it to space, they've been gone for centuries.

So sad you can't read sarcasm, Sarah. How pathetic.
heilstrom: (i'll be busy soon enough)

[personal profile] heilstrom 2016-07-13 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's clearly entertained by the revelation, but it definitely does ease her mind a little about whether or not he's looking after himself when he's gone.]

That's very sensible of you. If it weren't for the fact that you still frequent such places to begin with, I'd almost think that I had less to worry about when you're out on the road!

[She's mostly teasing, but of course she is always concerned about the seedy places he tends to find himself.

Hearing his "criticism", she can't seem to wipe the grin off her face.]


I would worry greatly for the general health of the person that could resist molten cheese. Besides, it's a sign of a healthy appetite! If anything, knowing that I'm keeping my body in working order should bolster your faith.

[As if to punctuate her statement, she takes another bite of her bread, again covering her mouth when it proves to still be hot.

Once she's finished with it, she hears her phone make a sound. Murmuring an apology as the hand that had covered her mouth moves to indicate a pause in the conversation, she reaches to the empty place beside her and picks up her device.]


I have different alarms set to go off every hour while I'm at work so that I can manage my time better. Since I got home early tonight, it still has a few more to go.

[She's always had a bad habit of getting absorbed in one thing or another when it comes to working. It's an old enough trait that he might remember well how often she used to get so caught up in her research that she would neglect smaller tasks, resulting in a ridiculous backlog. She was also bad about putting off meals in favor of work back then, which she's gotten a lot better with thanks to this method.

While she's muting the alerts, she laughs and moves a bit closer to him, holding the phone between them so he can hear it better.]


I have customized tones for each alert, and I think you'd appreciate the one I've set for noon.

[When she plays it, it's a western-style guitar tone, like you might expect to hear during a showdown.]

No matter how busy I get, or how frustrating my teammates are, I'm guaranteed at least one smile a day.
skyhighblue: (yeah right)

[personal profile] skyhighblue 2016-07-13 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because it's text. Tone doesn't really translate across well with TEXT, Patches.

It's not like there's a sarcastic font or something here.

[But he really wished there was right now.]
boogerman: (pic#6763392)

[personal profile] boogerman 2016-07-13 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't blame ME for your failings, that's unfair.